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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Alimat40: 6:27pm On Mar 19, 2020
This advice is from agent of devil luring people to evil because we are experiencing the signs of end time. People should ignore such advice no matter whether it is from a doctor.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Americanboy35: 6:28pm On Mar 19, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:
Uhmmm
Where is NwaAmaikpe? Chief Advocate for Mastubators. Awon ti Vaseline crew. Food is ready for you Sir.

Some said constant sex will fight coronavirus now some are canvassing for masturbation. Uhmmm so many coronavirus misinformation flying upandan

Oh God Our Help In Ages Past, Come to our rescue. Come and deal with this invincible enemy ravaging nations. This I ask for in Jesus name Amin!

Wolf blitzer on this one grin
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by kiddkash(m): 6:28pm On Mar 19, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:
Uhmmm
Where is NwaAmaikpe? Chief Advocate for Mastubators. Awon ti Vaseline crew. Food is ready for you Sir.

Some said constant sex will fight coronavirus now some are canvassing for masturbation. Uhmmm so many coronavirus misinformation flying upandan

Oh God Our Help In Ages Past, Come to our rescue. Come and deal with this invincible enemy ravaging nations. This I ask for in Jesus name Amin!

Awon soapy gang haf arrived

Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by FemiEddy(m): 6:29pm On Mar 19, 2020
Ivimilly:

What about smoking good green weed, is that part of alive food?
The lungs and respiratory pathways gets damaged alongside with the brain, and of course marijuana is a spiritual plant, very delicate.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by AreaFada2: 6:30pm On Mar 19, 2020
Na wa. End time doc.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Louisboy22(m): 6:31pm On Mar 19, 2020
bluefilm:
No wonder I hardly ever get sick!!!

Thank you Nyomi Banxxx. Thank you Kelly Devine. Thank you Pinky. Thank you Maserati. And so many of you queens.

Without you great ladies, the world would have been such a lonely and uninteresting place for so many of our men.

Never knew you great ladies were also helping our men to stay healthy too!!!

You women are the true heroes of our time!!!

hmm are you serious
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Ivimilly: 6:35pm On Mar 19, 2020
FemiEddy:

The lungs and respiratory pathways gets damaged alongside with the brain, and of course marijuana is a spiritual plant, very delicate.
How do you mean spiritual/delicate?
Also I understand what smoke does to flesh, regardless of the animal or part involved but it has not been proven to be a cause of mental health issues
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by bluefilm: 6:35pm On Mar 19, 2020
Louisboy22:
hmm are you serious

I dey tell you. wink

If not for these women eh... I just dey wonder how e for be for men like us... wink
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2020
Citytrend:
The Doctor is not only Demonic, but unprofessional
bullshiit! there is nothing demonic here, that's a real doctor.


What da hell does demonic means anyway?

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Aammee77: 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2020
Believe this at your own peril.
Masturbation is evil.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Aammee77: 6:37pm On Mar 19, 2020
gypsey:
bullshiit! there is nothing demonic here, that's a real doctor.


What da hell does demonic means anyway?
Too much masturbation can make you lose your soul

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by abokikhalifa: 6:38pm On Mar 19, 2020
GuyWise101:
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.

My brother, remember hell fire

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 6:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
Aammee77:

Too much masturbation can make you lose your soul
Too much food can make you lose your soul too. Too much of everything can do the same too. if you fu ck your wife everyday will that make you lose your soul too?

what does soul mean anyway?

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by LINTUNE(m): 6:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
JAWBONE:
LMAO
i can see the joy in ur eyes
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 19, 2020
abokikhalifa:


My brother, remember hell fire
hell fire? which country is hell fire located?
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Aammee77: 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2020
gypsey:
Too much food can make you lose your soul too. Too much of everything can do the same too. if you fu ck your wife everyday will that make you lose your soul too?

what does soul mean anyway?
Immortal energy or intensity.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Rescort(m): 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2020
No go do pass yourself .....This one too shall pass away....


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JAWBONE:


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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Citytrend: 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2020
gypsey:
bullshiit! there is nothing demonic here, that's a real doctor.


What da hell does demonic means anyway?
Oga I think your Mum who been praying for your survival is in a better position to answer your Question. Please next time don't think everyone you meet On this great platform is a secondary school boy sir.

We learn everyday,and who knows, today might just be your day sir.

Guess what? Do have yourself a great day son. And remember to stay out of trouble!
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 6:43pm On Mar 19, 2020
Citytrend:
Oga I think your Mum who been praying for your survival is in a better position to answer your Question. Please next time don't think everyone you meet On Nairaland is a secondary school boy.
Is this rubbish supposed to make sense? undecided
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by FemiEddy(m): 6:47pm On Mar 19, 2020
Ivimilly:

How do you mean spiritual/delicate?
Also I understand what smoke does to flesh, regardless of the animal or part involved but it has not been proven to be a cause of mental health issues
Research deeper about the health effects, for the Spiritual, witches and sorcerers uses the plant very well, all this new age spiritualism encourages use of weed.
When a man smokes/take marijuana, it alters the mind and when it alters the mind it opens portal to entities which we call demons, entities possess the vessel(Your body). Let me look for a post on nairaland to assist.

*modified

https://www.nairaland.com/5743069/aware-time-living-warned#87578377
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 19, 2020
Aammee77:

Immortal energy or intensity.
Really? that sounds like an imaginations.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by OttHin: 6:50pm On Mar 19, 2020
People go self-service break their gbola
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Citytrend: 6:51pm On Mar 19, 2020
gypsey:
Is this rubbish supposed to make sense? undecided
Maybe not. Either because of your insensitivity or immaturity.

One again, do have yourself a great day son. And remember to stay out of trouble!
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Citytrend: 6:51pm On Mar 19, 2020
gypsey:
Is this rubbish supposed to make sense? undecided
Maybe not. Either because of your insensitivity or immaturity.

One again, do have yourself a great day son. And remember to stay out of trouble!
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ogbu80(m): 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
GuyWise101:
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.
take am easy o, no go peel your prick cap
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by wavylevel: 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
Gentlemanforyou:
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .

Fvck off! Will ya?
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by dimexy247(m): 6:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
Thank God, me and my wife must masturbate tonight.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Iluvmycontr3: 6:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
Gentlemanforyou:
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .

Meanwhile, there's something i am not understanding in such tins; what if a fellow is fornicating everyday too Bcoz i know of most youths boys/girls that can't stay for straight two weeks without getting down.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JuanDeDios: 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2020
franchasng:
cool grin




Also, note that Chloroquine and Quinine treat coronavirus but Oyimbo system cannot carry it, reason they have not declared it as cure for coronavirus but if you ever get infected as a Nigerian, take it.


If you experience difficulty in breathing, get a nebulizer and if you can, install humidifier in your room to avoid life threatening breathing difficulty while asleep, which can be fatal.


Ventolin tab and inhaler should be okay if you had asthma or bronchitis or breathing difficulty or allergy before you contract coronavirus.

Take paracetamol, don't take ibuprofen in place of paracetamol!


Drink enough water and if your breathing difficulty persist, boil water to boiling point and inhale the steam into your nostrils it will relief you, you don't even need to go to the hospital unless you start experiencing severe bronchitis and high fever for more than 48hrs.

But whenever you notice any dry coughing, difficulty in breathing (if you don't use to have it before now), high fever, continuous nonstop sneezing, please protect your loved ones and friends and those around you by self isolating yourself and covering your mouth whenever you sneeze and if possible wash your hands with enough soap and water or use an alcohol based sanitizer immediately before touching anything and please don't shake anybody no matter what or how they feel about you turning them down.


Honey, ginger, garlic and lemon will help boost your immune system, have them at home now.



Fear not, coronavirus won't stay long in Nigeria and even the world
Do you have any backing for the chloroquine/quinine claim?
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JuanDeDios: 6:56pm On Mar 19, 2020
Iluvmycontr3:


Meanwhile, there's something i am not understanding in such tins; what if a fellow is fornicating everyday too Bcoz i know of most youths boys/girls that can't stay for straight two weeks without getting down.
That will be very risky since sex involves contact with someone. Masturbation involves no contact - just only you.

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