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6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Allsingles: 5:48pm On Jan 17, 2020
Lies are not uncommon as far as relationships are concerned. There are some simple lies almost every lady must have told at a point in time; probably to a man she’s dating or to a man that’s asking her out.

You would hardly see a lady that hasn’t told a lie while growing up or even till present. Some are simple white lies while others are not too simple.

This promises to be fun; read on as the ladies little lies get exposed.

1) I’M ON MY PERIOD.
I don’t think there isn’t a lady that hasn’t told this lie; using period as a reason not to have sex is common among ladies. It could be because she isn’t probably in the mood or she’s angry with her man or maybe because she suspects the guy just wants to take advantage of her; there are so many scenarios where this happens but almost every lady most have told this lie.

2) I’D BE READY IN A MINUTE.
That one minute might lead to an hour. This is one white lie every lady tells; we know you want to look good, we know you need to have your makeup spot on, we know it isn’t something that you can rush up within seconds, but come on; it’s quite frustrating when we have to go through this time after time.

3) I DON’T HAVE A PHONE.
I think every lady must have told this lie at a point in time. There was a period when this lie was the quickest lie every lady had to tell to a guy she really doesn’t like; it’s not as common as it used to be but every lady must have told this lie at one point in time.

4) I’M NOT ANGRY.
This is also another lie that holds sway to this day. You can feel the anger boiling through her, you can see the expression on her face, yet she tells you that she isn’t angry. This is one lie that would forever remain.

5) I DIDN’T HEAR MY PHONE RING.
When a lady is getting tired of her man or when she’s avoiding a guy she doesn’t like, this is one lie and one action she takes to frustrate him. Most times, she heard those calls but probably didn’t want to pick; sometimes it could be genuine though, but I wouldn’t always bet on that.

6) I’M NOT READY FOR A MAN YET.
This is one subtle way of telling you, I don’t want to date you. She might come up with flimsy excuses like she doesn’t need men trouble right now or she just needs a break but those are just words she uses to soften the effect of her telling you “I don’t want you Mr”. If a lady is single and she wants you, she would always take that chance of being with you – no matter what.

So fellas, there you have it; I’m pretty sure every guy must have been told this lie and every lady must have told at least four of these lies.
Source; https: allsinglesandmarried..com

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Abfinest007(m): 6:37pm On Jan 17, 2020
another lying is I'm a virgin

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by clevvermind(m): 7:15pm On Jan 17, 2020
I don't have a boyfriend and they have four at the corner.

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by YorubaLord: 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2020
For all those lies... simply use money or material gift as a bait and you'll see them change the tone of their language.

1. I’M ON MY PERIOD... "Which means we won't be able to do much shopping this week cuz I don't want you to stress yourself with cramps". grin

3. I DON’T HAVE A PHONE... Suggest buying her a phone and see her reaction. If she agrees to it Bros... JAPAAAA!

5. I DIDN’T HEAR MY PHONE RING... Whenever she refuses to pick your calls, subsequently text to ask her if she received an alert of N100K you just sent to her acct and watch her stalk your phone with calls. grin

6. I’M NOT READY FOR A MAN YET... Let her know you ONLY lavish on your woman and watch her say YES on the spot! grin

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by GedalyaIvar: 7:26pm On Jan 17, 2020
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YorubaLord:
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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jan 17, 2020
He is my bestie
Na my cousin

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by PrimadonnaO(f): 9:07pm On Jan 17, 2020
@6, would you rather she says it's you specifically she doesn't want?

And then you ask why... and hurt yourself.
Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jan 17, 2020
... Following...
Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by gift2xl: 10:22pm On Jan 17, 2020
I CANT FORGET MY encounter with a girl, I ASKED HER WHICH SCHOOL. SHE SAID Am a STUDENT OF UNIPORT, FACULTY OF "ANIMAL" DEPARTMENT OF " ANIMAL HUSBANDRY " I ASK HER what's YOUR DISCIPLINE, SHE SAID " MY PARENT'S TRAINED ME VERY WELL. AM A DISCIPLINE GIRL.

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Birdeyeview: 10:32pm On Jan 17, 2020
YorubaLord:
For all those lies... simply use money or material gift as a bait and you'll see them change the tone of their language.

1. I’M ON MY PERIOD... "Which means we won't be able to do much shopping this week cuz I don't want you to stress yourself with cramps". grin

3. I DON’T HAVE A PHONE... Suggest buying her a phone and see her reaction. If she agrees to it Bros... JAPAAAA!

5. I DIDN’T HEAR MY PHONE RING... Whenever she refuses to pick your calls, subsequently text her if she received N100K alert in her acct and watch her stalk your phone with calls. grin

6. I’M NOT READY FOR A MAN YET... Let her know you ONLY lavish on your woman and watch her say YES on the spot! grin

See as e sweet you as u take type am...
yoruba demon oshi!
Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by ise82(m): 11:33pm On Jan 17, 2020
Naija gals are busted.
Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by oyatz(m): 5:34am On Jan 18, 2020
7) I was raped and got disvirgined.

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Amotekun777: 7:23am On Jan 18, 2020
YorubaLord:
For all those lies... simply use money or material gift as a bait and you'll see them change the tone of their language.

1. I’M ON MY PERIOD... "Which means we won't be able to do much shopping this week cuz I don't want you to stress yourself with cramps". grin

3. I DON’T HAVE A PHONE... Suggest buying her a phone and see her reaction. If she agrees to it Bros... JAPAAAA!

5. I DIDN’T HEAR MY PHONE RING... Whenever she refuses to pick your calls, subsequently text to ask her if she received an alert of N100K you just sent to her acct and watch her stalk your phone with calls. grin

6. I’M NOT READY FOR A MAN YET... Let her know you ONLY lavish on your woman and watch her say YES on the spot! grin

OMG! Very dope, I swear. You be woman genius no be lie. grin

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by helinues: 7:32am On Jan 18, 2020
I am not in the mood.....

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Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by Kobicove(m): 7:45am On Jan 18, 2020
I don't want to do it when in actual fact she wants to do it grin
Re: 6 Lies Every Lady Must Have Told Her Man by OmoAlakija: 9:10am On Jan 18, 2020
Kobicove:
I don't want to do it when in actual fact she wants to do it grin

Na Yoruba girls dey tell that specific lie pass

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