southniyikaye:
walahi I love this babe already, see as I burst laugh

Was an official photographer for an even, the groom bro segun was a guyman so he turned up extremely drunk, court wedding, when it was their turn, groom couldn't stand straight, getting up and sitting down, dem Sha package am do the wedding, what offed me was when all those photographer that comes to hustle came with almost 15pics that they should pay him for it, groom say he no send am, photographer no gree the motor commot, then the groom and his entourage of agbero almost kill that guy that day, the pics were nice, just collected them and paid him. I really pity the guy Sha cos I do go out to hustle too and I know the pain.o

Shey you see ibo people, I don't know if it is their custom o cos the wedding I went to cover at faulks road Aba,, 50% of people didn't get to eat, even I the photographer, na rice without meat I chop. You could imagine my surprise when a van came in few minutes later, the drinks in that van, if dem sum up the money, it can cook food that will serve the whole party 3times.

inspirator1:

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No be so i take leave one Babe that year. She don already the talk about, the kind of bedsheet colour we will use on our first night, the colour of night gown she go wear, how she go take meet me on bed, the song that will be playing. Menh!! I was just looking at her, as in totally lost in her imagination.

Toluprazzy:


I'm not surprised at your comment na. You wey no forgive your in law and proud to say it. Imagine saying your wife missed out on an opportunity to get married legally? You and all your followers...lol...you will repeat your comments to your 12year old daughters... see who is calling someone sick. You are simply inadequate but instead of humility, you won form hard guy cover up your inadequacy. I feel for your traditionally wedded wife sha...lol

Joshrob:


That's why I do like when Igbo and Yoruba marry..food and drinks will be surplus.

L1lma:
Am trusting for my own man

Millenniumlady:
We're just trying to be romantic but you're forming hard guy hard guy

OlawaleBammie:



Lol aaahahah

bedsheet color indeed.

like say she never do the do before

4reala:

Your story right up was good, but your description of personalities, especially the grooms' was way, way wrong and awful

Thoying1990:
Exactly what happened on my wedding day. The D.J had to send one street boy like that to come and play Kai nobody could dance, imagine D.J coming to ask me of what song to play. I almost weep coz na me know the Details.J

jjohndoe83:

Did we hire the same DJ?

OlawaleBammie:


Lol, i smell village people on the wheel of steel

SmellingAnus:
when I read his story I just pray not to have a bestman like him... And he still didn't understand the gravity of his carelessness...

inspirator1:

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Not at all. I even like it when milady is romantic, but this particular one was something else i couldn't fathom; maybe too much of telemounda and Zee world na the latest ganja for women.

merahki:



I thoroughly enjoyed the story by @ Litigant
It was terrible, crazy and funny, but I was/am secretly gleeful it happened to the bride. That bride was a tyrant- forced her friends to wear what they hated...forced a tailor on them...look what she got. Perfect poetic justice.

Chi59:

Can you just imagine? Slept with an ex on your wedding night? Who raised these kind of men?

mabeni:
NO. Every where scattered(people ran cos non have ever seen things like that before. Including myself ) , bride rolling on the floor and from that I concluded they were not joined together.

NACE13:


I don't really get you; Are you trying to say I am being one-sided by painting the groom's family as bad or you are irritated by the groom's family's behaviour?

4reala:
No, you don't have to call the grooms dad silly, or if its ur dad DAT behaved in such a manner, wld you like someone to call him silly

Omoluabi16:
hahaha. the sharp guy wey dey pick person money.

Ginaz:
They didn’t let my cousin enter the wedding hall because they felt her wedding gown was too exposed at the top which was a lie cos it was not .

She started crying and ruined her makeup ... we went to look for a jacket for her to cover up so she could enter the hall. The sleeves of the wedding gown were long and jacket sleeves were short.

She looked like nepa people with their cloth about to cut light .

Her makeup stained the back of the jacket so badly we wanted to take it off but no choice .
I ate a cold rice with no meat after all my hard work, no soft drink to even cool down .

Candoit:
So far the weddings I've been attending goes well, no drama like such.
Except for the last one which was held in my church. I guess they were low on budget and didnt want to rent a hall. So, immediately the church wedding was over they asked everybody including the couple to go outside so the decorators could arrange the church for a reception. That was strange to me as I haven't seen such. We had to wait outside for up to 40mins.
But my friend is married today. Done and dusted.

Toluprazzy:


I'm not surprised at your comment na. You wey no forgive your in law and proud to say it. Imagine saying your wife missed out on an opportunity to get married legally? You and all your followers...lol...you will repeat your comments to your 12year old daughters... see who is calling someone sick. You are simply inadequate but instead of humility, you won form hard guy cover up your inadequacy. I feel for your traditionally wedded wife sha...lol

ciopnigeria:
My wedding cake was sour.
I didn't even know only for my guys and friends to start beeping me when I was in hotel room "omo, tour car sour. Nobody ate it.
What!

The cake maker was my sister in-law. I can't afford to shout. It died down like that till date

mysticgal:
Continue na

kristen12:
Nigeria weddings are always funfilled and drama filled.

Lot of people have stories to tell about wedding days.

From caterers hiding food, makeup artist disappointing the bride, exchange of blows from families e.t.c

Tell us about your wedding or a wedding you attended, what went wrong and what you would have done differently.