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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Grann(m): 12:11pm On Mar 13, 2020
This wasn't done by me but by my then classmate in secondary school.Now this guy will go the bank to pay school fees and instead of paying the complete #6100 he will pay #100 but will give space between the naira sign and the 100 then he'll add 6 to it there by having #6100
But then he got greedy ,he took money from other students and went on to commit the fraud and give them their share
The guy finally got caught when the school started suspecting the secretary accusing her that she was stealing the fees .the matter was investigated and the bank alerts were checked only to find out that someone was paying in #100 sometimes #700 into the bank account and from the depositors name the all the students were traced and sent home.
To make matter worse some of the students involved didn't know what the boy did, I think some of his friends gave him money to help them pay and he duped them .when this was realised no one ever saw the boy in school again

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 12:38pm On Mar 13, 2020
bolagabriella:
I went to a private primary school. What was reigning then was teachers having sex with each other after school hours using our tables. Anyways, that glorious day i and five of my friends decided to sneak back into the school after we've been successfully chased by our teachers. We got to the top of the stairs where our class (pry 4) was located and we were hearing moaning of our english teacher (not so sure) been banged by our maths teacher. We were taking turns in watching the porn unknowing to us the impact our combined zeal in the adult movie was having on the rail of the stairs. When it got to my turn, i have not even enjoyed my ticket up to 2 min when the rail crashed. Na so everyone pick race. I rushed to the gate where i was deeply wounded by the rusted iron handle of the gate. I got home just pretended as if the wound no dey pain me. Two days later i couldn't lift my leg, i was rushed to the house of a nurse in my area by my mom. The wound was getting infected already. I was given like 5 injection at once that day. Hmm, the scar is still there to remind me of that day.

Two weeks after, we were taking turns at the window of our headmasters office to watch another episode of porn. When it got to my turn, the pipe we were using as support just broke. I couldn't get out quick enough and so i was caught. I was given 6 strokes of cane each day for a week to mention my accomplise but i didn't. I could not avoid going to school cosnthen i have to explain to my parents why I'm not going and those day ehn...unless you are deadly sick, you can't stay home during school days.

Then i knew God wanted me to be a good girl and steer clear of all types of adult movie embarassed
I so love my primary school then.
Secondary school gist is for another day.

This either happened at Port Harcourt Or Enugu but I am sure it's port Harcourt

Am I right or right

But why were you always breaking stuffs lol
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by asunmoGGMU(m): 1:15pm On Mar 13, 2020
Oluwasaeon:

For real?

I am not kidding. We thank God for what we turned out to be, we are not like where we were raised. Lol grin
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by laughitall(m): 1:32pm On Mar 13, 2020
sniperr007:


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Please send me a mail let's talk from there.
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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 2:08pm On Mar 13, 2020
asunmoGGMU:


I am not kidding. We thank God for what we turned out to be, we are not like where we were raised. Lol grin
sometimes I look at my life and look back at the corruption that was so rampant during my childhood and adolescent days in primary and secondary school....I just can't help but give God thanks seeing that I didn't end up wasted and damaged
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by asunmoGGMU(m): 2:42pm On Mar 13, 2020
Chidorx60:
sometimes I look at my life and look back at the corruption that was so rampant during my childhood and adolescent days in primary and secondary school....I just can't help but give God thanks seeing that I didn't end up wasted and damaged

We thank God my bro.

The only time I got threatened with "expel" was when I and some other guys wrote "FOR SALE" on a paper and sellotaped it on my Vice Principal's car windscreen. All others in the group were expelled, except me. Funny enough, I used to be the most stubborn among them. However, I was a very very brilliant chap. The aftermath of that issue changed my life. Secondary school life was so rough but we went through. We are not there yet, but we bless God for where we are.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by sniperr007(m): 3:06pm On Mar 13, 2020
laughitall:
okayyy sniper

I dey wait for your message.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by NewDelhi(m): 4:07pm On Mar 13, 2020
Lol everybody here be forming "I was the very brilliant but stubborn type" make una no dey deceive yourself, you aren't fooling anyone.



Well as for me I was the average type. I no sabi book but wasn't as bad as my other niggas grin. I remember sneaking into the staff room to steal my C.A test booklet from the maths teacher table. It was a very brutal year where students would repeat if they failed English or mathematics. It was a disguise scene you'd only find in Hitman and other stealth games. I picked up and empty plate and placed another ontop pretending as if I was sent by the cooks to deliver food to a staff as they usually send some students. (The trustworthy ones) . I got into the room and met another staff there and there was no way I could steal my book without him noticing so another idea came, I pretended to be going out then came back again to lie to him the head teacher was calling him outside, then I went to quickly hide behind the door so when he goes out , I can sneak in. Quickly I got my booklet and hid it in my cloths then went to hide in a narrow dark passage way. My plan was to sleep there overnight because returning the booklet after rewriting the test would be harder than stealing them. So after about 30mins, the remaining teachers who hadn't gone home closed for the day so I was left alone in the big dark and scary staff room grin . Slept a bit till night when they put on the gen for night prep and I put on the lights to tear off the initial page and copy from one of the most brilliant chaps in class whose booklet I also stole. I slept there till the next morning. It was time to return my loots just as I stole them, around 7am , a teacher came to school early and opened the staff room door , I quickly hid behind another door not far from that one but he wouldn't just go outside till it was time for assembly, i quickly sneaked into the staff room and returned the booklets then headed out. Still in my school uniform from the previous day though looking dirty. It was a calculated crime well done , e no easy grin.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by otunbalamba: 4:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
NewDelhi:
Lol everybody here be forming "I was the very brilliant but stubborn type" make una no dey deceive yourself, you aren't fooling anyone.



Well as for me I was the average type. I no sabi book but wasn't as bad as my other niggas grin. I remember sneaking into the staff room to steal my C.A test booklet from the maths teacher table. It was a very brutal year where students would repeat if they failed English or mathematics. It was a disguise scene you'd only find in Hitman and other stealth games. I picked up and empty plate and placed another ontop pretending as if I was sent by the cooks to deliver food to a staff as they usually send some students. (The trustworthy ones) . I got into the room and met another staff there and there was no way I could steal my book without him noticing so another idea came, I pretended to be going out then came back again to lie to him the head teacher was calling him outside, then I went to quickly hide behind the door so when he goes out , I can sneak in. Quickly I got my booklet and hid it in my cloths then went to hide in a narrow dark passage way. My plan was to sleep there overnight because returning the booklet after rewriting the test would be harder than stealing them. So after about 30mins, the remaining teachers who hadn't gone home closed for the day so I was left alone in the big dark and scary staff room grin . Slept a bit till night when they put on the gen for night prep and I put on the lights to tear off the initial page and copy from one of the most brilliant chaps in class whose booklet I also stole. I slept there till the next morning. It was time to return my loots just as I stole them, around 7am , a teacher came to school early and opened the staff room door , I quickly hid behind another door not far from that one but he wouldn't just go outside till it was time for assembly, i quickly sneaked into the staff room and returned the booklets then headed out. Still in my school uniform from the previous day though looking dirty. It was a calculated crime well done , e no easy grin.
cheesy guy, forget say you promise me 5k since last year, I gotta give it to you men cheesy na master planner you be grin you get mind ooo

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by otunbalamba: 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2020
OlawaleBammie:



He b like say that Oloye na one kain bast,ard nigga
if you enter intro-tech period lasan
cheesy boys they change face grin the werey man once chose the option of slapping noise maker instead of beating them cheesy he would move from left to right with slapping, them go back from right to left with ear twisting cool

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Enterusernamehe(f): 6:25pm On Mar 13, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. For my school then . That thing was like our class code. Someone does something Like that , everyone takes the fall . Lol everyone had each others back. You snitch lasan. Omoh we go fvck you up ni oo .



Class was cool then ,even girls follow cooperate
There was a guy who was punished for something he didn't do and he was told to kneel down outside, one after the other we stood up and knelt outside with him till the whole class was empty cool grin

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by kayprinz(m): 7:50pm On Mar 13, 2020
Tominix:
When I ran away from school because I was to be beaten for going out without permission
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by bolagabriella: 9:32pm On Mar 13, 2020
frog12:
dis must be the best story so far. i mean catching your headmaster in the act...with a female subordinate. ha! suppose smartphone cameras dey that time, na big jebako cinema for the entire school ooo.
that teacher na big hypocrite. you know some students dey run into bush especially the ones wey dey run around like sugar daddies those days!!!


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Lol...thank God there were no smartphones ooo.
I swear we would have terrorized them like craze cos my friends were street. We were so trouble some that the headmaster found one way of promoting my set to pry 5 without us finishing the third term. Our school use to have pry 6 but they registered us for common entrance in pry 5.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by bolagabriella: 10:00pm On Mar 13, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Why b say na only ur turn shit dey happen??

if i was among you i would personally restrict you from following us to any show just for u not to cut of goal goal ticket abruptly.

was d building a bungalow or storeys??
Lol...it was a storey.
I swear i no understand ooo.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by bolagabriella: 10:07pm On Mar 13, 2020
kelvinrhs:


This either happened at Port Harcourt Or Enugu but I am sure it's port Harcourt

Am I right or right

But why were you always breaking stuffs lol

It's lagos ooo.
Lol...i don't know. I guess cos I'm always the last. By that time i go don surmon courage.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by LordAzubuike(f): 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2020
Jackmj:
My senior flogged me because I fought one troublesome boy, so I went and reported him to the vice principal instead of the vice principal to punish this senior he come flog me join
I come vex go report vice principal to principal the man use Cain pursue me comot
How u sef go think of reporting vice principal to principal grin

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by OlawaleBammie: 10:40pm On Mar 13, 2020
otunbalamba:
if you enter intro-tech period lasan
cheesy boys they change face grin the werey man once chose the option of slapping noise maker instead of beating them cheesy he would move from left to right with slapping, them go back from right to left with ear twisting cool

Lol, that nigga na real machinerygrin
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by kayprinz(m): 2:27am On Mar 14, 2020
ezanafe:


You mean O.G.S at Ibillo?
wow my hometown

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Savagebarbie7(f): 8:36am On Mar 14, 2020
Wen i fought a female corp member cos my classmates were giving me moral,she draggd me to d corper's staff and i sneaked out,went to d market to call my mum,she came nd afta gingering d lady nd d principal nd wen she left i faced beta punishment dat i can't frgt.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by LordAzubuike(f): 9:33am On Mar 15, 2020
Caught two students having sex in the toilet.. .. funny enough the guy no even send, as I opened the door he looked and just hissed grin he just dey fire on dey go.. the girl begged not to tell anyone and asked if I was gonna enter set, out of fear I declined. Make e no be my own turn dem go con nab me.

Visiting days was always sweet. My parents no dey ever come visit me but that didn't stop me from eating like a king. Some junior students I always protected would come and submit their rice and chicken to me as a way of saying thank you grin

Boarding school was terrible.. my parents hardly gave me better provisions to school. All I got was one row (about 12 pieces ) of cowbell chocolate, garri (in abundance ) grin, 1 row of cowbell milk and sugar (St Louise) but there were lots of rich kids who would bring all sorts of assorted and junks.. e get one rich man pikin like that wey dey always carry like 7 packs of Coco pops come, corn flakes like 10 packs, 3 family size can of huge peak milk and Milo etc.. chai, money sweet for this life o, your pikin no go suffer. The guy was a very lazy type, fetched water for him and washed his cloths everyday all because of awoof. grin. And na my mate o.. The day the house master found out about what I've been doing ehn. No be small thing o.

Me my gang always suspected one of the housemasters was fucking one of our class mates like that. Every night, when everyone else dey do night prep, the girl was always going to his cabin. So one day we decided to trace the girl . She entered as usual and we hid behind the window trying to see if anything dey sup. Unfortunately, the housemaster was still outside at the backyard, we thought he was inside too. The man just stood behind us for several minutes looking at us. One of us turned back and saw him, the shock ehn, we thought of escaping but it was meaningless. Without even telling us to kneel down, we don kneel already . We were severely dealt with. The next day he reported us to the principal and even lied that na thief we con thief lol , we couldn't defend ourself abi weytin we wan tell am before grin say we con check if he dey Bleep boluwatife ? grin there was no lie we could frame up in that situation. We kuku accept that yes we came to steal. We were all suspended.

Oh I miss primary school too. Mr Emmanuel and Mrs marvelous who would be romancing in class after everyone had gone home.. Mr osuolale , the money hungry headmaster. Mr Francis the gentle but stylishly wicked secretary. Nolstalgic moments mehn.. remember one of the proprietors kids like that.. the girl fine die ehn.. na rough play carry me enter her class sotey I poured her food on the table away.. she was a class above me. The way the girl insulted me and embarrassed me in front oh her friends ehn as if that wasn't enough, she still go report me to proprietor. That one just dey para like say we fight for dream or as if I don offend am before. Told me to stool down for more than an hour. I nearly died.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Empato: 12:30pm On Apr 28, 2020
kenny714433:
Hmmm

Mine was the most dangerous thing to think of in this life. In my SS3, having read many adventure novels, we were influenced by the life of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

In a school that they do expel students for the least thing like talking or moving after the Angellus prayer by 6pm, the seminary. I didn't believe we did this crazy shit.


Having read the thrilling adventurers of Tom Sawyer, me and five of my mates decided to act Tom Sawyer from 12am when everywhere is dead silent.

The loud bang of the dormitory steel door suggested to us in our different hostels that it's time and we sneaked under the cover of darkness to converge under the great mango tree as predetermined.

Five foolish boys headed to "No man's land", a place that was used as cemetery to burry the missionary priest and now left inhabitable, maybe not for rodents and reptiles.

At last, we were at the dilapidated perimeter fence without being caught, it was now 12.30am and far away from our hostel. Our mission was to raid Fr. McIntosh's grave to look for the priest's golden rosary for legends suggests he was buried with it.

That was when it dawned on us we were playing expensive play so we decided to go back. The beam of Torch light flashing towards us nearly seperated our souls from our frail body.

Empato my friend had already passed out and the thought of expulsion lingered our mind.

Brethren, to cut the story short, it was our foolish companion who had told us earlier he wouldn't dare visit a cemetery at night that later came along.

We revived our comr. Who passed out and headed home. In the morning, I wrote in my diary, dr diary, you won't believe that I went to No man's land today by 12am. That was just one of our failed adventurers, I remember when after reading six detective stories, we decided to act like detectives to our Rector's room by 12am.

Gentlemen, though we succeeded without being caught, one of us was trapped inside and later caught at dawn. After bringing his parents, he was expelled. But we will always remain loyal to him because he didn't mention names.

Not even when we decided to act Jack Sparrow the Pirate.... Gent, I miss u guys. Ahoy shipmate, lala please pass me a bottle of rum.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Kenny thanks for reminding of some good old days of about 6 years ago.

We were crazy adventurers ����
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by jimkramar: 7:06am On Apr 29, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


which OGS pls


Okrika Grammar School. In Okrika L.G.A Rivers State
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Raainbow: 10:24am On Jun 14, 2020
Onisokuso1:
Went under the table to yank off Idayat's pant and licked her bombom. This was possible coz my seat ia at the back and hers in front of me . She was shocked and threatened to tell Mrs Agupusi the Chemistry teacher . I pleaded , we later became closer and was still able to eat her ass later for real after secondary school days .

She is married now


I'm those days I was one of the very brilliant but naughty guy in the class . The popular Hints and Hearts erotic books girls got from me and always looking forward to seeing me in class chai

In secondary school you knew about ass licking?
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by kayfact123(m): 12:59pm On Jun 14, 2020
Mine was abysmal, I actually forge my school fees receipt while in junior secondary sch. I had made photocopy of the receipt from the same place my principal actually made his from and very familiar with the way he write on them, so I usually do the same.
Due to how small in size and number of staff the school had that time, my principal usually collect school fees by himself and most do not usually keep proper record of it.
Most times, when I am encounter him, he will ask me how much is ur sch. fees in my actual mind I may be owing him 10, 000 but I will just say 4,000 and that's what he will write on his school fees record books
My parents were not aware, and surprisingly I don't receive any of the acclaim sch. fees from my parents, and I wasn't expelled or punished in the school likewise.
I thank God for seeing me through and I glad I have change a lot.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Antisocial01: 7:27pm On Jul 08, 2020
donnie:
Smoking was the reigning thing in boarding house of FGC **** among seniors. So one evening I went to the field with a stick of Benson and matches. As I dragged my eyes started turninoninown. shocked

While others ended theirs in school, I went on to be a chained smoker due to bad gang. grin

Anything bad in smoking ? I don't smoke tho just a question ,did you ever regret it
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by donnie(m): 8:59pm On Jul 08, 2020
Antisocial01:

Anything bad in smoking ? I don't smoke tho just a question ,did you ever regret it

Of course I regretted it. I believe it dulls the brain, especially weed. Plus the hours of creative thinking I could have invested my time in.

The addiction, plus the company it attracts...SMH.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by 3phase(m): 9:44pm On Jul 08, 2020
Gambling with my second term school fees in SS1 at PCCI. My poor mama had to pay another one. I too put the mama 4 wahala. God pls help me put smile 4 my mama face.
Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Encoreunltd(m): 7:45pm On Nov 14, 2020
It is good to be popular. I attended one private secondary school for Ikenne where scaling fence to buy Iya gbadun rice or aya Mase rice was the height of bad guy.

I left around 4pm this faithful Saturday for Iya gbadun rice since am from Ikenne and I could easily be spotted at aya mase's shop.

On my way back to school, na so I jam ojo (policemen) for road. Them stop me say "Wetin you carry?" "Where you dey go?" "Oga, na one of the boys be this?"

My liver fail me. I just muster courage yahn dem say "I be student" "na Ilishan I go" "na rice I go buy" "I dey go back hostel"

One of the o.c don dey cock him gun. The oga come tell am say make him calm down. "Are you sure you are not one of the robbers on this highway?" the oga asked me. I said "no" say na change of taste of hostel food make me scale fence go buy gbadun rice.

He told the officer with the gun cocked to follow me through the foot path till I get to school but if I signal my boys for bush, make him shoot me for leg.

Na so I begin shake as I dey waka for front of the officer. I no sound kpim till some junior boys start to dey hail me by my nickname for front of reservoir.

As the ojo see say na me dem dey hail, him just ease him gun come talk say "God save you, I for kukuma kill you for here and nobody go know say you don kpai"

Na so I free that day. Two weeks after wey I follow that side again na e I see them for there. When I dey come back I just give them N800 worth of the rice apart from the N500 wey I dash them.

Anytime boys follow the route jam them so. Na so them dey ask after me even though I don pass out. Na boys come dey tell me wetin happen that day as I no tell anyone wetin happen.

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by FuckHomophobes: 12:03am On Nov 15, 2020
I had sex with two guys in an uncompleted building. Not a serious one tho

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Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by Tominix(m): 8:21pm On Feb 15, 2021
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