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Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by NAIJAHITPLAY: 12:28pm On Feb 13, 2020
"Moaning During Intercourse Is a Sin and Offenders Should Be Jailed" - Christian Brother


A newly married man has said it is a sin for a man or woman to moan during sexual intercourse. He added that the first time his wife tried it, he took her for deliverance and now all she does is ”hum hymns” during sex.

Uzor Obinna Marvelous, who got married in January this year, said it is “wrong and ungodly” for Christian couples to moan during sex.

He said men do not like it when women do it. He added that moaning shows how “depraved” a woman is. As for the men who moan, he said it’s a sign they’ve been visiting sex workers.

He added that any woman who calls the name of God or Jesus during sex or speaks in tongues should be sent to jail.

He went ahead to say that when his new wife moaned during sex, he took her for deliverance from “the spirit of lust and moaning”. Now, whenever she gets the urge to moan, she hums hymns instead.

Here is what he has to say in his own words

Moaning During S*xual intercourse is Bad For Christian Couples.

This article is strictly for Christian women who moan during conjugation. This is very wrong and ungodly.

Godly women don’t moan during sexual intercourse. Most men don’t like it, especially when it is so loud. And some detest even the mildest of it. It shows how depraved the woman is. It is a very clear symptom of carnality and a sign of lack of self-control.

About a decade ago during one of John Hagee sermons, he concluded by saying that women who call the name of God during such an act should be sent to jail. Some even scream the name of Jesus and speak in tongues. Too bad.

I heard of a story about how a woman and her granddaughter spent the first wedding night with a newly married couple. The screaming was so loud and disgusting in the dead of the night.

The little girl of seven woke up and asked grandma why aunty was crying and making so much noise. The grandma was very polite with her response. “They are making babies,” she told her and asked her to go back to sleep.

The first time my wife did that I was shocked. I had to take her for deliverance from the spirit of lust and moaning. Since then she reduced the tempo of the moaning but hummed hymns silently. Amazing Grace is her favourite.

There was another scenario that happened where I lived about 2 years ago at Ajegunle. This couple had five children.

The midnight moaning usually starts with a loud shout in Ibibio language. Then singing follows almost immediately. The next thing you will hear is the man thick baritone voice shouting What! in English.

She will then reply with curses and the man will be replying Amen. She will be raining curses on whoever will take away honey from her mouth.

What honey my brethren? It got to a point that the landlord had to intervene. He had been awake from 2 am to 4 am. The weather was very hot too and the mosquitoes had a party.

The old man knocked their door in their one-room apartment and there was silence. Then the man appears in wrapper and Private with heavy sweat drops cascading his face and chest.

They both stared at each other for a while before the old man broke the silence. He pleaded that the man should get another apartment before the end of the month that his house is not a brothel. How can a woman with five children be behaving like that?

The man replied that he was not owing and that he was enjoying his money.

The remaining tenants threatened to call in the police any time this couple keeps them awake at night.

They had to induce their children with drugs so that they will not know what was happening in the night.

Men don’t moan. Even when they woman is at the top you cannot hear it. Any man who moans loudly must have been visiting prostitutes who taught him. It is sinful for men to moan during sexual activities. It’s a sign of weakness and carnality.

What does a couple stand to gain by moaning during s*xual intercourse? One medical lady was addressing a group of women in a church. She encouraged them to moan loudly during s*xual intercourse with their spouse. She told them that it assists the man to reach the mountain top.

Secondly, is the quality of babies that would be produced. They will be normal children and endowed with high intelligent quotient (IQ).she said and I almost cursed her that women who don’t moan give birth to imbeciles. What arrant nonsense. In a sane society, she ought to be arrested.

This goes to show how carnal and depraved some Christians can be. Report your spouse to your pastor for prayers if he or she moans during s*xual intercourse……To Be Continued

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Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Adasun(m): 12:33pm On Feb 13, 2020
What am i reading? shocked
Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 13, 2020
Buhahahahaha.... I'm trying to Imagin the scenario without moaning and if it happens, you start pleading not guilty right from the bed and then next you line up in court to face the judge.so what will be presented as evidence? LMAO...
Very funny...
Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Nobody: 12:40pm On Feb 13, 2020
Bro Uzo don kolo I swear

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Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Offpoint: 12:42pm On Feb 13, 2020
This people sef, if moaning is sin then yawning is a sin too.

Moaning is involuntarily actions/sound a woman let out when gbola hits the right spot and same with a guy with a guy.

Moaning is sexual shorthand to let our partners know what we enjoy and what we want. A simple 'mmm' can indicate that they've found the spot and we don't want them to stop.... oh yeah, there, don't stop, harder, faster.
We all know during sex we lost our cognitive abilities and the..... let me stop here.


But on a serious note, this guy is telling me whenever he's frying his wife Akara the oil is not making noises?

I think everything we do in life is a sin, the phone you used, the English you speak, the clothes you wear and so on... that's why I always said everyone will go to HELLcheesy
Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Fountainofyouth(f): 3:41pm On Feb 13, 2020
Crazy people everywhere.

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Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Oreofepeters: 3:43pm On Feb 13, 2020
Another One

Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by anthonyuncle(m): 4:13pm On Feb 13, 2020
which type of weed did dz one take
Re: Moaning During Intercourse Is A Sin And Offenders Should Be Jailed - Brother Uzo by Bola146(f): 4:27pm On Feb 13, 2020
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