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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 1:27pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
vickydevoka:True that... Secondary school was about looks and intelligence... if you come get both..Bruh story for another day.. 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 5:25pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
mhychophelha1: Very funny..But you no post am well.. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Wjosh(m): 10:58pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
1. my form mistress lied to my mom that I was dating a girl who was actually the best friend of my crush and that I was spending 500#-1000# on a daily basis.my mom was furious she actually fell after hurling a stone the size of a split brick at me,my crush avoided me for two weeks (until she confirmed that I wasn't dating her friend).me and said girl became enemies for a term(we were actually close before the scandal) the funny thing about this story is that my mom believed every lies told by my form mistress simply because she was our tribes person 2.my class mates tried to force a girl on me because I was the only person she didn't insult and we actually understood each other but my crush was on someone else 3.(this one pain me sha)a girl I had been crushing on since ss1 started to get soft on me in ss3 but when it was time waec I left her for an external student when she (my crush)found out she was furious with and that put a strain in our friendship till date as for the waec girl she turned me down after the Waec exams 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by proudly9ja(m): 9:43am On Jan 28, 2020 |
sochey:Teacher! |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Leonyluiz(m): 2:50pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
Let me share mine... If you attended Unity School Ejigbo... i hail thee. That place was a zoo.. i'm sure it still is. So. Growing up, me and my siblings attended high end schools. My sister and I went to Juniors(christ ambassadors) in IB. Then after pri 6. one useless gbenorun uncle(my mother's bro) advised that we were taken to Boarding house (Unity) to learn. My first week was hell. I was robbed of all possessions including hostel wears. I cried everyday and seniors would call "last boy" but exempt me cos i was termed the "little biyatch" then. So..... here comes my first friday... they were serving beans that was like water at the kitchen. The normal routine was that, everyone will dropped their plates and then one guy will serve everyone in the group (usually 15 people). So things got heated about serving small and serving big .. gbasgbos. Thats how punches started flying upandan. One useless boy named "Isoko" just shouted "won ti bo table oo" (in english rush it). People from other groups joined in and dipped their plates into our own bowl of beans. Hot beans splashed on my arm while i was still cleaning that and crying as usual.. i noticed everywhere got silent all of a sudden. Then i went back to the table hoping to find my plate with one spoon of beans inside. Both the plate and the beans were nowhere to be found. I just went outside the dining hall. Near "Paris Hostel", then i started crying violently and rolling on the grass. In my head. All was lost. Cos that plate was my last possession and the house wear i was putting on. Thankfully sha.. my sister recognized my crying signal and gave me her food that night. She became my small god ever since. 8 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by teesmarth(m): 3:57pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
I hope i dint join the party late I remember back in secondary school when we sneaked into the principals office through the window after light out to get exams questions. #Crazy �. There was this guy, a junior but he was our ring leader. He was a dullard in his class but very active, brave and agile when it comes to dubious things and illegal operations like that. You know all those kinda guys wey be number one for bad things. They are always happy and readily gingered to carry out dirty operations. After the whole show, Everyone aced their exam except for this my guy who still failed woefully with a capital F despite seeing live questions �� Makes me wonder what always go on in his mind back then Weekends are always for adventures I remember when we always go into the school forest to hunt for big rat(okete). We smoke it up spice it and eat. We were once caught and almost expelled. We set traps for birds too in school farm. I still remember how to make that kind of trap till date. The termite hill that we dismantled and find termites lurking in our shirts and biting hard There use to be one small stream at the far end of the school after the school farm. It is shaded by lumps of bamboo tree. We go there every Saturday to enjoy our life and swim our eyes out. I started learning how to swim from there. There use to be fishes in the water too. We sneak in hook and line for fishing on a steady basis I can't forget the time we sneaked out to watch champion league final. We were caught and beaten mercilessly on the assembly ground with big bush to cut as punishment. I remember judgment day. A time where a general assembly is called and all students who failed any test are flogged mercilessly. The more subject you fail the more your strokes. It is usually a dooms day. The fear in the school atmosphere no be here I remember the girl with the big bust that me and my friend use to play with and in the process smooch current from her. Lol. Good old days. The throwing of shot-put. There are so many style to do this. You can dig a hole and close up. You use a nylon and fling, you can climb a short tree and do your thing The rock experience. There is a large rock close to the fence after the new boys hostel that we goto throw shotput whenever the toilet is full. The time when thief broke into the school. In the night. Chai The animal that cries from the forest every night. A junior once put devils bean in a wicked senior bathing water. That one na another story. There are so much experiences from secondary school I can't share it all. 5 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by damtan(m): 4:51pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
Leonyluiz:From JIS to unity school? DAMN |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Leonyluiz(m): 5:10pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
damtan: I kid you not brother. Although i got wild when i got to JS2, learned how to make molotov cocktails perfectly and tried to burn down JS2 block multiple times but failed. One security man called baba patcho was always putting it out. Never got caught too. Then when i got to JS3 i started to scale fence regularly to buy akara. Was withdrawn after JS3 to resume my ajebo life. Never forgave that stupid uncle tho. 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by emonis88: 10:48am On Jan 29, 2020 |
Reading all these stories has made me decide to come out n make my own confession lol! In my jss3 I was in a boarding school. We were preparing for junior waec then. I just couldn't stay in school during the weekends. After sneaking to my uncle's house in town for the weekend. I would sneak on Friday and come back to school on Sunday evenings when students were at the dining hall before prep so I would just show up at prep n from there to the hostel. My friends where telling me that I ve become a bam sneaker, cus that was the lingo for students who sneak out of school often then. But unknown to my friends I always sneaked to my uncle's place to read and prepare for the upcoming exams. I didn't like the seniors then disturbing me reading during the weekends with work or anything. So after our exams, when we got back to school I came out as the second best in the whole jss3 in our school. In our ss1 everyone was looking at me like a guineous. But It was the hard work I put in during those sneaking days. 5 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by vickydevoka(m): 4:18pm On Jan 31, 2020 |
SwagPower:Yes it was. David n chibueze. De have de both are specially David. We way no fine just de wish say na we be David. But now na Dem de rush us |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 7:35pm On Jan 31, 2020 |
vickydevoka:Lol..Life funny like dt.. Some people got it all though.. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by KingAzubuike(f): 11:07pm On Feb 01, 2020 |
SwagPower:You're not a doctor. Stop claiming what you're not. Do you have an MBBS degree? Answer is NO |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by KingAzubuike(f): 11:12pm On Feb 01, 2020 |
teesmarth:There's just always this kinda guy in every school not very intelligent academically but very intelligent and smart when it comes to dirty deals and activities. I was close to about two of them back then. They really made my stay in boarding a memorable one. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by KingAzubuike(f): 11:15pm On Feb 01, 2020 |
teesmarth:Whats the name of this school.? |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by SwagPower: 10:10am On Feb 02, 2020 |
KingAzubuike: ..What is this?.. In 2020 ,on the first dey of a new month .You decide to be this stupid?.. C'mon bruh.. And yes I have an MB;BS degree. Go and hang yourself.. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by chic2pimp(m): 6:48pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
nurey: I was actually going to ask if you went KC then I saw Fagboro. Yup you are definitely a KC lad. Floreat! |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by nurey(m): 7:23pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
chic2pimp: floreat |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by chic2pimp(m): 7:28pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
nurey: Fagbs was actually a decent flogger Akano on the other hand was a Killer. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by nurey(m): 7:34pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
chic2pimp: Akano was a killer but not in the flogging aspect but bomb shelling department I remembered one of his best then in JSS3 I catch him, he run, I catch him again, he run, he enter the window, I enter the window, he jump out, I jump out, from my eyes to eyes I loose confusion. We all burst into laughter that day he didn't even know we were making jest of him. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by chic2pimp(m): 7:52pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
nurey: Nah Bro Akano was both a Sheller and a Tanner. He could flog for days. He was as bad as Fagboro(I was classmates with Fagboro's Son btw) Hahahahaha AKANOOOOO!..."Open the Air let the window come in"..."I saw you here, I saw you there, are you thrice?" were two of His famous shells. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Simplecity(m): 8:08am On Feb 03, 2020 |
landmark86:legend |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Simplecity(m): 9:18am On Feb 03, 2020 |
nurey:abeg wetin be Floreat |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Simplecity(m): 9:20am On Feb 03, 2020 |
happinezz110:lmao....reproduction i hail you oo |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Simplecity(m): 9:21am On Feb 03, 2020 |
gibzzhd:lol...tell us ya own you seem to be very experienced in that sector |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by nurey(m): 10:23am On Feb 03, 2020 |
Simplecity:it's how Kings college boys greet themselves |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Simplecity(m): 12:05pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie:he for tear her punantu |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 12:51pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
Simplecity:Nairaland and strange words... which one is punantu again |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 1:16pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
Leonyluiz: |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2020 |
Leonyluiz: Lol, oboy thus ur story funny die oo, cant stop laffin out, a don comot water for eyes Those boys nearly turned u to ajekpako tank God say dem withdraw u sharpsharp.....the difference between ajebo and kpako is dat fence u were scaling on the regular. cant stop laffin tho but am very sure the experience wil still liv a mark on u 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Leonyluiz(m): 12:22am On Feb 04, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie: Definitely did. I guess my parents noticed i was getting wild and they had to take action. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Ndipe(m): 4:51am On Feb 04, 2020 |
One of my history teachers coming to our class to say that he was a god who once resided in heaven and that he will go back there again. That was the craziest stuff I had heard in secondary school. I told my mum and she was quite dumbfounded by it. It's a true story. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Goalnaldo(m): 9:15am On Feb 04, 2020 |
oyolohi:you should be banned from casinos. Lol. 1 Like |
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