LegendaryLover:
T'was my uni days.1st time living alone.My landlady, early 40's, thick, fair, with big yansh. Only 4 tenants in that self-con compound. I lived next to hers. She asked me to teach her only child maths, told her no time, then troubles til I gave in. Her fridge got faulty, she started coming to my house to store her soup (i was a comfortable student, hence the fridge).
One day as she brought her soup, i was watching a movie, so she joined in. Few min pass, she says she's been secretly liking me, wips out her boobs that i should suck, i refuse then trouble. Her hubi comes back & she lies that i fought her & shd be locked in prison. I hear her hubi making calls outside, all seems like i'll be arrested. But she comes over to my house, saying i shd just suck it and that's all. I do. but here's d twisted part, while i'm at it, she reaches, feels me erect dick, smiles. She talks to hubi, case closed. From then. "Suck my clit". 'No'. trouble. 'ok, i do'. Then, "lick hole in my yansh & f me". no. trouble. 'ok. i'll'.

LegendaryLover:
Then another selfcon compound. Paid. Moved in. Widowed landlady, late30's. Shows up at my door wearing night gown at 8pm, after work. Comes in. After formally welcoming me again, proceeds to tell me a previously unstated condition for living in that compound, "you must not have a huge dick, so any girl you bring over doesn't die in her compound, and she's arrested". Horrified, I tell her mine is usual size. She insist it must be inspected. So, she makes me stand as she knees in front of me. She brings it out, i say "see, it's normal size", but i'm flaccid. so she insists on Mouth Gig to see my actual size as i may be a grower. She blows me crazy. I lose my senses. Cums on her face, boobs. Next day, i get eviction notice, n rent refunded. I must leave, not just cos of my mega erect dick, but also "so much cum her house may collapse when i nut".

Ebenezer2021:
BABANGBALI no spoil person marriage oh with ur mouth wey dey run like tap

Ebenezer2021:
apparently because u like clubbing and keep late nights.
You better change.

KmniAutos:


Chai,serious drama

MansoryMX:
Lemme not share my experiences, some things are better left unsaid. Landlord are another set of people in this world who thinks the whole world belongs to them. Bunch of modafuckas.

enemyofprogress:
All i know is that since my landlord die, i dey help my landlady to clean her farm and her ringtones na die. If you know you know

enemyofprogress:
All i know is that since my landlord die, i dey help my landlady to clean her farm and her ringtones na die. If you know you know

jwax:
My landlord told me that one of the rules in the compound is that, the compound is not a hotel and we shouldn't make noise or play loud music but the man is an Aladura prophet who uses his parlour for service.

With their giant drums and noise every I couldn't sleep. Morning, afternoon and midnight they were having services and disturbing me. I kukuma went out and purchased a mighty speaker which I placed opposite his parlour to make noise. During their night vigil I don't sleep so after night vigil I also didn't allow them to sleep.

Godwinnairaland:

Please share your experience, lets tell you how to deal with such people.

enemyofprogress:
just dey monitor him near madam and make sure you do DNA for that your second burn. Nothing in life is free

enemyofprogress:
just dey monitor him near madam and make sure you do DNA for that your second burn. Nothing in life is free

AuroraB:
When they can't get you, they increase rent, cowards. This one increased my rent on the 15th, and gave me the end of same month to pay up. I did. Only for his wife to send their asslicker to ask me to lend them 5k a day after because they had an accident and needs to make deposit. Rubbish

Ebenezer2021:
must u lie all because you're seeking attention?

Budline1:


Thank you so much for shedding light on this! I'm deeply sorry about your brother and I pray he is in a better place now. You obviously went through a lot in that house and we should be thanking God that it is a thing of the past now.
You see, that is why I hate moving from place to place because you just don't know what you'll be facing anywhere you move to. I just maintain my stay where I currently am right now and I pray, the landlord is OK tho, everyone minds his own business in the compound, no pressure...Eventhough I know I have to pray more because anytime I pray, everything seems to get clearer and easier...One truly has to pray very well constantly anywhere we find ourselves coz we live in a cruel world now. I pray God blesses us well so we can all build our own houses and live there in the nearest future. Thank you once again for sharing! I learnt from your experience.

victorian:









You are welcome.

May God save us from the hands of evil people and may we not unknowingly fall into their traps that looks like heaven in Jesus name Amen.

We won't be tenants forever. That's one thing I believe.

Have a great day.

Budline1:


AMEN! You too dear.

kelvinrhs:


You did not decode the message

okorotalkative:


Chaii.

Winneygirl:


See your life.
Saint Ebenezer.
Mother Theresa.
Gatekeeper of the Righteous.
.
I go to work and close at 6pm so I can't get home before 6pm on a work day.
Not everyone lives by your low standards.

Niftycherry:
The truth is that landlord/landlady will always find fault one day. Imagine a landlord complaining about having a dog in his house that really did the job of a security man later on. We had to leave the house for him cos we couldn't cope anymore of complaints about the dog.

eyeon:
If you're owing by just few months, make sure you kill and slice your chicken in the market before coming home... E get why.

NamelessOGBENI:

Cheers

Pokosmiling007:
Haven't had much experience thou . but the little i had was the best i ever had.

I had Mine in 2014 after my NYSC service year . i decided to relocate with my best Friend from my family house in Surulere on the mainland to the Island badore ajah for hustle only to move into an a very funny apartment.
To cut the long the long story short , i moved in and my landlord & landlady were both strict with so much laws and that made me change my lifestyle just to please them ,i couldn't brings friends to my crib anyhow moreover,when ones it's 10pm the gate would be locked till 6am the following day.
Stayed in the compound for months and never saw my landlords kids but i couldn't ask due to his kinda person .
One faithful weekend i was about to spread my cloth on the line close to my landlord flat only to see a matured young lady reading a novel close to the window and i knew it wasnt my landlady cause this lady looks too young and pretty.she caught my attention so i tried a little to get her attention of which i did and we both exchanged contact through the window after a very little whisper conversation .
Boom!!! We started a good (platonic) relationship and one led to two we became so close that even while i was at work we communicated like we were talking to each other face to face.
We got to know each other better and i found out she was the only child of her folks who was done with her NYSC and still job hunting but her folks prefers she does her application from home.
Things moved to the next level and we started meeting on a low , had great sex of our lives, fell strongly in love and grew find of each other.
Few moths passed and i started enjoying the Crib due to my new found secret love .
Hell was let loose when she got pregnant and her folks got to know about it .
Yes hell was let lose when they both found out . but Did i say she is finally my wife and i no lingerie pay rents?
Happily married with 2 kids now .
My landlord and landlady doesn't join with me at all.