Ashiri lo so yen.

women cheat and fvck more just that men are always too noisy about sex

AwkaetitiBabe:
This Op won't mind his business. People who fork and choose to b forked should b no concern of yours. Better start minding your business come 2020.


In Mandolorian voice, Getting Forked is the Way. Accept it or not, It is the way.

Besides we have pressing issues like your govt wanting to renovate a building with 38b! Like wtf? Una suppose carry placard go chant No to Thievery.

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork", like rabbits!

God help your souls.

Hahahah bush rabbit abi house own

AwkaetitiBabe:
This Op won't mind his business. People who fork and choose to b forked should b no concern of yours. Better start minding your business come 2020.


In Mandolorian voice, Getting Forked is the Way. Accept it or not, It is the way.

Besides we have pressing issues like your govt wanting to renovate a building with 38b! Like wtf? Una suppose carry placard go chant No to Thievery.

Waiting happen to your hand, you be handicap?why you no carry placard go chant no to thievery?

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itsme01:
women cheat and fvck more just that men are always too noisy about sex

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guy all girls are not equal , if urs is given fork anyhow others are not lyk dat. moreover d Toto no b for piz alone. u beta respect urslf n hold ur advice

Rebelworld:


And since when did money become gender specific, that only real men are out there making the said money. Whatever happened to “real” women being able to make money too lmaoo

do you see women opening stupid posts up and down? I am beginning to think the sensible ladies here are more than the sensible men

Faber:


Bro no be small thing o. I no fit carry last o. And for anybody planning to make heaven. If una spoil this sweet World...u guys most pay us $600 trillon. Make we use am relocate to moon or mars

toomuch sense no go kill you

what goes around comes around

stupidity:
As someone that has been in the game for a very long time. I want to dish advice to my brothers.

With a heavy heart I’m dishing this very rare piece of advise to you my brothers.


Now a days, there’s little to no relationship going on at the moment. A lot of you people in a relationship don’t know you are just dating yourself.



Now here’s the advice, if your girlfriend or fiancé gets invited by men a lot!!

My brother, be vigilant. There’s massive drilling going on these days. I mean, these days when a girl visits a man, 98 percent of the time, sex is the only thing on the man’s mind, while for the lady it’s a 50/50 thing.

If your babe/fiancé visits a man and this man tries his luck, brah, there’s 50/50 chance the fvck must be given.


The worse part is everything gets back to normal, no one knows what happens and no one knows if a fvck was taketh by force or if she willingly gave a fvck.



Then she brings the pvssy back to you for continuation


So what am I trying to say? When your girlfriend/fiancé is the type that honors guys invites, sorry o!!! I know you trust her but you don’t know what happens when she visits men, You didn’t caught her...


“Come and visit me” is Nigeria men’s way of saying “Let’s Fvck”. If you as a lady carry your two legs and honor the visits, that’s no longer devils work and it wasn’t a mistake. High chances you must give a fvck else I don’t see what your visit will do in a Nigerian man’s life other than make him cum to enable him think straight.

A Nigerian man would rather have you come fvck him than cook for him with your money


This post is a reminder to guys that as we always invite ladies over for fvcks sake, other guys are also disturbing your babe to visit them for fvck sake. Make una nor vex.


Call your babe, something tells me she’s moaning right now. Yes I’m talking to you, call your babe

Seriously, I mean no offence. But what's the motive behind your chosen moniker?

czarina:
Will I what? Be specific please!!!

will marry me and give me good body massage every night before bed.


This is a once in a life time opportunity, I will not ask again. Grab it now

Newbielearner:


Seriously, I mean no offence. But what's the motive behind your chosen moniker?

i don’t even know sef. Any problem ??

Don’t I look normal??

ubunja:
what's the difference?

Man, I've been looking forward to write ups but they are not forthcoming, you've been busy?

Sammy555:
Man, I've been looking forward to write ups but they are not forthcoming, you've been busy?

it's the festive festivities. Can't focus.

stupidity:
will marry me and give me good body massage every night before bed.


This is a once in a life time opportunity, I will not ask again. Grab it now

No need to "lie", a nightly spousal massage is a long shot. In fact, it cannot happen but thanks for the "once in a lifetime opportunity" anyway.

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork"! Like rabbits!

God help your souls.

come visit me

czarina:
No need to "lie", a nightly spousal massage is a long shot. In fact, it cannot happen but thanks for the "once in a lifetime opportunity" anyway.

i hope everyone can see why it’s not good to propose in public??

Is this how you would have shut me if this was done in shop rite with me kneeling down?

stupidity:
i hope everyone can see why it’s not good to propose in public??

Is this how you would have shut me if this was done in shop rite with me kneeling down?

Enjoy your day jor

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork"! Like rabbits!

God help your souls.

I find it difficult to open nairaland in public without the fear of sexual scenes or contents glaring in my face.

vickydankal:


I find it difficult to open nairaland in public without the fear of sexual scenes or contents glaring in my face.

me too

I’ll quit nairaland soon.

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork"! Like rabbits!

God help your souls.

Do rabbits furk?

czarina:
Will I what? Be specific please!!!

Fvck him?

stupidity:
As someone that has been in the game for a very long time. I want to dish advice to my brothers.

With a heavy heart I’m dishing this very rare piece of advise to you my brothers.


Now a days, there’s little to no relationship going on at the moment. A lot of you people in a relationship don’t know you are just dating yourself.



Now here’s the advice, if your girlfriend or fiancé gets invited by men a lot!!

My brother, be vigilant. There’s massive drilling going on these days. I mean, these days when a girl visits a man, 98 percent of the time, sex is the only thing on the man’s mind, while for the lady it’s a 50/50 thing.

If your babe/fiancé visits a man and this man tries his luck, brah, there’s 50/50 chance the fvck must be given.


The worse part is everything gets back to normal, no one knows what happens and no one knows if a fvck was taketh by force or if she willingly gave a fvck.



Then she brings the pvssy back to you for continuation


So what am I trying to say? When your girlfriend/fiancé is the type that honors guys invites, sorry o!!! I know you trust her but you don’t know what happens when she visits men, You didn’t caught her...


“Come and visit me” is Nigeria men’s way of saying “Let’s Fvck”. If you as a lady carry your two legs and honor the visits, that’s no longer devils work and it wasn’t a mistake. High chances you must give a fvck else I don’t see what your visit will do in a Nigerian man’s life other than make him cum to enable him think straight.

A Nigerian man would rather have you come fvck him than cook for him with your money


This post is a reminder to guys that as we always invite ladies over for fvcks sake, other guys are also disturbing your babe to visit them for fvck sake. Make una nor vex.


Call your babe, something tells me she’s moaning right now. Yes I’m talking to you, call your babe

me I no get babe, I get Bleep mates, one even sleep overnight, maybe na another person girlfriend

Stupidity you never still change

I don't visit guys because most of them these days plan is to sex any girl that comes over to their place.

If a guy wants us to hangout, I will tell him outdoors and not to worry about financial expenses. A bottle of water is enough for me

Faber:
I pity guys who get babes this endtime when to bleep a girl dey as easy as Abc...

Real niggarsz no dey into relationship stuffs again.

"hi...xup babe?"
"haa Tony this one u remember me"
" na u Amaka wey forget me"
" Tony na lie ever since I visited u...u stopped picking my calls...I come stay on my own"
"Am sorry I had a very big problem after u left...no be small issue o"
"Amaka are u in town...how can we see"
"Tony I don tire 4 u. I no dey town now...I may come back by Thurs"
"No p...U have to calm down just give me a call when u get into town okay"
"No p...Tony hope u no go hang ur line as usual"
"haba Amaka... I don repent"

Bros Friday eve Amaka don land for Tony crib. Tony go bleep the hell out of her till Sunday night...Amaka go give Tony all d whole styles in world to please him. Amaka boyfriend go dey for one corner dey suffer konji



Thats how we roll right now...esp if you get very big odolondo, come sabi bleed and get better crib down town...u go dey load girls like airtime.

Veneral disease is real

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork"! Like rabbits!

God help your souls.

Abi oo... Shioor for 'em... Olorun ma GBA won (God will deliver 'em)

czarina:
The only thing y'all discuss and do here is: "fork fork fork"! Like rabbits!

God help your souls.

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