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A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by LadySarah: 8:50pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish. ladies,give us their funny lines. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Nobody: 8:59pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Allow someone to love you, you are getting old 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by anthonyuncle(m): 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
i will give you all you desire |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Truthabulabula(m): 9:35pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Wait till menopause hit. Then, you'll note down very funny lines. 4 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Preciouskalu(f): 10:54pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
LadySarah: Lol.. |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Immortaltunez: 10:56pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
LadySarah:and what's wrong with looking 50ish |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Nobody: 11:55pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Truthabulabula:no mind them 1 Like
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Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by tosik(m): 3:42am On Apr 27, 2021 |
don't worry uncle plastic surgeon are available......lol |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by LadySarah: 5:22am On Apr 27, 2021 |
Truthabulabula: I'm looking forward to it already. 1 Like |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by LadySarah: 5:25am On Apr 27, 2021 |
Immortaltunez: When a 50ish comes for your 20 yrs daughter's hand in marriage,don't argue. Whats with guys commenting on a thread clearly for ladies? Tueh! 2 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by TheEnygma(m): 8:34am On Apr 27, 2021 |
When most guys don't take feminists seriously una go dey vex....none of una fit come talk how una fit come talk the lines wey una don use to try chyke guys but una get mind the laff men wey don do am, but yet una want equal rights but can never do anything that men normally do. Very soon one dumb b!tch will soon come here and start saying " the future is feMALE" 4 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by TheEnygma(m): 8:35am On Apr 27, 2021 |
LadySarah:That's probably because you already have enough kids. |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by bukatyne(f): 9:29am On Apr 27, 2021 |
LadySarah: That fact a man of '35' thinks he is young relationship wise is funny. The usual 'I will take care of you', 'I am better/richer than your boyfriend', 'I am ready to marry you now' etc. etc. lines. 1 Like |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by gistray: 9:48am On Apr 27, 2021 |
I smell your ppussy is rusted and needs greasing... |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by angelfallz(m): 11:41am On Apr 27, 2021 |
The bolded, he is actually young relationship wise. He would find a lot of younger ladies to wife. If he were a woman then the bolded would have been understandable. bukatyne: 2 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by bukatyne(f): 12:27pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
angelfallz: 35 year old man young? Anyways, I don't dig older men. |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by MrFlavvor(m): 12:48pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
bukatyne:different strokes for different folks |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by JONNYSPUTE(m): 12:54pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
bukatyne:....Lol.35 yrs is still very young for a relationship. I'm 40 with kids but still yet girls In their 20's still flock around me not minding that I'm married. So a single guy of 35 is still very young. 4 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by bukatyne(f): 1:14pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
JONNYSPUTE: A married man at 50 would be chased by 20 year old babes na. That doesn't mean he is not old, it only means his youth is not the value he is bringing to the table. Single guy of 35 is old relationship wise. Quarter to 40yrs. Mbanu! |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by JONNYSPUTE(m): 1:20pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
bukatyne:.....But some 35 yrs old guys that are still single must have to be in relationship before getting married.Or don't you think so? 1 Like |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Gabe427: 1:26pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
An 18 year old male can produce 1.5millon sperm cells per minute or so a 79 year old male also if healthy can produce 1.5 million sperm cells per minute doesn't mean he has energy to climb but it still there. A 20 year old female get an egg per month and wait till the next to get another and before 40 most times there done even if they have energy to climb it just..... 2 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by angelfallz(m): 2:08pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
Lol. its alright. you are a rare breed. bukatyne: |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by bukatyne(f): 2:41pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
JONNYSPUTE: Sure they have to be in a relationship. Hopefully, they meet women who 1. Do not mind their age; 3. Are their age mate (<= 5yrs younger). 1 Like |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by bukatyne(f): 2:42pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
angelfallz: I am sure a number of ladies don't dig older men. |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by potland: 3:43pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
bukatyne:Between a 35 yr old bachelor and a 35 yr old spinster, who is more likely to walk the aisle soon? Why I'm asking is cos in some cultures a lady above 25 is late for marriage. 3 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by potland: 4:01pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
LadySarah:Yet his engine is still intact unlike your china made ovaries that was counting down to menopause until your good samaritan husband came to your rescue. 2 Likes |
Re: A Desperate Chyker Once Said... by Truthabulabula(m): 4:13pm On Apr 28, 2021 |
LadySarah:It will sure come 1 Like |
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