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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by ThinkFreely: 1:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
petra1:


So that you can believe. Dont you think it doesn't make sense to reject a book written thousands of years ago and yet able to predict the future . Supposing the bible is right . Can you look at it objectively

The book of Daniel during the babylonia era gave prophecy about the timeline to the end of the world .
He talked about the rise of mede and Persia empire coming ,Greek empire, Roman empire and our present democratic world everything came to pass as predicted thousands of years ago . It talked about Israel coming back to be a nation . It came to pass 1948. Now it talked about the future . A one world government . Globalisation, one world religion mark of the beast microchipping. And you dont even care supposing you're rejecting a truth the bible is more current than tomorrow newspaper for those who will take time to read it
This same book said a virgin gave birth and an ark built by 8 unskilled people harbored every single specie we see today for one year 4000years.

This same book said light was created before the sun and that plant were created before the sun.

Does these make sense?

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by petra1(m): 3:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
ThinkFreely:
This same book said a virgin gave birth and an ark built by 8 unskilled people harbored every single specie we see today for one year 4000years.

This same book said light was created before the sun and that plant were created before the sun.

Does these make sense?

Sure it does make sense. GOD can turn you into a fly. He is God . Read the book
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jeromejnr(m): 3:41pm On Apr 09, 2020
petra1:


Sure it does make sense. GOD can turn you into a fly. He is God . Read the book

Why do you guys answer these people?
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Apr 09, 2020
Jeromejnr:


Why do you guys answer these people?

Lol... Dey haven't known them ni cheesy
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by ThinkFreely: 4:26pm On Apr 09, 2020
petra1:


Sure it does make sense. GOD can turn you into a fly. He is God . Read the book
This doesn’t make sense too.
How?
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Excellentmind19: 9:50pm On Apr 09, 2020
Leave these atheist alone and keep on worshipping your God time will tell.I can boldly say that no genuine Christian is scared, scared of what?death?rubbish
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Apr 09, 2020
Excellentmind19:
Leave these atheist alone and keep on worshipping your God time will tell.I can boldly say that no genuine Christian is scared, scared of what?death?rubbish
you have a paradise waiting for you. How could you possibly be scared of dying. Wtf kiss

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by BeLookingIDIOT(m): 9:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
Maximus69:
You don't know what you're saying!

Perhaps you need help to IDENTIFY the one and only TRUE Christian group, study their way of doing things and what they've been preaching and teaching.

The AntiChrist has been here for over 1,800 years now!

It's the AntiChrist that made most of you have the wrong idea about Christ and Christianity.

For your information the AntiChrist is what you know today as Catholic Church. She is the mother of all false religions claiming they believe in Abrahamic texts including Islam!

But the true Christians have always been separate from all these false religions, it was when America declared FREEDOM of speech expression and worship that the true Christians sufficed again as a group, they're known today as Jehovah's Witnesses! Thoroughly examine the Jehovah's Witnesses and ask yourself "is there any panic in the face of these ones?"

On the contrary, Jehovah's Witnesses have been proclaiming the great tribulation that will occur before God's kingdom (their long awaited blessings) come! Matthew 24:11-14

So search for knowledge and hold on to facts! wink
They are already attacking each other grin
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 12:05am On Apr 10, 2020
Excellentmind19:
Leave these atheist alone and keep on worshipping your God time will tell.I can boldly say that no genuine Christian is scared, scared of what?death?rubbish

But yet you keep praying to God for protection.
Who's deceiving who? undecided

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 4:40am On Apr 10, 2020
kingxsamz:


But yet you keep praying to God for protection.
Who's deceiving who? undecided

Physical man thinks of protection in the physical sense but the spiritual man in the spiritual sense.

Protection doesn't necessarily mean that evil things will not happen to the believer, but for the believer's soul to be protected even when his/her body dies.

This soul is the inner person that all faithful servants of God always think of protecting, not the physical body! Matthew 10:28, 39

That was what the faithful man Job prayed for when he said

Please my God protect me and keep me safe (in my grave) until your anger subsides. if a man dies can he still live again? All the days of my compulsory punishment under this system of things i will keep hoping in you, you will call and i will answer you (from my grave) you will not forget the good works of your own hands Job 14:14-15

So when Jesus taught Christians to pray for deliverance from evil {Matthew 6:13} he was talking of the inner person that God cherishes NOT this body that will still perish whether you like it or not! smiley

I expected you to challenge true faith but rather you're deceiving yourself looking for cheap misinformed churchgoers! cheesy

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jonra(m): 6:01pm On Sep 06, 2020
You wrote so much falsehood. Why do you claim to know what you don't have an idea of?

If you've made a small attempt at knowing church history, you'll see how even JW is closer to falsehood than the Catholic church.

Based on the works of JW founder (Charles Taze Russell) and his successor (Joseph Rutherford), it can easily be proven that your sect is in many errors with false/revised doctrines.

Ask me how?

Maximus69:
You don't know what you're saying!

Perhaps you need help to IDENTIFY the one and only TRUE Christian group, study their way of doing things and what they've been preaching and teaching.

The AntiChrist has been here for over 1,800 years now!

It's the AntiChrist that made most of you have the wrong idea about Christ and Christianity.

For your information the AntiChrist is what you know today as Catholic Church. She is the mother of all false religions claiming they believe in Abrahamic texts including Islam!

But the true Christians have always been separate from all these false religions, it was when America declared FREEDOM of speech expression and worship that the true Christians sufficed again as a group, they're known today as Jehovah's Witnesses! Thoroughly examine the Jehovah's Witnesses and ask yourself "is there any panic in the face of these ones?"

On the contrary, Jehovah's Witnesses have been proclaiming the great tribulation that will occur before God's kingdom (their long awaited blessings) come! Matthew 24:11-14

So search for knowledge and hold on to facts! wink

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jonra(m): 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2020
This is simply not TRUE!

Maximus69:


You're truly a man of valor!

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses (the one and only TRUE Christian Organization)

So let's see whose foolishness will be exposed! cheesy

Please can we discuss like mature adults without insults, abuse or name calling? wink
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 6:11pm On Sep 06, 2020
Jonra:
You wrote so much falsehood. Why do you claim to know what you don't have an idea of?
If you've made a small attempt at knowing church history, you'll see how even JW is closer to falsehood than the Catholic church.
Based on the works of JW founder (Charles Taze Russell) and his successor (Joseph Rutherford), it can easily be proven that your sect is in many errors with false/revised doctrines.
Ask me how?

Russell and Rutherford are humans that our God used during the restoration of pure worship, so they died just like all other servants of our God that died without seeing the fulfilment of what God has in mind regarding his earthly Organization!
So it's not their doctrines that we are following like the Churches of Christendom where doctrines of their founders remains.
In Jehovah's Witnesses Organization, most of those who participated in building this BODY don't know how it will turn out to be today!
Now we have a global family of peace loving worshipers ever on planet earth just as Jesus prayed for! John 17:20-23
Right from Abel till today all of us has continued to build the sacred city of pure worship, but many of them are sleeping in death right now, when they're resurrected back to life, they'll know how we completed the building.
So don't concentrate on either Russell or Rutherford, they're just our fellow workers in the Lord NOT the founders of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ORGANIZATION!

God bless you! smiley
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Dtruthspeaker: 6:17pm On Sep 06, 2020
ThinkFreely:
This doesn’t make sense too.
How?

That is because you do not create anything, even though you ought to.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jonra(m): 4:03pm On Sep 14, 2020
Apologies for not replying you earlier.

Will show you how JW came about in light of church history and you'll see just how much you don't really know about your own doctrines and formation.

Maximus69:


Russell and Rutherford are humans that our God used during the restoration of pure worship, so they died just like all other servants of our God that died without seeing the fulfilment of what God has in mind regarding his earthly Organization!
So it's not their doctrines that we are following like the Churches of Christendom where doctrines of their founders remains.
In Jehovah's Witnesses Organization, most of those who participated in building this BODY don't know how it will turn out to be today!
Now we have a global family of peace loving worshipers ever on planet earth just as Jesus prayed for! John 17:20-23
Right from Abel till today all of us has continued to build the sacred city of pure worship, but many of them are sleeping in death right now, when they're resurrected back to life, they'll know how we completed the building.
So don't concentrate on either Russell or Rutherford, they're just our fellow workers in the Lord NOT the founders of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ORGANIZATION!

God bless you! smiley
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Sep 14, 2020
Jonra:

Apologies for not replying you earlier.
Will show you how JW came about in light of church history and you'll see just how much you don't really know about your own doctrines and formation.

Before bothering yourself over the history of JWs, try to correlate how these different people worshipped the same God and why is it that they didn't practice the same sacred service all through!

Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Moses, John the baptist and Jesus!

Note the differences in their mindset regarding the worship of God, the changes in standard and prove to me that they're all worshipers of the same God! Hebrew 11:4-32 smiley
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jonra(m): 4:16pm On Sep 14, 2020
I'll bother about JW...

And this one too, but please break down this question about mindset and worship below?

Maximus69:


Before bothering yourself over the history of JWs, try to correlate how these different people worshipped the same God and why is it that they didn't practice the same sacred service all through!

Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Moses, John the baptist and Jesus!

Note the differences in their mindset regarding the worship of God, the changes in standard and prove to me that they're all worshipers of the same God! Hebrew 11:4-32 smiley
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 4:35pm On Sep 14, 2020
Jonra:
I'll bother about JW...

And this one too, but please break down this question about mindset and worship below


You're truly intelligent! smiley

Cain and Abel offered sacrifices to God when God never instructed them to do so, neither have they noticed their parents try such a thing.

Enoch was not safe in the midst of his contemporaries because of the standards he was speaking about when God has not set any rules, neither did anyone taught him one before.

Noah was noticed for being blameless in his own generation, still there was no standard set to guide anyone about right or wrong, God decided to wipe out Noah's generation and only Noah was informed to pass the message round.

Abraham was called out from Ur to travel to a distant land where he has never seen before, but there were many including his own relations that were left behind. God kept telling him to make sacrifices in different places until he got to the promised land.

Moses was born as a slave, grew up in Pharaoh's palace, became a murderer and fugitive before God asked him to God back and rescue the Israelites from slavery. God appeared to him and after setting the Israelites free God introduced his standards that will continue to guide Jacob's descendants until the coming of the Christ.

John the baptist came, didn't follow the temple system but started preaching to prepare the people for the coming of the Messiah (Christ)

Jesus came and changed all the death penalties that was due to anyone who go against the standards set by Moses, telling the people to forgive and love their enemies as themselves.

Please can you prove that all these people were worshipers of the same God? If so, how come all of them didn't worship the same way and in the same place? Why must Jesus come to change the system when God asked his worshipers to kill sinners in their midst? undecided
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 5:09pm On Sep 14, 2020
@Jonra undecided
Maximus69:


You're truly intelligent! smiley

Cain and Abel offered sacrifices to God when God never instructed them to do so, neither have they noticed their parents try such a thing.

Enoch was not safe in the midst of his contemporaries because of the standards he was speaking about when God has not set any rules, neither did anyone taught him one before.

Noah was noticed for being blameless in his own generation, still there was no standard set to guide anyone about right or wrong, God decided to wipe out Noah's generation and only Noah was informed to pass the message round.

Abraham was called out from Ur to travel to a distant land where he has never seen before, but there were many including his own relations that were left behind. God kept telling him to make sacrifices in different places until he got to the promised land.

Moses was born as a slave, grew up in Pharaoh's palace, became a murderer and fugitive before God asked him to God back and rescue the Israelites from slavery. God appeared to him and after setting the Israelites free God introduced his standards that will continue to guide Jacob's descendants until the coming of the Christ.

John the baptist came, didn't follow the temple system but started preaching to prepare the people for the coming of the Messiah (Christ)

Jesus came and changed all the death penalties that was due to anyone who go against the standards set by Moses, telling the people to forgive and love their enemies as themselves.

Please can you prove that all these people were worshipers of the same God? If so, how come all of them didn't worship the same way and in the same place? Why must Jesus come to change the system when God asked his worshipers to kill sinners in their midst? undecided

Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jonra(m): 5:42pm On Sep 14, 2020
Maximus69:
@Jonra undecided

Seen. Deserves a coherent answer. It's coming...
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by LikeAking: 6:17pm On Sep 14, 2020
petra1:


So that you can believe. Dont you think it doesn't make sense to reject a book written thousands of years ago and yet able to predict the future . Supposing the bible is right . Can you look at it objectively

The book of Daniel during the babylonia era gave prophecy about the timeline to the end of the world .
He talked about the rise of mede and Persia empire coming ,Greek empire, Roman empire and our present democratic world everything came to pass as predicted thousands of years ago . It talked about Israel coming back to be a nation . It came to pass 1948. Now it talked about the future . A one world government . Globalisation, one world religion mark of the beast microchipping. And you dont even care supposing you're rejecting a truth the bible is more current than tomorrow newspaper for those who will take time to read it

Na Fiction.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Sep 14, 2020
OK! smiley
Jonra:


Seen. Deserves a coherent answer. It's coming...
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:42am On Sep 15, 2020
kingxsamz:
Why are Christians panicking and afraid of the fictional anti-christ coming to rule the world? grin
Shouldn't atheists be the ones panicking?
They claim these are the end times, that their bible made a prophecy about it. That Jesus would come and take his people to the promised land. grin If they so much believe that 5g and Coronavirus are signs of end time, why then are they panicking? Shouldn't they be rejoicing that Jesus is about to take them to heaven? grin
Why is pastor Chris hell bent on exposing the anti-christ? Or is he not ready to meet his maker?
Maybe he still wants to gather more tithes before the event takes place. grin
You people should be happy nw, at least you're about to meet the fictional Jesus you've been hearing about since your childhood. grin

They are the ones who fall on stony ground, but because they have roots, they know not that they have No Proper Roots, they are therefore afraid and they do stumble.

It is my earnest prayer that they learn that the elects of God, stumble not, rather They Always Walk Surely, Without Any Fail or Fall!
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nothingserious: 8:02pm On Nov 12, 2021
kingxsamz:
Why are Christians panicking and afraid of the fictional anti-christ coming to rule the world? grin
Shouldn't atheists be the ones panicking?
They claim these are the end times, that their bible made a prophecy about it. That Jesus would come and take his people to the promised land. grin If they so much believe that 5g and Coronavirus are signs of end time, why then are they panicking? Shouldn't they be rejoicing that Jesus is about to take them to heaven? grin
Why is pastor Chris hell bent on exposing the anti-christ? Or is he not ready to meet his maker?
Maybe he still wants to gather more tithes before the event takes place. grin
You people should be happy nw, at least you're about to meet the fictional Jesus you've been hearing about since your childhood. grin

Your daily obsession with religion and Christianity is mind boggling.

I would like to think that by our obsession with theism is more pronounced than the seemingly panicky state you are projecting here.

The Christians definitely live rent free in your mind and consciousness. Lol
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 8:22pm On Nov 12, 2021
Nothingserious:


Your daily obsession with religion and Christianity is mind boggling.

I would like to think that by our obsession with theism is more pronounced than the seemingly panicky state you are projecting here.

The Christians definitely live rent free in your mind and consciousness. Lol


Lol, what are we going to call your obsession with me? You're always quoting me, now you're going through my posts. Lol. U go soon see wetin you dey find. cheesy
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nothingserious: 4:19pm On Nov 14, 2021
kingxsamz:



Lol, what are we going to call your obsession with me? You're always quoting me, now you're going through my posts. Lol. U go soon see wetin you dey find. cheesy

Your obsession with Christianity resulted into your constant research about Christianity and constant posts on Christianity warranting my responses to your obsession with Christianity.

Watch it! You are becoming evangelical
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2021
Nothingserious:


Your obsession with Christianity resulted into your constant research about Christianity and constant posts on Christianity warranting my responses to your obsession with Christianity.

Watch it! You are becoming evangelical

Lol, bro said obsession.
I was a Christian, lol.
Feels good to point out the rubbish in the outdated fictional book of fairy tales. cheesy if e pain you, cry about it.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nothingserious: 4:47pm On Nov 14, 2021
kingxsamz:


Lol, bro said obsession.
I was a Christian, lol.
Feels good to point out the rubbish in the outdated fictional book of fairy tales. cheesy if e pain you, cry about it.

You were never a Christian.
But now you are an evangelical atheist.
I guess you are just starting to read up atheism.
Just pointing it out.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 5:49pm On Nov 14, 2021
Nothingserious:


You were never a Christian.
But now you are an evangelical atheist.
I guess you are just starting to read up atheism.
Just pointing it out.

Lol, I was even one of those who didn't like people that criticized Christianity.
Been an atheist since 2019, never looked back at my vomit. If that's what's giving you heart break this afternoon, that's your headache o.
If you say I'm an "evangelical atheist", well so be it. cheesy I'm one then. Did I tell you I was bothered? Take your tears elsewhere abeg. cheesy
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nothingserious: 6:17pm On Nov 14, 2021
kingxsamz:


Lol, I was even one of those who didn't like people that criticized Christianity.
Been an atheist since 2019, never looked back at my vomit. If that's what's giving you heart break this afternoon, that's your headache o.
If you say I'm an "evangelical atheist", well so be it. cheesy I'm one then. Did I tell you I was bothered? Take your tears elsewhere abeg. cheesy

I already said you sound like a new enthusiastic atheist who doesn’t know his right from his left yet.

Your responses too give you away as one who never really knew the scriptures as a Christian. If you were a good Christian, you would had better responses and objections.

For now you are just vomiting and parroting what someone is telling you. Most of your emotional objections to Christianity had been successfully rebuffed.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 7:15pm On Nov 14, 2021
Nothingserious:


I already said you sound like a new enthusiastic atheist who doesn’t know his right from his left yet.

Your responses too give you away as one who never really knew the scriptures as a Christian. If you were a good Christian, you would had better responses and objections.
Oh, yes. I'm enthusiastic about it. So what now? Do you want a cookie for saying that? Or are you gonna cry? grin

For now you are just vomiting and parroting what someone is telling you. Most of your emotional objections to Christianity had been successfully rebuffed.

Yes, you're right, there's this Atheist Sunday school lesson I always participate in. Our Atheist master always teaches us new stuff to say to Christians and give us assignments to carry out and report back to him.

grin grin
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nothingserious: 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2021
kingxsamz:

Oh, yes. I'm enthusiastic about it. So what now? Do you want a cookie for saying that? Or are you gonna cry? grin


Yes, you're right, there's this Atheist Sunday school lesson I always participate in. Our Atheist master always teaches us new stuff to say to Christians and give us assignments to carry out and report back to him.

grin grin

1. What is atheism?
2. Why are you an atheist?
3. Is your name in the book of the brights?

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