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Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 8:47pm On Dec 21, 2010
@ freecocoa
U cracked my rib. Kidnap ur brother ke? I no fit shout

Specialist900:

Cocoa

The girl fit be modernised witchcraft wey dey publicise herself. These days armedrobbers dey give notice still dey come rob you.

Poster

Go start marathon prayer, above all listen to your mum.
Gasping, Huhnn! Hun hunnnnnn!
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Specialist900(m): 9:09pm On Dec 21, 2010
You never start you don dey grasp for air or you get asthma?
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by thiscounts(m): 3:07am On Dec 22, 2010
Believe me she wasnt a witch she was just being possessed by the power that want you two apart or an image of her being worn by a spirit to threaten you to leave the girl.

Stay with your girl and confront the demon in front of you to leave your Angel alone,what a better way to prove love.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Yorubah(m): 8:18am On Dec 22, 2010
pray hard dude
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 5:47pm On Dec 22, 2010
Specialist900:

You never start you don dey grasp for air or you get asthma?
Your comment make me to.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by maeesha(f): 11:31pm On Dec 22, 2010
tell ur mum wink she wl kno wat 2do wink lipsrsealed
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by nitrogen(m): 11:36pm On Dec 22, 2010
Murphy G:

Ki la gbe? Ki le ju? grin
funny nairalanders, interpreter
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by 190: 12:11am On Dec 23, 2010
Witches dont exists except zombies grin grin grin grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Idowuogbo(f): 12:21am On Dec 23, 2010
hmm , poster like cocoa sed i dont tink she is , she jus dey shakara u so fear go hold u , but all d same pray towards it cus even if she aint pips around her could encourage her to visit d shrine , so wen u strt behaving abnormal begin night vigil wiv ur iman oo, u were warned cool
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by engrking: 4:39am On Dec 23, 2010
@ poste i hav 2 things to tell u. 1. She is nt a witch ok, y i said that is that witch do nt give notice coz d battle is nt physical but spiritual. So do u think they do nt have sense, c my broda if they gives u notice, they migthy be thinking that u maybe going for protecting from another source. The sencond (2) bros u beta pack out from that house and tell no any tenant where u re packing to, coz he that fight and run, live to fight another day, am not saying this, that migth enter one day and do one thing or they order no, it is all about self defence.

But my bros do u know dat is someone that fetche fire wood that has ant on it, that requested for lizard meeting. Think wisely u re a man.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 4:54am On Dec 23, 2010
190:

Witches dont exists  except zombies  grin grin grin grin
How do u come to know this? Either witch or Zombie, it isn't easy to withstand any, only if u are up to d task. U know what i mean.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Nobody: 5:08am On Dec 23, 2010
Na lie. She is not a witch.,

You too, tell her this; "Try am, try am today today. You go know say witch pass witch. I be witch myself. I am ready for the battle. Wetin you go do! You wey know sabi incarnations like me".

Nothing go shele.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 5:17am On Dec 23, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

Na lie. She is not a witch.,

You too, tell her this; "Try am, try am today today. You go know say witch pass witch. I be witch myself. I am ready for the battle. Wetin you go do! You wey know sabi incarnations like me".

Nothing go shele.
Will u rescue me if something shele? I doubt if I go ever see you. O le wu.

Idowuogbo:

hmm , poster like cocoa sed i dont tink she is , she jus dey shakara u so fear go hold u , but all d same pray towards it cus even if she aint pips around her could encourage her to visit d shrine , so wen u strt BEHAVING ABNORMAL begin night vigil wiv your iman oo, u were warned cool
Thanks. But behaving abnormal ke? Ehn! God pass them.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Nobody: 5:18am On Dec 23, 2010
COOL DK:

Will u rescue me if something shele? I doubt if I go ever see you. O le wu.

Oh no, rara o. I'm sorry for you.
I'll just be here with my Bible, praying for you.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 5:30am On Dec 23, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

Oh no, rara o. I'm sorry for you.
I'll just be here with my Bible, praying for you.
I think a frnd indeed is a frnd in need, are we not NL family again?
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Nobody: 5:32am On Dec 23, 2010
COOL DK:

I think a frnd indeed is a frnd in need, are we not NL family again? 

Yes o, my brother.
And families often live long distance apart. Because of problems like this.
My brother, dont worry. I go pray for you. I go fast for you. Infact, I go even dance for you.
Just dont mention that I know you to her o, I no sabi you at all at all.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 5:44am On Dec 23, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

Yes o, my brother.
And families often live long distance apart. Because of problems like this.
My brother, dont worry. I go pray for you. I go fast for you. Infact, I go even dance for you.
Just dont mention that I know you to her o, I no sabi you at all at all.
Chei! Eni agboju okun le, o jo eni agba. See my sister wey disown me sharp sharp. Infact, I go tell am say we be family.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Nobody: 5:48am On Dec 23, 2010
COOL DK:

Chei! Eni agboju okun le, o jo eni agba. See my sister wey disown me sharp sharp. Infact, I go tell am say we be family.
lol sebi that is how we support each other nau.

eni ti a ni ko ba'ni f'eju, o f'ata s'enu. Just tell her what I said ok.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by oyinda3(f): 5:49am On Dec 23, 2010
sell your script to nollywood
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Basics007: 5:52am On Dec 23, 2010
This OP too sabi incantations sef. Do u babalawo-ing as ur extra curricular activity. If so,y u come dey fear witch
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MMM2(m): 5:59am On Dec 23, 2010
guy not dey happen na frustration dey worry de babe u no know no say husband dey scare, even if say na witch wetin she go do.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 6:13am On Dec 23, 2010
oyinda.:

sell your script to nollywood
Alright, may be u can help me.

Basics007:

This OP too sabi incantations sef. Do u babalawo-ing as your extra curricular activity. If so,y u come dey fear witch
No, babalawo no dey my blood.

M M M:

guy not dey happen na frustration dey worry de babe u no know no say husband dey scare, even if say na witch wetin she go do.
Are u sure? Person wey never see Python's strike before na him dey step am for tail ooooo.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Basics007: 6:25am On Dec 23, 2010
See what i said now? Wetin concern Python with this one now. He be like say ur witch don jam wizard here. NLers pls let's siddon look o
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 11:15am On Dec 23, 2010
Basics007:

See what i said now? Wetin concern Python with this one now. He be like say your witch don jam wizard here. NLers pls let's siddon look o
This na jst proverb now, no be incantation.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MrCork3: 8:32am On Dec 24, 2010
so u tryin to say Mrs Eve is a albino witch? undecided
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Dsense(m): 5:34am On Dec 25, 2010
^^^ ;d ;d ;d ;d . . .rotfl
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 6:54am On Dec 27, 2010
keep laughing.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Genius100: 7:06am On Dec 27, 2010
Ol boy, she can claim to be whatever she wants, but I'm 100% certain she has no supernatural powers. No one does. By the way, make I announce to all of una wey dey believe in juju and the occult that there is no such thing. If anyone professes to have any kind of supernatural power, please tell them to come and take the James Randi challenge, where they will win $1 million by demonstrating supernatural power. http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html. No one has won it to date despite all the claims around the world of people having jazz or whatever.

So you do not have anything to worry about. What you really need to worry about is not allowing your mother to continue to run your life based on some nonsensical claim from a clergy man.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by iwakunbaba: 7:41am On Dec 30, 2010
@POSTER, LET UR MUM TAKE U TO D CLERGY FOR CONFIRMATION. BUT U CAN REACH ME FOR COUNSELING ON 08035276146 OR iwakunbaba@yahoo.com
thanks

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