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My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:22am On Feb 15
Gift to mama= 2× Gift/money to Girlfriend
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by HardeyGold: 9:24am On Feb 15
Well done��

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Ladylite: 9:26am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though

You are still a mumucious muguuu.

Even your mother will not betray womanhood by teaching secrets to getting a lady without cash


Why are you here posting your ignorance and claiming legendary status. When you could actually date a lady without paying a dime and enjoy sex so that you can spend all that money on your mother.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:35am On Feb 15
Ladylite:


You are still a mumucious muguuu.

Even your mother will not betray womanhood by teaching secrets to getting a lady without cash


Why are you here posting your ignorance and claiming legendary status. When you could actually date a lady without paying a dime and enjoy sex so that you can spend all that money on your mother.

I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by NOETHNICITY(m): 9:37am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though
I sometimes wonder how most of you fake niggarrrrs live with leeches or paracites in the name of girl friend

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by NOETHNICITY(m): 9:39am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:


I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.
people full everywhere for you to render that help

They are wailing and crying but because they got no pvssy to give the get zero attention from you

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Toseenlove: 9:39am On Feb 15
Another Maga on the Loose
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Omar09(f): 9:40am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though

This is good.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by BIAFRONIGERIAN(m): 9:40am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though

Stop dating broke girls.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Toseenlove: 9:42am On Feb 15
NOETHNICITY:
I sometime wonder how most of you fake niggarrrrs live with leaches or paracites in the name of girl friend

90% of Shiithole Scums & Simps can't do without that stinky thing under the Skirt. Their lives revolves around It and depends on It. They will actually run mad and go beserk without Women. Don't let anyone them Idiot deceive you. Nigerian Men are the lowest of all Creatures.....

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:43am On Feb 15
BIAFRONIGERIAN:


Stop dating broke girls.

This is a poor country bro, 60-70% of girls are broke.
I'm not a gold digger btw

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by MedicH: 9:50am On Feb 15
I don't send any money at all. Currently in my residency I earn about 250k aside my side hustle that pay 500$ monthly. I send my mama 50k and my 2 bros 20k monthly. I find it very hard to give any girl anything as the one that stood by me when I tasted poverty in school got married to a family friend based in u.s, a naval officer. For this reason my relationship don't last. I get very lucky to get sex maybe just once before they term me stingy and run so every week I'm looking for a new girl to replace and I don't think I know what I want in a woman.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by NOETHNICITY(m): 9:51am On Feb 15
Toseenlove:


90% of Shiithole Scums & Simps can't do without that stinky thing under the Skirt. Their lives revolves around It and depends on It. They will actually run mad and go beserk without Women. Don't let anyone them Idiot deceive you. Nigerian Men are the lowest of all Creatures.....
hummmmm
You just summed it up

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by MedicH: 9:56am On Feb 15
Toseenlove:


90% of Shiithole Scums & Simps can't do without that stinky thing under the Skirt. Their lives revolves around It and depends on It. They will actually run mad and go beserk without Women. Don't let anyone them Idiot deceive you. Nigerian Men are the lowest of all Creatures.....


Are u man or woman ?

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by okpalaAnambra: 9:58am On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though
You're a wise and reasonable child

I'm proud of you son cool

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Toseenlove: 10:01am On Feb 15
MedicH:


Are u man or woman?
Intrigued? I'm both, any problem?

Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by MedicH: 10:04am On Feb 15
Toseenlove:


Intrigued? I'm both, any problem?

You can't be sensible enough to answer I'm sure.
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Toseenlove: 10:09am On Feb 15
MedicH:


You can't be sensible enough to answer I'm sure.

Get the f*** out stupiid simp. I know you fall in that category. Pussy wimps oponu. Awon disgrace to manhood
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by MedicH: 10:20am On Feb 15
Toseenlove:


Get the f*** out stupiid simp. I know you fall in that category. Pussy wimps oponu. Awon disgrace to manhood

What are you talking about? I asked u if u are a man or a woman and u are not sensible enough to answer. What other validation do you seek living thing?

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by EmmySparky(m): 12:12pm On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:


I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.
u sound clueless with this..y not go to the hospital and pay hospital by bills for poor needy individuals if u really wanna help..or give to the deformed on the streets...ur claiming giver when actually them dey hustle u....babe dey play u local ..u dey claim champion

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by abbasajao(m): 12:21pm On Feb 15
This your formula should rather be.
Gift to mama = 2 * gift to girlfriend.

Am I right?

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by kenodrill: 12:32pm On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though







Talk is Cheap.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by MYSTIC19(m): 12:42pm On Feb 15
[quote author=Toseenlove post=86665796]
Watch ur words.
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Skmoda360(m): 12:49pm On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:


I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.
That's just it.....just do it because you feel like doing it not that your coerced to do it. undecided
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Skmoda360(m): 12:53pm On Feb 15
Toseenlove:


90% of Shiithole Scums & Simps can't do without that stinky thing under the Skirt. Their lives revolves around It and depends on It. They will actually run mad and go beserk without Women. Don't let anyone them Idiot deceive you. Nigerian Men are the lowest of all Creatures.....
Em too dey fvck up gan, na them give em girls liver to dey misbehave.....be buying all this leeches expensive stuff and at the end of the day they will still cheat on them and she feels less sorry about it

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by ecstasy357(m): 1:03pm On Feb 15
Firstorderwizard:


I don't spend on a lady cos of sex. I give freely and genuinely out of willingness to help.


I hope you give freely to all...by "all" I mean girls n guys, else ya nothing but a "axe lika"

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:49pm On Feb 15
abbasajao:
This your formula should rather be.
Gift to mama = 2 * gift to girlfriend.

Am I right?
Yep, I've modified
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by kunlesehan(m): 2:23pm On Feb 15
And when your mama dies, your wife gets 2X the gift for side chick?
Hmmm
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Greatzeus(m): 9:42pm On Feb 15
I have noticed something on Nairaland. When a thread is about a guy show casing giving to girls or buying something for girls, some guys will flood the thread and start criticising,abusing or degrading the Op, calling him a fool,mugu,simp etc.
Why do some of you keep catching feelings on other people's life decisions? Personally I think most of you guys are having it so bad financially that it pains you to see guys spend on girls while your broke ass don't know where your next meal will come from.

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Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by suremossty(m): 10:03pm On Feb 15
Hmmm... girls are naturally receptor indeed
Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by Toseenlove: 10:28pm On Feb 15
[quote author=MYSTIC19 post=86670166][/quote]

Odan pe orie ti buru abu.....

Re: My New Formula For Spending On Girls by ibuyairtime4: 10:38pm On Feb 15
On nairaland. no guy spends on girls.

Ndi red pill. nonsense.


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