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Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by elated177: 3:50pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
Reality11: Do you want to learn or you want to accuse and mock? |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Reality11: 4:24pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
elated177: You said YHVH is not responsible for wars men are. My question was, what of the wars YHVH instructed the Israelites to go? How is this a mockery or accusation? Didn't YHVH instructed then? If you answer this question it would be enough for me. I'll know that YHVH is not responsible for wars. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by elated177: 4:08pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
Reality11: This is the post you have been fixated upon : elated177: Yeah, YHVH Almighty instructed the Israelites to engage in wars against their enemies. Those people were enemies of YHVH Almighty because the worshipped Baal, Ashtoreth, Molech, Chemosh, etc. YHVH Almighty was responsible for the victory the Israelites achieved in all the wars they fought as recorded in the Scriptures. However, the disobedience of those nations and their subsequent aggression towards the Israelites caused the wars. I responded within the context of the op's argument, which was of the view that YHVH Almighty was the cause of wars, diseases, hunger, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. YHVH Almighty is not responsible for the wars, diseases, hunger, etc, which ravage the world. Man's activities are. If you are still not cleared, let me know. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by realmindz: 9:13am On Apr 11, 2020 |
elated177: I wanted to respond to you, but why responding to a man perishing in self confusion. It must be so much torture for you to contradict yourself so much u aren't able to make sense out of what you are saying..... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by elated177: 10:34pm On Apr 11, 2020 |
realmindz: Depart from me, you psychopath! The demons in you will never be able to use your psychopathic mouth speak confusion into my life. You and those demons are under the feet of this saint of YHVH Almighty! You should even feel honored that I even bothered to respond to you. Scum of Satan! I am supposed to ignore you oke nkwu of Satan and your miserable rants and posts against the Scriptures of YHVH Almighty, but I react only because of the genuine seekers of truth and knowledge. People like me are already rooted in the Word of YHVH Almighty and a billion of your kind will never be able to raise an iota of doubt in my mind. The collective minds of all of you who call yourselves atheists here cannot even move my little toe as far as doubt is concerned. You are just frustrated. When asked where the contradiction lies now, the imp will not have anything to say. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by realmindz: 1:36pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
elated177: Lmao, pls cast out the demons and let me roll on the floor. This clown really thinks he is in his church. Why do you guys display so much bitterness and anger. I can imagine you jumping with aggression and sweating while typing this. Commanding the demon to shut up. You are entertaining, you deserve an oscar 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by elated177: 10:35am On Apr 14, 2020 |
I strongly doubt if you can utter this in my presence. The demons in you will not even dare to bring you to my presence. In any case, YHVH Almighty has used his servants to make the necessary points here, which have shown that you are a fool. Each time you fools dare to make a mockery of the Word of YHVH Almighty, you will be easily put in your place. However, this thread of yours is already dead. I am not going to help you resuscitate it. Nwa oke nkwu of Satan! Tufiakwaaa! |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by realmindz: 2:34pm On May 25, 2020 |
elated177: What a pity, your god seems powerless over the internet. I dont need to be in your presence, just command and speak where u are. And by the way, I curse your god not you,.....why the abusive words on me |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by LordReed(m): 12:01pm On May 26, 2020 |
realmindz: Don't mind these LARPers thinking they have some kinda magic power. LoL |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Dantedasz(m): 4:13pm On May 26, 2020 |
reigncalif1: From this your theory the next logical question should be-"WHO CREATED GOD?" My simple answer would be-"MAN!" |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Dantedasz(m): 4:18pm On May 26, 2020 |
elated177:
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Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Dantedasz(m): 4:22pm On May 26, 2020 |
elated177: Oga sir, Mathew Chapter 22 verse 5 greets you ooo! ◄ Matthew 5:22 ► Parallel Verses King James Version But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 10:41am On May 27, 2020 |
luvmijeje: Hmmm, this is thought provoking but don't you think this dependence on "hope" from religion would've been a thing of the past if there were no religions anymore? wouldn't natural selection make those that require religion to get through when things get tough to die off and the idea too? 2 Likes |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by TheSourcerer: 10:45am On May 27, 2020 |
hopefulLandlord:very , I never saw it like this , I saw it as a bid to save them , but I guess some actually do like been blissful in ignorance , if they like it , I guess they should just stay clear my path and I stay off theirs and stop shoving Jesus down everyone's face |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 10:48am On May 27, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: Awesome! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 10:50am On May 27, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: You believe in fate? |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 10:53am On May 27, 2020 |
luvmijeje: How does a society get "built on religion"? like they read some religious book and start living based on it? 1 Like |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by CAPSLOCKED: 10:55am On May 27, 2020 |
hopefulLandlord: FATE, NOT LIKE DESTINY. EVERY ACTION WE TAKE LEADS TO ANOTHER ACTION, AND ANOTHER ACTION AFTER THAT. IT'S ALL ABOUT US AND NOTHING IS PREDETERMINED BY ANYTHING SUPERNATURAL. I COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT WORD. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 10:59am On May 27, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: Okay, like cause and effect? cuz fate sounds like destiny |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by hopefulLandlord: 11:02am On May 27, 2020 |
TheSourcerer: Yeah, don't come to me with some Jesus good news and I won't rubbish the news to your face. everyone's happy but coming to me with Jesus good news is one of the tenets of their belief so they need to do it and keep doing it till we're "saved". "Saved" as in joining them to take Jesus good news to others lol |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by TheSourcerer: 11:05am On May 27, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:if fate is defined as que sera sera , then yes I believe in fate , but destiny ? Nah ! CAPSLOCKED, re-email me , couldn't find your text |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Omoluabi16(m): 11:06am On May 27, 2020 |
hopefulLandlord:lol |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by CAPSLOCKED: 11:15am On May 27, 2020 |
hopefulLandlord: YES, FATE IS DESTINY. SUCH THINGS DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST. WE'RE JUST LUCKY TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW. ONE SMALL MISTAKE, WE'RE DEAD. IMAGINE ME GOING TO SWIM IN THE NIGER TODAY WHEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM.. I'M GONNA DIE. I MAY LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT DAY IF I JUST PLAY XBOX AT HOME INSTEAD. SO OUR LIVES ARE THE SUMMARY OF EVERYTHING WE DO OR DON'T DO. THERE'S NOTHING PLANNED OUT FOR ANY OF US. NOBODY HAS MADE A PERFECT PLAN FOR YOU TO BE GREAT OR SUCCESSFUL BUT BELIEVERS OF RELIGION LIKE TO BELIEVE THERE ARE SPECIAL PLANS FOR THEM SPECIFICALLY BY THEIR GOD. IT'S A MESSED UP BELIEF BECAUSE EVERY BLESSED DAY, WE EXPERIENCE THINGS THAT POINT TO THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENING IS BY CHANCE. THERE ARE NO PLANS FOR THE OPERATION OF THE UNIVERSE. TODAY WE'RE FINE AND PRAYING FOR A BETTER YEAR 2020 ON CROSSOVER NIGHT AND SOWING FIRST SEED, TOMORROW MILLIONS ARE DYING FROM A PANDEMIC AND WE'RE LOSING JOBS. WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE IN DESTINY? IT'S BULLSHIT. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by elated177: 11:54am On May 27, 2020 |
Dantedasz: Accuser of the righteous! How the fools remember to quote Scriptures they neither have regard for nor know their meaning. Psalms 14:1 The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good. Matthew 12:46-50 While Jesus was still talking to the crowd, his mother and brothers stood outside, wanting to speak to him. 47 Someone told him, “Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.” 48 He replied to him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” 49 Pointing to his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers. 50 For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother.” |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Dantedasz(m): 12:32pm On May 27, 2020 |
elated177: Dantedasz: |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Nobody: 1:37pm On May 27, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: I’ve never believed in grace and fate.....but I won’t lie, I thought destiny is different but I’ve come to realize that destiny is the same thing as fate and grace. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by luvmijeje(f): 4:15pm On May 28, 2020 |
hopefulLandlord: Has there ever been a world or will there be a world with no religion? I don't want to divert, so let me go ahead to answer your question. Will the weak die off without religion? Will the weak die off without hope? Can people adapt to a world with no religion? The answer is capital NO. And it's simply because of of one thing 'Bias' It's easy for you to tell a stranger to die off. Will you let your child, parents or generally your love one to die off because they are weak? |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Nobody: 10:45am On Nov 26, 2020 |
Interesting thread |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Nobody: 5:07pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
The religion of one era is the literary entertainment of another- Ralph Waldo Emerson. A good example is Greek and Egyptian mythology. |
Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by GodWrites: 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
luvmijeje: In other words, you're propagating an illusion just because if makes you feel good? |
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