This ain't the story of how I met her mother.
This ain't a piece I write with pen on paper.
This is my Reality.

That fateful afternoon on my way to class,
I heard my name STONE.
I stood for a moment, staring at the damsel for I knew her not.

I know you, she said.
I have seen you on social media and I've been wanting to talk to you.
I didn't hear what she said for I was lost in her beauty.
She was beautiful as the rising sun,
Her voice had the cooling effect of the moon.
She was flexible, well rounded at the appropriate quarters.
That coke bottle was no match for this one.
She was the definition of perfection,
Created on a special day.
And she made me say ''Hallelujah'' with open arms.

We became friends almost immediately.
In her eyes I saw perfection.
She was my all in this imperfect world.
Yes, it was love at first sight.
Life made more meaning when I was with her.

Days turned weeks,
Weeks turned months.
And I was always there for her.
Though my friends advised I made a move on her
But I was ready to be on her friend zone
Making it my comfort zone.
This wasn't fantasy, this was pure love
As I could feel it in my soul.

I wasn't after what was between her legs.
I was after what was in her heart.
They say love is blind but what I felt made me see clearly.

I became regular in church because of her.
I wanted the world to know I was real.
I made her my distraction.
She was the perfect distraction.
I was her fool though I wasn't 40.

Just like Jon Snow, I knew nothing.
I was no King but was ready to make her a Queen. My Queen.
Her name was the password to my heart.
This is no fairytale.
This is my Reality.

The other girls said they were my Ultimate.
I told them to Smirnoff for she was my Star.
The Origin of my happiness.
My strength and my weakness.
I was ready to take a bullet for her.
Yes, even the black bullet.

She had the body of a goddess.
Her beauty no man could behold.
I am not Solomon, son of David but I wrote songs for her.

Her cheek were with the rows of jewels,
Her neck with chains of gold.
Her neck was like the tower of David,
Built for an arsenal.
All of them shields of warriors.
She was a priceless jewel.

Then I felt I was ready.
Ready to tell her how I felt.
Its been two years of friendship
And this ship had to set sail.

The season of love came.
The valentine for my special moment.
I walked up to her, hugged her and whisper
''Will you be my girlfriend and let's conquer the world together?''

She answered with her voice full of sweetness, persuasive in love.
Her voice excites, I was glad for the energy.
The sound of her voice made me glad and alive.
''Stony, you are a nice guy but you are not my type''.

From that moment, I gave up on love.
This is no fairytale.
This is my Reality.

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