Mine was 3 days. the girl was almost a year older but she thought i was five months older than she was. she was attracted to my intelligence. she cried when i dumped her, for lying. something i passionately hate when it's not done with sense. we never kissed or had sex. something i'm really happy about.

My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

I love this

Was 3hrs ...should i call that a relationship??

Met, exchange numbers at the bar,club started we clubbed together ended up in bed together she thought she found love,felt same though.. Day broke with an ugly face staring @ me ...... Left nd blacklisted her numbs

alcohol and conji na bastards

30minutes

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

all this within 3days? all the guy did was chop and clean mouth/catch them young,

A WEEK

izsmike:
all this within 3days? all the guy did was chop and clean mouth/catch them young,

. I had fun too. Clearly you didn't catch that. Well we all can't be bright

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

3day or 3yrs..

iceberylin:

I love this

. LoL. Fleak

sexymoma:
3day or 3yrs..

3 days was the relationship after being friends for a couple of months, thus my understanding of his personality.

evegran:



3 days was the relationship after being friends for a couple of months, thus my understanding of his personality.

You had sex wid him within that 3days

sexymoma:
You had sex wid him within that 3days

I'm in the mood for an interview, only reason I'm replying you. Yes. We had mad sex, actually for the whole 3 days. Fights and sex. There was always an attraction, agreeing to date just set it off.

Oh feel free to judge me. I was a teenager, just starting university. You can imagine the rest

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

3 days and yhu guys alrdy hving sexwait oh...yhu b calabar girl??

evegran:
. I had fun too. Clearly you didn't catch that. Well we all can't be bright

POLITE INSULT

evegran:



I'm in the mood for an interview, only reason I'm replying you. Yes. We had mad sex, actually for the whole 3 days. Fights and sex. There was always an attraction, agreeing to date just set it off.

Oh feel free to judge me. I was a teenager, just starting university. You can imagine the rest

Awww

Mine was just 2 months & it was really a bad experience for sumone as young as i was back then. The girl was just nothing more than a clueless slut who thought she culd play with anyone's heart like ludo...It was a terrible experience

35 years, I'm ready to move on.....twas very short but worth the stress I guess.....






*Continues sipping Vodka *

My shortest is 3 years and 2 months.

We broke up when she died.

[quote author=evegran post=28005205]My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened. [/quote

yansh bonanza in 3 days? u are d fastest free giver in Nigeria for now


well mine was forty days nd forty nights

Anwasia:
My shortest is 3 years and 2 months.
We broke up when she died.

Awwwww

Mine lasted for about three days. I was in 200 level while she got newly admitted . Everything started fyn until (i think) her room mates poisoned her mind. After the three days she started acting funny. I '' rechased'' her till around 300L before i let her go finally lol. The girl wanted to play me for a maga ; asking me to give her 1k or so to buy yam. Buahahahah. I don jam girls for this life small sha.

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Emmysteve:

Even yam hard you buy? Oh lawd

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

pix or adonbilivit

24hrs. After asking her for a date for over 3weeks she finally agreed. I took her out, we had a nice time and I throw the jamb question at her. She said yes in english. I was so excited. I got home, sent her sweet messages. The next day I called my sweetheart but she sounded surprise with the way I spoke to her and denied ever saying yes. *blood of god*
Ever since then, she must say yes in three nigeria languages with a short video recording, an eye witness and a signed document to go with before I date her officially

1 day

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

Three days,and the guy was already chopping the kpekus.We need more of girls like you in the country.

ayswags:
Three days,and the guy was already chopping the kpekus.We need more of girls like you in the country.

Why do u guys read without understanding and rush to mention?

Did u miss the "friends for a couple of months part"?

Dunno what kinda girls u guys hang around. The whole pretence thing doesn't work for me. Ok? Beat it already!

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

Wow, you're . . . something. no wonder he was such a jerk. the relationship was adrenaline. well, i hope you've learnt your lesson.

3cycle:

Even yam hard you buy? Oh lawd

Yes Y. A. M. it baffles me. Nigerian girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!