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Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by rexfada(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2010
hi peeps, pls sum1 shld hlp me solve dis problem. I've got dis babe 4 quite some time now, as a matter of fact, we will b celebrating our 2nd anniversary dis yr ending. D problem lies in lubricating d relationship (i min consumating d relation, lol). Though we had our first s*x Feb. dis yr (actually i was d 1st guy 2 gain access 2 her Jerusalem, lol) with alot of persuading, bin gentle on her n all d petting u cld imagine just 2 get there. A few weeks after d "show", she travelled, leaving me alone, though i was about rounding up my degree program. So, she got a job where she sojourned and nvr came bak, though we were communicating ceaselessly. So, she came bak just yesterday 4 d xmas. I tried "making out" with her 2day but she wont let me av my way. After all d fingering i gave her which she enjoyed, she still refused my JT access. Her complain was, it's (making out) against our religioun, i persuaded her but all 2 on avail. My problem now is, i dont know if she has been compromised. And i know it's against our religioun but body no b firewood na, after 10 mths (av bin faithful 2 her) of not doing it, d konji wey hold me now na spiritual konji. Pls peeps advice me on what 2 tell her 2 hid it again. I depend on u guys, pls send me ur help and comments.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 11:16pm On Dec 24, 2010
OP.
Visit ashi clubs . . . . . lipsrsealed
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dyt(f): 11:17pm On Dec 24, 2010
Me i didnt understad o
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by kaymoney2(m): 11:19pm On Dec 24, 2010
Dyt:

Me i didnt understad o


Dyt dat thing you promised me nko
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 11:20pm On Dec 24, 2010
^^Punny wink
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Segxzy003: 11:25pm On Dec 24, 2010
Just try to see the fact that's its against your religion, but if u cant hold on, tell her the truth about how u feel and what u intend doing. Just be open to her
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by kaymoney2(m): 11:27pm On Dec 24, 2010
D-sense:

^^Punny wink


@ Dsence  wink Thats why am jealous of your brilliancy I want to grow up and become like you** Dyt please naww am beginning you** Am feeling  

Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dyt(f): 11:28pm On Dec 24, 2010
En Kay mk we c na
i ll give u as u lyk
D sense
its worth more dan punny
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 11:33pm On Dec 24, 2010
kay-money:


@ Dsence wink Thats why am jealous of your brilliancy I want to grow up and become like you** Dyt please naww am beginning you** Am feeling
I'm just yah student buddy grin grin
We dey share am together oooo wink

Dyt:

En Kay mk we c na
i ll give u as u lyk
D sense
its worth more dan punny
Is it a night redemption? . . .Can a be una camera man grin
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dyt(f): 11:39pm On Dec 24, 2010
U shld know i lyk doin collabo na
kay no fit do me
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 11:48pm On Dec 24, 2010
@kay and dyt,so this is what has been going on behind my back and to think that people like iyatrustee,bronzetuke,odunnu,mrs eve and many oda nlders have been telling me and i refused to believe and dismissed it as jealousy 4rm bad belle people.*Crying* DYT i thought u were my fwend how could u do this to me eh?
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dyt(f): 12:00am On Dec 25, 2010
Hugs cocoa
babes
i cant do dat 2 u
Kay jst has ants in his eyes
i jst wanna pour him sm water
mbok dont cry
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:07am On Dec 25, 2010
*Wiggles out of dyt's embrace*So ur punny don get hand wey u dey use pour water 4 him eyes abi?ant ko scorpion ni.leave me abeg just go ur way,u think am a mumu baa?*continues sobbing*
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 12:13am On Dec 25, 2010
THank God grin . . . . . Freecasava grin is around means Kay is going home. cheesy
Dyt is all mine tonight grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:18am On Dec 25, 2010
So D-SENSELESS so you cant jus try to have small sense even on xmas day?na wa o,ur case is seriously iredeemable.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 12:22am On Dec 25, 2010
angry angry angry angry . . . . . .Where is kay to come and feed his puppy angry
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:29am On Dec 25, 2010
Haa,kay is busy with dyt in the bedroom,did u call me a puppy?u re not nice at all,dyt just snatched my man and instead of u to console me,u re calling me names.well no problem God bless u.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by gbanikiti(m): 12:31am On Dec 25, 2010
Someone nids help in da hse,una dey yarn anoda tin (slaps dyt, kay, d senseless & freecocoa).
Dis a very crucial seminar topic una dey make noise 4class.
(Walks out of d class 2submit names of noise makers). Una go hear am 2day.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 12:34am On Dec 25, 2010
Seriously , , ,Dyt has snatched your Kay shocked shocked shocked shocked
See life . , What are nigerian girls turning to . . .Sorry sweetie and take heart.Kay will soon come out to fill your side, just pray Dyt doesn't send you his corpse grin
Sorry dear!
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:41am On Dec 25, 2010
gbanikiti:

Someone nids help in da hse,una dey yarn anoda tin (slaps dyt, kay, d senseless & freecocoa).
Dis a very crucial seminar topic una dey make noise 4class.
(Walks out of d class 2submit names of noise makers). Una go hear am 2day.
*Just as he was about goin out of the door,cocoa jumps across the classroom and gives him flying nodding,his forehead bursts open,oboy see blood,the blood no even red sef,na orange colour,you never chop belle full come dey try cocoa*you never hear say i be BLACK BELT holder?dey well o,i dey vex.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dyt(f): 12:42am On Dec 25, 2010
Comes out pantin n sweatin
bt cocoa i told u kay is jst a pet
d sense y did u leave me wit dat !!!!!!
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by gbanikiti(m): 12:52am On Dec 25, 2010
@freecocoa,
(holds my head wit pain) na because of dis small joke u take serious.
(my head stil bleeding) who wil pay 4d clinic bills nw?
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:54am On Dec 25, 2010
Pet, and u re panting and sweating,no longthing sha God pass two of una.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by freecocoa(f): 12:57am On Dec 25, 2010
gbanikiti:

@freecocoa,
(holds my head wit pain) na because of dis small joke u take serious.
(my head stil bleeding) who wil pay 4d clinic bills nw?
U slap me,especially now wey i dey vex come say joke,which kind joke be dat one?anyway na kay and dyt cause the fight so go collect the money from them.i no dey smile at all now.
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by kaymoney2(m): 1:47am On Dec 25, 2010
@ DYt dat one don do jare wink wey my sweetcocoa i beg I no want fight OOO*Among you girls Dyt why you carry me go inside your  bedroom Hmm Dsence too no help matter* help me look for my sweetcocoa I beg jare undecided
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 1:52am On Dec 25, 2010
Dyt:

Comes out pantin n sweatin
bt cocoa i told u kay is jst a pet
d sense y did u leave me wit dat !!!!!!
I was trying to allow him proving himself ? . . .How did he go,was he . . . . tongue grin



kay-money:

@ DYt dat one don do jare wink wey my sweetcocoa i beg I no want fight OOO*Among you girls Dyt why you carry me go inside your bedroom Hmm Dsence too no help matter* help me look for my sweetcocoa I beg jare undecided
Na God save you oo . . . She don ask me to go find her Okada wey go take her go spend night for Las Vegas ''My crib'' grin
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by kaymoney2(m): 2:02am On Dec 25, 2010
D-sense:

I was trying to allow him proving himself ? . . .How did he go,was he . . . . tongue grin


Na God save you oo . . . She don ask me to go find her Okada wey go take her go spend night for Las Vegas ''My crib'' grin

Dyt knows dat am loaded and armed to the teeth** She knows how the own thing went wink wink


She no fit do that naww** I trust her she cant hurt a fly let alone going to Las vegas~ crib ko crab ni shocked sad
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Dsense(m): 2:06am On Dec 25, 2010
Dead guy grin
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Idowuogbo(f): 2:07am On Dec 25, 2010
kay come and pick me now , am dressed u here nairalanding tseeeeeeeeeeeeeeew angry angry angry
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by kaymoney2(m): 2:13am On Dec 25, 2010
Idowuogbo:

kay come and pick me now , am dressed u here nairalanding tseeeeeeeeeeeeeeew angry angry angry

Ereluworldwide if you see me for that side of my bed wey Dyt dey hammer me Hmm    Sweetcocoa don fight vex commot for here oo** you still dey talk say make I come carry you wink I[b] go send Dsence its xmas day already [/b]   grin


D-sense:

Dead guy grin

Na just 1/2 live remain Dyt don consume me finish am gasping for breath wink wink
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by gbanikiti(m): 2:16am On Dec 25, 2010
@idowuogbo,
kay again, i'l send my driver 2pick u up immediate (akpan! Akpan!! Akpan!!! Go and pick idowuogbo up rite away).
Re: Sum1 Hlp Me Pls by Idowuogbo(f): 2:20am On Dec 25, 2010
heeehe , does akpan have a valid eu license , cus ecowas drivers drive like dey are in bombay
am d last born o

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