JAOS:
let me sit down first

Samfloxin:
Leezah, you are very much correct. Teach me more. Can you?

Kyngfarabale1:
I've really learnt alot this afternoon



thanks

kingbasuraiii:
thanks for the tip.. helpful
can I talk to you outside here
cc: leezah

Leezah:
drop your mail

Leezah:
1. We get friendzoned. A lot, actually.
2. We check out guys ALL THE TIME and if we find someone hot, we secretly hope for them to make a move.
3. Our stalking game is unbelievably strong. We know about your best friend's sister's neighbour's dog's name. Don't ask how.
4. We always know if someone's checking us out even when they're wearing the shadiest goggles or hiding in the remotest corner for the purpose.
5. We fart, burp and pick our nose when you're not looking. And no, we do not smell like chocolates, unicorns and rainbows all the time.
6. While having a face to face conversation, we always notice how some of you quickly shift your sight down at our cleavage and then back to our face.
7. Old uncles gawk at us more than young guys.
8. Almost all of us were sexually abused at some point in our lives.
9. Every time we bend down or pass by a group of guys, we are very well aware that our butt is under observation.
10. We legit know that it wasn't an accident when that random guy in the public transport pressed his elbow against our breasts. We're sensible enough to distinguish between accident and intent.
11. During a fight, if we ask you to leave us alone, we secretly want you to stay. As long as possible.
12. We are crazy about cuddling. More than you can ever imagine. We expect cuddles all the freaking time. I know it's weird but it is what it is.And did I mention how much we adore forehead kisses!
13. After you hang up the phone, we secretly hope for you to call us back.
14. You look incredibly attractive while playing with little kids. Don't know why, but you do.
15. We love it when you call us by our name. There's something very charming about it, maybe because we consider your mouth as the safest place for our names to reside.
16. Something as simple as you bringing us a glass of water can make us incredibly happy. We're crazy enough to think about it for days to come and blush like a complete idiot every time we think about that one time you brought us a glass of water. YES, A GLASS OF WATER.
17. Your one text message has the power to manipulate our mood from shitty to awesome and back to shitty within just a couple of minutes.
I'm out of points now. This secret solely belongs to me.
Okay, I need to stop now.

Dear men,

We respect you a lot and we want you to respect us. Both male and female together make this society, let's walk hand in hand, you take a step, we'll take another. This journey will be more beautiful! For women, it’s about the endless journey not the destination.

MhizJoyce:
Lies. They are all untrue. I'm a lady, and I can say this is just to garner "likes" and attention.

MhizJoyce:
Lies. They are all untrue. I'm a lady, and I can say this is just to garner "likes" and attention.

drezzyx:
Some even have d audacity to fart in my presence and will start laughing y some will apologize and smile.


I will just be puzzled.

MhizJoyce:
Lies. They are all untrue. I'm a lady, and I can say this is just to garner "likes" and attention.

MhizJoyce:
Lies. They are all untrue. I'm a lady, and I can say this is just to garner "likes" and attention.

dickt:



One thing is certain: you are too ashamed that that your secrets have been made public