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My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Nobody: 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
Please I want you guys to judge this matter between me and my fiancé. So yours faithfully is about to “jakpa” out of this country. In lay mans term, “I wan run leave una for this country” I called my fiancé and broke this good news to her. Everyone was happy. Then I asked the question, “can you wait for me for one full year and no cheating?” She said “yes, why not”. But I know say body nor be firewood in this present Nigeria, na women con Dey fvck pass men sef. So we concluded we get her a dlldo just to help herself all through my absence . She was happy about the dlldo idea. while for me, I don’t have any problem. I have gone three years without sex before and I didn’t die Immediately I got back from work, I received my order package. The dlldo is the exact size of my erected dlck and the same color. No difference. I invited her over and presented it to her with a happy face but she wasn’t happy when she opened the pack and weighed the dlldo. Right now she’s keeping sad face. I hope it’s not what I am thinking 3 Likes |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Generalissimo75(m): 6:06pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
Get her a bigger Love Machine. 1 Like |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Ladylite: 6:06pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
stupidity: You really are worth every letter in your moniker. Anyway it Is YOU that will cheat. So just consider the relationship over and move on 5 Likes |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
Generalissimo75:sorry what is love machine? 2 Likes |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Generalissimo75(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
stupidity: Nairaland changed it to love machine. I typed what you bought for your girl. |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by donbachi(m): 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
my mouth shut up. 1 Like |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Youngkingjaey(m): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
Stupidity you again 1 Like |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Auntyesther(f): 6:36pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
Pictures or |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
So it has gotten this bad? You mean your girl cannot be chaste for one year?_ like seriously where did we lose it? What about those of us that have kept our chastity for years now and still counting until we get married? Like seriously guys, what you are accepting as a norm these days is preposterous.. Whatever happened to self discipline!!! And you went buying her an intimacy gadget? Argh! Anyways... Hmm...short of words 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by illicit(m): 6:47pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
This is stupidity at it's peak 1 Like |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Offpoint: 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
That's to tell you she's bored with your dîck size, she was only managing. She was happy to hear you getting her a Díldo, she thought finally she'll get to taste something different.... but she was dissapointed when she sees the replica of your microscopic dìck. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Tonyfx: 2:41am On Feb 14, 2020 |
You nor really get sense 3 Likes
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Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by Dube07: 5:10am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Lmao! |
Re: My Relationship Is Shaky Because Of This. Photo!!! by franklingud(m): 8:58am On Feb 14, 2020 |
This stupid boy again? |
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