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Is God On Vacation? by helinues: 8:24pm On Apr 04, 2020
Wondering why he is not responding to prayers regarding the Coronavirus.

Is he waiting for more death toll globally?

Ask Questioned so you shall receive answers

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by ojun50(m): 8:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
Honeymoon
Re: Is God On Vacation? by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 04, 2020
ojun50:
Honeymoon
with Angel Michael. God is just a huge homo Dick loving bitch.

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by Femzaremz(m): 11:14pm On Apr 04, 2020
he is currently practicing 'social distancing'

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by helinues: 5:45am On Apr 05, 2020
Femzaremz:
he is currently practicing 'social distancing'

Hahahahah

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by ABOVEDELAW: 6:37am On Apr 05, 2020
WHEN YOU WERE LIVING AND ENJOYING YOUR SINFUL LIFE, DID YOU REMEMBER GOD? GOD IS A NOT A SPARE TYRE YOU TURN TO ONLY WHEN YOU ARE IN A DESPERATE SITUATION.

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by helinues: 6:40am On Apr 05, 2020
ABOVEDELAW:
WHEN YOU WERE LIVING AND ENJOYING YOUR SINFUL LIFE, DID YOU REMEMBER GOD? GOD IS A NOT A SPARE TYRE YOU TURN TO ONLY WHEN YOU ARE IN A DESPERATE SITUATION.

Agreed.. But how about the religious people that have been living and enjoying a holy life, people like you..

Why are they also been punished with people like us? Why are there prayers entering voice mails?

Why should government imposed lockdown even to those who were not part of those who commited the sins we are currently paying for. ( People like you)

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by TheSourcerer: 8:18am On Apr 05, 2020
beardlessdude:
with Angel Michael. God is just a huge homo Dick loving bitch.
he seems to like them young too ,Mary was 14 when he did the spiritual with her.

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Re: Is God On Vacation? by OtemAtum: 8:26am On Apr 05, 2020
God is the totality of existence and existence cannot go on vacation. If you are seeing God as Jehovah or Allah, then I can boldly tell you that they are in a prison currently. Read the book of Otem Erectus 227: 1, 2
Re: Is God On Vacation? by KingZaddy(m): 8:32am On Apr 05, 2020
OtemAtum:
God is the totality of existence and existence cannot go on vacation. If you are seeing God as Jehovah or Allah, then I can boldly tell you that they are in a prison currently. Read the book of Otem Erectus 227: 1, 2
Lol

There Are Certain Things One Must Keep To Himself and Not Say
Re: Is God On Vacation? by OtemAtum: 8:35am On Apr 05, 2020
KingZaddy:
Lol

There Are Certain Things One Must Keep To Himself and Not Say
No bro, I cannot keep the knowledge of Jehovah and Allah's imprisonment to myself. It's even in the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY revealled to the whole world.

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