Baby be like nurse you dey fuuc up o you no Sabi your work why you do C's for me na

SSPX2:
He is now in a wicked world

its a SHE

RoyalBlu:


For where...
They come out now with all their senses working.

kuku Kee me!!

Hahahah.

Abfinest007:
i thought they little babies don see until 3 days

Things are changing bro..

That’s just life..

like him brother..

Shellsploit:





looks like amuatulu moniker

Please don't make me laugh

Abfinest007:
i thought they little babies don see until 3 days

back in the days , they even see b4 their arrival now ,

Macsjebs:


Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/newborn-baby-already-fed-up-21564764

The baby's destination is Nigeria, Lagos precisely and he was furious how he met himself in another country...

Virus99:
The kiddo be like "hope this is not Africa, Nigeria especially ? "

So what's the difference between Nigeria and Brazil....
As we say Nigeria worse reach...i go prefer am pass Brazil

come on baby, its Brazil where u av beautiful babes and good footballers, its a country where things can work for ur own good provided u don't join d coke groups. tnk God its not the zoo u where born into

Is not the baby's fault
The world get as e be
Maybe he never wanted to come

Kobicove:
I'm sure the baby was hoping to land in the United States but ended up in Brazil that's the reason why he's angry

Don't make that joke with a great country like Brazil, you can use the likes of Nigeria as an example.

Den Dey Para For Heaven

NOL2dworld:
See as new born baby open eyes finish..

During those days when it take babies days to open their eyes.

This life don change. He even vex enter the world sef.

He was planning to land in Canada or Switzerland

She not he learn to read.

Isn't the baby suppose to cry?

maberry:
She thought she had just being born into Nigeria

Or should be grateful it's not Nigeria.

Travellersdelig:
The guy dey vex, this was not his plan someone swap him into the wrong country

you people don't knw how to read... It's A SHE not a He. Dam it.

more like I am still enjoying that womb, why did you bring me to this world

Baby: "nobody moves. Hold on everybody...who mention Nigeria? WHO MENTIONED NIGERIA?
Btw,Where am I?"


Lzaa immhotep bastardmod

ebee like say the doctor touch im prick anyhow...

Ofemmanu1:
How is this a news?!

We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infintesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future.
We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience.
We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas.

You would have made more sense if not for your incessant and exasperating use of grammar, now no one will understand what you're saying, if you had decided to write like everyone else people would have applauded you,but your compulsive need for attention made you appear stupid at the end of the day.

The baby intention was to put an end to her mother misery, and had no intention of being safely delivered. Make the Doctor go barricade hin house sha

If dey com born am for nigeria how hin go do face

The baby was like, who told you I was due for delivery.

For the newborn mind,You get luck say them hold my hand watin I for do you doctor your mouth for no fit talk am

This baby already choosed her path ... Don't try nonsense with her ..... That Doctor self go dey blame herself .... If say na me to, I go vex .... World of today is now rubbish ..... from suicide, bomb blast, terrorism , Ponzi, Accident , Plague etc .....

Parent need to be taking license before they born pikin, if they fvck up , that child can sue the parent and the government altogether .....

IAMBlesssed:
Very funny.The baby is really courageous

The baby was straining his eyes because of light, most baby would have closed theirs

The baby is truly courageous to keep the eyes open

Dont take life too seriously. You won't get out of it alive.

Ofemmanu1:
How is this a news?!

We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infintesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future.
We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience.
We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas.

When the bvtch who swallowed u 2wice. Stopped u with postinor countless tyms is the doctor that finally delivers u...