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Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Randy100: 8:22pm On Feb 12, 2020
It was an unforgetable experience. It happened in 2015, while I was still in coal city still trying to make something out of my life.
It happened that one day, I met a girl, who I like so much and she was blessed breastfully. The two spirit living inside me kept arguing. I beleive the good spirit was the one telling me to go and talk to her while the bad spirit who doesn't want me to enjoy something good kept discouraging me. I made my choice and followed the good spirit and rushed her like a lion chasing its prey. When she saw me she started shining her beautiful white teeth, the gum(gingiva) was ebony. I was lost for word but I was able to murmur, "what is your name?" she answered "Grace" ( not her real name).
To cut the long story short, I had her digit and we started chatting and we were chatting very dirty. We hoped that one day we will meet and enjoy the forbidden fruit. I discovered a lot of discouraging things that will prevent me from enjoying her forbidden fruit and they are;
1. Her father is a soldier and they reside at 103 battalion in Enugu.
2. Her father is very strict with her, doesn't allow her to go out.
3. The two elder brothers are at Kaduna (NDA). So she is the only one at home with the father.

To the main story, one day opportunity came and she called me that the father was in a meeting that I should use the opportunity before the meeting ends by 3pm. I took my baths and before 12pm I was inside 103 barrack. I called her and she came and pick me from Mami market straight to their quarters.
We entered their house and we locked the door and enjoyment started. When the main action started, I wore my CD and penetrated her as she wriggle in excitement. I whined my waist just once when I heard a loud bang at the door. We disentangled immediately and she hid me under the the bed where I was paralyzed with fear and she went to answer the door.

When she came back she said it was a neighbour who came to borrow matchete. She tried calming me down. I beleive I was calm but something happened I couldn't get erection. She tried waking the penis by using her hand, mouth. The penis refused to wake, I guess the penis was paralyzed by fear.
I told her that I want to go that I am no longer comfortable and I was afraid that the father could come any minute. She hesitated but my mind was made up.
I was not worried at first for not having erection but as I sat close to a girl who opened her cleavage at the bus, I was peeping and there was no sign of erection I became worried for the first time. When I reached my house, I downloaded porn videos to watch, to my chagrin I had no erection even as I watch the videos.
After successfully trying to get my erection back, I couldn't. In the night I went to sleep and by 5 am I woke up to see that I had an erection. I went and urinated, after urinating I lost the erection but I went back to sleep still worried.
In the morning I could hear my landladys daughter sweeping the compound as usual. I peeped through the window, she was wearing her pink night gown and I could see her red pant from the transparent night gown and she stood up to rest from sweeping I could see the nipple pointing at my direction without any bra. I could sense something rising in my boxer. It was me having an erection, I lifted my boxer and confirmed it with my eyes and I murmed "welcome back coward."

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Rickjordan(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2020
cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Davash222(m): 8:28pm On Feb 12, 2020
My dicck is not a coward in jesus name!!
Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by northvietnam(m): 8:36pm On Feb 12, 2020
Davash222:
My dicck is not a coward in jesus name!!


Mine Too . grin
Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Auntyesther(f): 8:56pm On Feb 12, 2020
What a betrayal penis

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by iLegendd(m): 9:02pm On Feb 12, 2020
I didn't read, but I feel the post is about your dick not rising when it was time to do the job.

The reasons are

1. Anxiety (caused by fear of poor performance, contracting an infection, or small dick ridicule)
2. Untrained penis (afraid of embarrassing yourself with quick ejaculation)

If number 2 is the issue, read Lasticle and you'll never have is again. It's the permanent and natural cure unlike those who use drugs.

Click here to download the free version https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Tallesty1(m): 9:06pm On Feb 12, 2020
Penis got scared and was like.


Can't do this mehnnnn! No hard feelings bro

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by MacSobo(m): 9:11pm On Feb 12, 2020
iLegendd:
I didn't read, but I feel the post is about your dick not rising when it was time to do the job.

The reasons are

1. Anxiety (caused by fear of poor performance, contracting an infection, or small dick ridicule)
2. Untrained penis (afraid of embarrassing yourself with quick ejaculation)

If number 2 is the issue, read Lasticle and you'll never have is again. It's the permanent and natural cure unlike those who use drugs.

Click here to download the free version https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

will you STFO!!

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by seunlayi(m): 9:15pm On Feb 12, 2020
This story may look like a fiction but it is happening here and there.

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by iceybux(m): 9:16pm On Feb 12, 2020
Auntyesther:
What a betrayal penis
. Hanty the fear of a military officer no go let that dick rise I tell u... Just imagine getting caught inside the house... Father lord

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by iLegendd(m): 9:18pm On Feb 12, 2020
MacSobo:


will you STFO!!

You're always welcome, Dear. Stay blessed.

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by 2horsePOWER(m): 11:14pm On Feb 12, 2020
grin grin grin
Op is mad
I swear grin

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by tommy589(m): 12:32am On Feb 13, 2020
Randy100:
It was an unforgetable experience. It happened in 2015, while I was still in coal city still trying to make something out of my life.
It happened that one day, I met a girl, who I like so much and she was blessed breastfully. The two spirit living inside me kept arguing. I beleive the good spirit was the one telling me to go and talk to her while the bad spirit who doesn't want me to enjoy something good kept discouraging me. I made my choice and followed the good spirit and rushed her like a lion chasing its prey. When she saw me she started shining her beautiful white teeth, the gum(gingiva) was ebony. I was lost for word but I was able to murmur, "what is your name?" she answered "Grace" ( not her real name).
To cut the long story short, I had her digit and we started chatting and we were chatting very dirty. We hoped that one day we will meet and enjoy the forbidden fruit. I discovered a lot of discouraging things that will prevent me from enjoying her forbidden fruit and they are;
1. Her father is a soldier and they reside at 103 battalion in Enugu.
2. Her father is very strict with her, doesn't allow her to go out.
3. The two elder brothers are at Kaduna (NDA). So she is the only one at home with the father.

To the main story, one day opportunity came and she called me that the father was in a meeting that I should use the opportunity before the meeting ends by 3pm. I took my baths and before 12pm I was inside 103 barrack. I called her and she came and pick me from Mami market straight to their quarters.
We entered their house and we locked the door and enjoyment started. When the main action started, I wore my CD and penetrated her as she wriggle in excitement. I whined my waist just once when I heard a loud bang at the door. We disentangled immediately and she hid me under the the bed where I was paralyzed with fear and she went to answer the door.

When she came back she said it was a neighbour who came to borrow matchete. She tried calming me down. I beleive I was calm but something happened I couldn't get erection. She tried waking the penis by using her hand, mouth. The penis refused to wake, I guess the penis was paralyzed by fear.
I told her that I want to go that I am no longer comfortable and I was afraid that the father could come any minute. She hesitated but my mind was made up.
I was not worried at first for not having erection but as I sat close to a girl who opened her cleavage at the bus, I was peeping and there was no sign of erection I became worried for the first time. When I reached my house, I downloaded porn videos to watch, to my chagrin I had no erection even as I watch the videos.
After successfully trying to get my erection back, I couldn't. In the night I went to sleep and by 5 am I woke up to see that I had an erection. I went and urinated, after urinating I lost the erection but I went back to sleep still worried.
In the morning I could hear my landladys daughter sweeping the compound as usual. I peeped through the window, she was wearing her pink night gown and I could see her red pant from the transparent night gown and she stood up to rest from sweeping I could see the nipple pointing at my direction without any bra. I could sense something rising in my boxer. It was me having an erection, I lifted my boxer and confirmed it with my eyes and I murmed "welcome back coward."

Coward ke! Your brave saviour when your sense had deserted you

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by rex444(m): 3:34am On Feb 13, 2020
your peeing equipment is an educated one ....thank God for that... maybe you should enrol it for masters or PhD

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Nobody: 3:51am On Feb 13, 2020
Dude, you just made my evening. I had a good laugh. cheesy

It is worrisome that soldiers in Nigeria are feared when they are supposed to be thanked, respected and honoured.

Whenever an American soldier is in uniform, all you hear from passers-by is thank you for your service, can I pay for your coffee at coffee shops, you can go first when in line to check out at grocery stores and I can go on and on.

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Ogbunigwe2018: 6:06am On Feb 13, 2020
I think your pee-pee was smarter than you. Cos if Daddy soja had caught you, the manhood won’t live on. cheesy

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by galadima77(m): 6:14am On Feb 13, 2020
The guy didn't want to be around for the merciless beating and like a fair-weather friend, only comes around for enjoyment.
Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by ITbomb(m): 6:57am On Feb 13, 2020
Your penis saved your life, coward

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by fkj950ax(m): 6:59am On Feb 13, 2020
Randy100:


where I was paralyzed with fear and she went to answer the door.

When she came back she said it was a neighbour who came to borrow matchete.."

You have moved on, but your mind is still stuck with the above...

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by ashawopikin(m): 10:24am On Feb 13, 2020
MacSobo:


will you STFO!!
no mind am, na by force to buy book?every time "lasticle"

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by wizdomnzube(m): 1:27pm On Feb 13, 2020
Nor be person for tell u wen ha pops man mend u. Thank ur Dickson for disembarking from that careless journey cheesy

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by franklingud(m): 2:04pm On Feb 13, 2020
The penis ran for cover.
Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Fountainofyouth(f): 2:32pm On Feb 13, 2020
Hehehe cheesy cheesy

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by NonsenseRubbish: 2:35pm On Feb 13, 2020
Randy100:
It was an unforgetable experience. It happened in 2015, while I was still in coal city still trying to make something out of my life.
It happened that one day, I met a girl, who I like so much and she was blessed breastfully. The two spirit living inside me kept arguing. I beleive the good spirit was the one telling me to go and talk to her while the bad spirit who doesn't want me to enjoy something good kept discouraging me. I made my choice and followed the good spirit and rushed her like a lion chasing its prey. When she saw me she started shining her beautiful white teeth, the gum(gingiva) was ebony. I was lost for word but I was able to murmur, "what is your name?" she answered "Grace" ( not her real name).
To cut the long story short, I had her digit and we started chatting and we were chatting very dirty. We hoped that one day we will meet and enjoy the forbidden fruit. I discovered a lot of discouraging things that will prevent me from enjoying her forbidden fruit and they are;
1. Her father is a soldier and they reside at 103 battalion in Enugu.
2. Her father is very strict with her, doesn't allow her to go out.
3. The two elder brothers are at Kaduna (NDA). So she is the only one at home with the father.

To the main story, one day opportunity came and she called me that the father was in a meeting that I should use the opportunity before the meeting ends by 3pm. I took my baths and before 12pm I was inside 103 barrack. I called her and she came and pick me from Mami market straight to their quarters.
We entered their house and we locked the door and enjoyment started. When the main action started, I wore my CD and penetrated her as she wriggle in excitement. I whined my waist just once when I heard a loud bang at the door. We disentangled immediately and she hid me under the the bed where I was paralyzed with fear and she went to answer the door.

When she came back she said it was a neighbour who came to borrow matchete. She tried calming me down. I beleive I was calm but something happened I couldn't get erection. She tried waking the penis by using her hand, mouth. The penis refused to wake, I guess the penis was paralyzed by fear.
I told her that I want to go that I am no longer comfortable and I was afraid that the father could come any minute. She hesitated but my mind was made up.
I was not worried at first for not having erection but as I sat close to a girl who opened her cleavage at the bus, I was peeping and there was no sign of erection I became worried for the first time. When I reached my house, I downloaded porn videos to watch, to my chagrin I had no erection even as I watch the videos.
After successfully trying to get my erection back, I couldn't. In the night I went to sleep and by 5 am I woke up to see that I had an erection. I went and urinated, after urinating I lost the erection but I went back to sleep still worried.
In the morning I could hear my landladys daughter sweeping the compound as usual. I peeped through the window, she was wearing her pink night gown and I could see her red pant from the transparent night gown and she stood up to rest from sweeping I could see the nipple pointing at my direction without any bra. I could sense something rising in my boxer. It was me having an erection, I lifted my boxer and confirmed it with my eyes and I murmed "welcome back coward."
. Nonsense + Rubbish =

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by CheedyJ(m): 2:43pm On Feb 13, 2020
Ur penis get sense pass u op bkus it just saved u from possible lynching & battering..

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Skmoda360(m): 2:52pm On Feb 13, 2020
CheedyJ:
Ur penis get sense pass u op bkus it just saved u from possible lynching & battering..
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Feb 13, 2020
J111333:
Dude, you just made my evening. I had a good laugh. cheesy

It is worrisome that soldiers in Nigeria are feared when they are supposed to be thanked, respected and honoured.

Whenever an American soldier is in uniform, all you hear from passers-by is thank you for your service, can I pay for your coffee at coffee shops, you can go first when in line to check out at grocery stores and I can go on and on.

American soldiers are so nice to a fault. If it was in America, there will be no need to fear that you are fucking such a babe in her soldier father's house. Her American soldier father and brothers who are in military training school will be so PLEASED with you abi. undecided

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Meteng: 4:19pm On Feb 13, 2020
This guy no go kill me!

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Edyice: 6:50pm On Feb 13, 2020
Am still looking for opportunities to knack solider pikin or even female soldiers self ...

Let just see as it's goes sha , this year will not pass me by grin

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Re: Why Penis Is A Coward!!! My Experience. by Mrkcee(m): 8:29am On May 20, 2020
grin grin
I stumbled upon this topic and aswear it's as funny as shit. Laff wan kee me grin

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