Did u by chance school in oshodi?
Ur post is a perfect description of some friends I knew back then in ESGS

jimkramar:
Mine was when our entire SS3 class was give 2 weeks suspension 3weeks to our Weac exams. We were yet to complete our practical classes in Chemistry and Physics, So I had to join my friends in there school without registration, so as to cover up before Weac exams. Few teachers that knew I attended O.G.S started questioning, I just told them I registered my Weac in their school. They didn't even bother checking their records, because they won't believe a 16yrs old can just buy school uniform and start attending classes without proper registration. Mad ooo

which OGS pls

amamkingchimex:
which seminary is this

Queen of Apostles Seminary, Abak.

frog12:
so dey cane you for catching the headmaster working and slugging with one of the teachers?? life no fair !!!
so na you buy the cane

so dey cane you for catching the headmaster working and slugging with one of the teachers?? life no fair !!!
so na you buy the cane

so dey cane you for catching the headmaster working and slugging with one of the teachers?? life no fair !!!
so na you buy the cane

so dey cane you for catching the headmaster working and slugging with one of the teachers?? life no fair !!!
so na you buy the cane

I swear! I even had to pay for the pipe sef. But the man no fit tell anyone my true offense, just told them i broke the pipe while playing rough. He even the one that told the school owner that tale, she then told my dad. Luckily for me, he was in a good mood and i was his favorite...so no beating for me that night.

Each time any teacher sends us to his/her farm sorry is that teachers name. I remember when our wicked vice principal sent us to her farm we uprooted her entire groundnuts and cucumber and finished it in the farm there, then her corn we harvested it and took it to a Bush near the road leading home and took it home and cook. Till I left that school they thought I'm completely innocent but I wasn't.

I broke into the almighty principals office and brought out all the slippers he seized from my classmates.

NoChill:
I did plenty dangerous things in school then like stealing provisions from top shop then, sneaking into girls hostel to go and finger girl, jumping school fence to go and buy suya at night, but the most dangerous thing I did then was, meticulously breaking into the school ICT office to steal exam questions, mehn shit was risky as fvck, we'll wake up by 2 am and sneak to the computer lab where the question were, climb up to the upper window and carefully unhook it from the outside and make our way inside. The funny thing there's that the computer lab was just opposite our house master's Quaters. We did this every night 2 weeks from exam until we had all the papers. One night we were inside the lab gathering papers, it was raining, so nepa took the light and immediately one of the ups that was still left on started beeping, Omo see fear, our house master came out to put bucket under the rain, mehn my heart entered my Nyash, but as staunch men we maintained position.

We were 4 guys, two guys will position outside to watch the coast while two will enter inside.

At the end of the mission, we'll arrange the questions and begin to answer them in special notebooks.

Subjects like maths and physics that we knew nothing about, we'd find the baddest guy in maths then and give it to him, but we didn't tell him it was exam questions, but later he started suspecting us. But Las Las, boys smash that year, all the teachers that thought we'd fail were very astonished and susprised as we were all stubborn and olodos,.

Thank God none of us were caught

bmm, see leadrrs of tomorrow



he said they were all stubborn and OLODOS

uncleck:
Government College Umuahia!

Stories are better left untold.

Ebeku high school mattes are better left untouched

had a friend that used to sneak out of sch for like three days. my job is to mend his bed and dress it, so that the dormitory prefect and master won't suspect nobody was around.

we used to sneak out to eat at night and buy bread plus groundnuts during night prep..

dis must be the best story so far. i mean catching your headmaster in the act...with a female subordinate. ha! suppose smartphone cameras dey that time, na big jebako cinema for the entire school ooo.
that teacher na big hypocrite. you know some students dey run into bush especially the ones wey dey run around like sugar daddies those days!!!


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bolagabriella:


I swear! I even had to pay for the pipe sef. But the man no fit tell anyone my true offense, just told them i broke the pipe while playing rough. He even the one that told the school owner that tale, she then told my dad. Luckily for me, he was in a good mood and i was his favorite...so no beating for me that night.

It was at IGBOBI COLLEGE YABA,I was in jss 3 and our ever popular principal ,M O OJUTIKU of the bournvita brain match anchor of those year's house inside the school was burning in real flames...I don't know what got into me...I was among the boys that jumped out of the window of my class and went to his story building even when the fire was razing so fast to quench it...some other colleagues got scarred by the fire but I wasn't...i was naive to do what I did...but I was glad I helped out but all in all it was a very dangerous situation... UP I.C.Y

As a Crowther 98/04 set my craziest moment was when my class Ss2 was asked to cook a dissected chicken. After cooking we ate some parts and forwarded the rest to my biology teacher. He brought a record of chicken parts which we could not produce. That earned us (Victor Anyanwa, Sunday Okafor, Ikpe, etc) punishment of bringing a fowl and a tuber of yam to school. I fought on behalf of my erstwhile JS2 friend with a senior SS2 for attempting to steal his locker, trust me they SS2 rugged arrange me well on Friday. I also had an escapade with a beautiful Corper where I earned my nickname Benzene. Up Sch....Up boys

What kind boring story be dis? we wan hear if you run go bush with the beautiful corper.

ifiokbenzy:
As a Crowther 98/04 set my craziest moment was when my class Ss2 was asked to cook a dissected chicken. After cooking we ate some parts and forwarded the rest to my biology teacher. He brought a record of chicken parts which we could not produce. That earned us (Victor Anyanwa, Sunday Okafor, Ikpe, etc) punishment of bringing a fowl and a tuber of yam to school. I fought on behalf of my erstwhile JS2 friend with a senior SS2 for attempting to steal his locker, trust me they SS2 rugged arrange me well on Friday. I also had an escapade with a beautiful Corper where I earned my nickname Benzene. Up Sch....Up boys

Real OG�... No snakes�

Buffalo2:
Scaling the fence to get palmie. One of us get caught buh he stood his ground that he a did not know us. We eventually helped him with his punishment and he enjoyed free "everything" from the rest of us till we left secondary school.

E no go pass jumping over our school fence na (wall of china )

otunbalamba:
jogs boys dey enter tassues i remember when one girl sent a friend of hers to come to school on her behalf that oloye get juju he was the only one that noticed he kept saying "this girl isn't a student of the school" and he was right ooo

He b like say that Oloye na one kain bast,ard nigga

Whizbuzz:
It was at IGBOBI COLLEGE YABA,I was in jss 3 and our ever popular principal ,M O OJUTIKU of the bournvita brain match anchor of those year's house inside the school was burning in real flames...I don't know what got into me...I was among the boys that jumped out of the window of my class and went to his story building even when the fire was razing so fast to quench it...some other colleagues got scarred by the fire but I wasn't...i was naive to do what I did...but I was glad I helped out but all in all it was a very dangerous situation... UP I.C.Y

Wow...up IC, say say say.
I remember that incident, way back in 2001. I think it was near his poultry farm.
Chai...those days, nostalgia feelings. Sighs...

DavidEsq:

U won't believe I discovered an app via Twitter. It's called "any books". When I downloaded it, I was nonplussed to find dope adventure books I read in my days of little cares. Scrolling through the books, the vibes returned again and I dived into one of dem. Sh1t took me two weeks to finish. That's what I would finish in a day and a night. Time has flown and man's getting older now. We would soon pass away and then our kids would continue. Life. Thumbs up bro

tell me about that any books pls

OlawaleBammie:
tell me about that any books pls

Go on play store and type "anybooks". Download it and there u have it

DavidEsq:

Go on play store and type "anybooks". Download it and there u have it

Tanks

irepnaija4eva:
Sneaked in the night to puncture my principal's car tire ..
Funny enough he was sitting by his veranda


Stole the Refractory prefect's food while the dude was flogging students that came to eat without complete set of their cutlery...


Around 2.00am I threw cow dung through the window directly at the labour prefect's bunk while the idiot was sleeping .. His scream woke up the whole hostel that night .

The following morning every junior student was lauding at the hero that displayed such heroic act..
While I was one side congratulating myself

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Hahahahahaha
This one funny pass o,

I laughed out tears before l finished reading it,,,
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Hahah

I was quite a roughian back in primary school but I was totally touched by an angel because I completely changed when I got into secondary secondary school, probably because it is a military school.
I remember pushing a girl due to frustration and she staggered, tripped, fell and hit her head hard on the wall and passed out. The girl didn't say anything but her silly friend snitched on me. I got the beating of my life that day. What made it worse was the fact that the man asked for my name and he found out my cousin who graduated few years back was a bone in his neck. He decided to take it out on me....again

I told the girl who snitched on me that I'd haunt her where'er she went for the rest of her life. She went again to report me, I got another round of serious beating. This time, the class threatened the girl, she went to report again and we were warned not to touch her else they'd all get same punishment that was given to me.

Another risk I took was when my then school gf took me to an empty class during NECO exams for me to do the unthinkable. I did the little I could do but my mind wasn't where her body was because the thought of being caught by a soldier or teacher wasn't worth the 10mins of pleasure. I couldn't risk it any more, and decided to stop, told her to button up properly and let us leave. She was disappointed and probably the reason she lost that burning desire for me.

laughitall:
okayy

My email address is rickiedominic@yahoo.com

Please send me a mail let's talk from there.

Gracealone:
Thuggery emerged in Oyo State secondary schools following 1983 elections that returned Olunloyo as governor.
There was this particular guy that dropped out from my school. (I won't mention his nickname). He was always coming with his gang to harass students and collect money from them. This fateful day, I withstood and dared him at the school gate. I could not fight, but I still could not place where I got the boldness from.

The guy would later refer to the encounter among his friends telling them he admired my courage. Someone told me thereafter.

This guy could have given me a terrible scar as souvenir. But I thank God, he just retreated.

That was the Spirit of YAH

Buffalo2:
Scaling the fence to get palmie. One of us get caught buh he stood his ground that he a did not know us. We eventually helped him with his punishment and he enjoyed free "everything" from the rest of us till we left secondary school.

una been dey drink palmie for secondary school?
Badt guys

Elsanchez:
One morning after assembly,

we were rushing through the door that leads to our classes

There was this senior, a female with big boobs

I groped the breast very quickly with reckless abandon

I could see the shock on her face as she searched for who touched her but i was long gone

I ain't proud of it though but since we are sharing stuff

here you go

lol

irepnaija4eva:
Sneaked in the night to puncture my principal's car tire ..
Funny enough he was sitting by his veranda


Stole the Refractory prefect's food while the dude was flogging students that came to eat without complete set of their cutlery...


Around 2.00am I threw cow dung through the window directly at the labour prefect's bunk while the idiot was sleeping .. His scream woke up the whole hostel that night .

The following morning every junior student was lauding at the hero that displayed such heroic act..
While I was one side congratulating myself

You are evil!

holicupp:
climbing dogoyaro/mahogany tree to watch females corper take their bath, sneaking out after break to go hustle

hmm bad guy

scottyy:

Hope you've stopped sha.
Pity your organs o.

O sure, I stopped years later.

donnie:


You are evil!

bolagabriella:
I went to a private primary school. What was reigning then was teachers having sex with each other after school hours using our tables. Anyways, that glorious day i and five of my friends decided to sneak back into the school after we've been successfully chased by our teachers. We got to the top of the stairs where our class (pry 4) was located and we were hearing moaning of our english teacher (not so sure) been banged by our maths teacher. We were taking turns in watching the porn unknowing to us the impact our combined zeal in the adult movie was having on the rail of the stairs. When it got to my turn, i have not even enjoyed my ticket up to 2 min when the rail crashed. Na so everyone pick race. I rushed to the gate where i was deeply wounded by the rusted iron handle of the gate. I got home just pretended as if the wound no dey pain me. Two days later i couldn't lift my leg, i was rushed to the house of a nurse in my area by my mom. The wound was getting infected already. I was given like 5 injection at once that day. Hmm, the scar is still there to remind me of that day.

Two weeks after, we were taking turns at the window of our headmasters office to watch another episode of porn. When it got to my turn, the pipe we were using as support just broke. I couldn't get out quick enough and so i was caught. I was given 6 strokes of cane each day for a week to mention my accomplise but i didn't. I could not avoid going to school cosnthen i have to explain to my parents why I'm not going and those day ehn...unless you are deadly sick, you can't stay home during school days.

Then i knew God wanted me to be a good girl and steer clear of all types of adult movie
I so love my primary school then.
Secondary school gist is for another day.

Why b say na only ur turn shit dey happen??

if i was among you i would personally restrict you from following us to any show just for u not to cut of goal goal ticket abruptly.

was d building a bungalow or storeys??