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Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 10:50am On Apr 09, 2020


BREAKING NEWS...
PASTOR JONES JAILED FOR TELLING MEMBERS TO TITHE 10% OF THEIR INCOMES...(Read Court proceedings )

Courtroom exchanges between a Judge of the Law and Pastor Jones.

The truth about tithing (unknown author)

Judge: Mr. Jones you have been charged with multiple counts of extortion. Your crime spree covers 20 years and thousands of victims. You have defrauded people out of their money with fear and
manipulation, telling them they had to tithe 10% of their income as per the LAW to your Regd. organization (called Church) and that God would bless them if they did. You also told them that if they didn't tithe God would curse them. How do you plead?

Mr. Jones: I plead not guilty your Honor, I have done nothing wrong. I have only preached what the Bible says. In the Bible Abraham tithed to Melchizedek and God blessed him for his faithful giving. The Bible even says he was rich in silver and gold.

Judge: Is it not true, Mr. Jones, that in Genesis chapter 13 verse 2 the Bible says Abraham was rich with livestock, silver and gold?

Mr. Jones: Yes, you are exactly right, that's what I just told you.

Judge: Ok, we read about Abraham being a rich man in chapter 13 but it is not until Genesis chapter 14 that we read about Abraham's tithe to Melchizedek. So Abraham was already a rich man before he tithed to Melchizedek, wasn't he?

Mr. Jones: Yes, I suppose you are right.

Judge: So his riches were not the result of his tithe to Melchizedek?

Mr. Jones: No.

Judge: Mr. Jones, you also say God blessed him for his faithful giving. How many times is it recorded that Abraham gave tithes to Melchizedek?

Mr. Jones: Well, just once.

Judge: So the Bible never said that he gave week after week?

Mr. Jones: No it does not.

Judge: Where did Abraham get the things that he gave to Melchizedek?

Mr. Jones: Well the Bible says it was from the plunders of war?

Judge: So you are telling me that he gave from the plunders of war?

Mr. Jones: Yes that's what the Bible says.

Judge: So he basically took things that were not really his in the first place and gave them as the tithe?

Mr. Jones: That is what the scripture seems to indicate.

Judge: Is it recorded that he ever took anything from his own possessions and tithed them to Melchizedek or anyone else?

Mr. Jones: I guess not

Judge: You guess not, you are a teacher and you are only guessing, is it or is it not written that he ever gave any of his own possessions as a tithe to anyone?

Mr. Jones: No it is not written anywhere that I have seen.

Judge: Is it recorded as to what exactly Abraham did give Melchizedek?

Mr. Jones: I believe it says plunder?

Judge: So plunder could be any number of things?

Mr. Jones: Yes, I suppose

Judge: It could have been food, cattle, sheep, the people's possessions or any number of things. It does not say it was all money correct?

Mr. Jones: Yes you are correct, it does not say just money

Judge: As a matter of fact money is never
mentioned in that account at all is that correct Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones: Yes your Honor, money is never
mentioned just goods and food and people.

Judge: So there is no way you can say with any certainty that Abraham in fact gave Melchizedek any money at all?

Mr. Jones: That is right.

Judge: I only have one last question for you Mr.Jones, did God command Abraham to give this plunder tithe to Melchizedek?

Mr. Jones: No, it appears that he did this
voluntarily.

Judge: So are you trying to tell me that because of this voluntary, one time gift by Abraham, that may not have even consisted of money, all Christians everywhere are obligated to bring 10% of their weekly paycheck to a local Regd.Organization- church? Considering all the evidence I would say you are beyond any shadow of a doubt guilty of deliberately trying to make the scriptures says things they have not said for financial gain.

Mr. Jones: Ok your Honor, I can see how foolish I was to try and use the story of Melchizedeck to try and get the people to tithe money. But there are many other verses that will support my belief on
tithing. Jacob said he would give God 10% of everything. I think we should follow his example.

Judge: Let's see what Jacob said. Please read the verse you are talking about for me Mr. Jones.

Mr. Jones: In Genesis chapter 28 starting at verse 20 it says. Jacob vowed a vow, saying, "If God will be with me, and will keep me in this way that I go, and will give me bread to eat, and clothing to put on, so that I come again to my father's house in
peace, and Yahweh will be my God, then this stone, which I have set up for a pillar, will be God's house. Of all that you will give me I will surely give the tenth to you."

Judge: You said we should follow Jacobs example, is that right Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones: Yes that is right, he vowed to give a tenth and we should too.

Judge: Let me point out one thing for you Mr.Jones, Jacob said he would Give God a tenth, ONLY if He blessed him first. So as you said previously, we should follow Jacob's example and tell God that we will only give him a tenth if he blesses us first.
Is that right?

Mr. Jones: That is not what I meant.

Judge: What did you mean then?

Mr. Jones: That we should give God a tenth also.

Judge: There you go again, trying to make the scripture say what you want it to say for your benefit. I would also like you to tell me the scriptures that say that Jacob kept his vow with God. I would also like to know where he gave the tenth to because there was no temple or levites to give it to at that time.

Mr. Jones: I can not think of any scriptures that say where or if he ever tithed after his vow.

Judge: It seems fairly obvious to me that Jacob made a voluntary and conditional vow to God. This in no way can be used as a reason to demand others to bring their income to you or any other place.

Mr. Jones: I do have a few more scriptures that I believe will show that we are supposed to tithe.

Judge: You have not said anything yet to convince me one little bit that people are obligated to tithe money to the local organizational institutions - churches and that you were justified in what you were doing. You have taken scripture and misapplied it to your beliefs and for your gain. But in order to be fair to you I will allow you to present more evidence.

Mr. Jones: In the book of Malachi chapter 3 starting at verse 8 it says, will a man rob God? yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, In what have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation. Bring ye all the tithes into the store-house,
that there may be food in my house, and prove me now with this, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it. So you see your Honor, we are commanded to bring the tithes into the storehouse or God will curse us.

Judge: Answer me this Mr Jones, Who was God Speaking to here?

Mr Jones: To the People of Israel

Judge: Can you please read Malachi 2: 1 Please Mr Jones

Mr Jones: Now This command is for you O
PRIEST !!

Judge: Did God stop talking to the Priest in chp. 3 Mr Jones?

Mr Jones: No your Honor!

Judge: Answer me this Mr. Jones, were you aware that God never required anyone to tithe money?

Mr. Jones: No I didn't know that.

Judge: The tithe spoken of here was always edible products never money.

Mr. Jones: well your Honor that is because they didn't have money at the time so God had them tithe food instead.

Judge: Not true, money is first mentioned in Genesis and Malachi was written hundreds of years later. God had them bring food in so that the levites, the fatherless and widows may eat and be
satisfied. The tithe was used mainly to take care of people. Also notice it says in the verse you quoted, that there may be food in my house. The food was the tithe. How do you completely overlook the word
food in those verses?

Mr. Jones: I don't know

Judge: I also want you to know that these verses speak to nation under the Old Testament law. As you may or may not know Jesus fulfilled the law, it is no longer binding. Once again you have tried to
completely take a scripture out of context and apply it to others for your benefit. Can you give me a single scripture where God changed the tithe from food to money?

Mr. Jones: I do not know of any.

Judge: So if God never changed it from food to money who did?

Mr. Jones: Man must have.

Judge: So far all you have done Mr. Jones, is take Old Testament scriptures out of context and try to apply it to believers under the New Covenant. Is this all the proof you have?

Mr. Jones: I do have a New Testament scripture that will show that Jesus told us to tithe.

Judge: Ok let me hear it.

Mr. Jones: Jesus said in Matthew 23:23 "Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you tithe mint, dill, and cumin, and have left undone the weightier matters of the law: justice, mercy, and
faith. But you ought to have done these, and not to have left the other undone. See Jesus said we should be tithing.

Judge: Let me ask you a question, who was Jesus talking to?

Mr. Jones: The scripture says the Scribes and Pharisees.
Judge: Are you a scribe or Pharisee?

Mr. Jones: Of course not.

Judge: Jesus also said in that passage, you have left undone the weightier matters of the law. Are we under the law Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones: No.

Judge: Why not?

Mr. Jones: Because Jesus fulfilled it.

Judge: When did Jesus fulfill the law?

Mr. Jones: When He was crucified.

Judge: So the law was still in effect until Jesus death?

Mr. Jones: That is correct.

Judge: I think you know where I am going with this don't you?

Mr. Jones: Yes your Honor. Since Jesus had not yet been crucified and the law was still binding the Pharisees were required to tithe because it was part of the law. Once the law ended, tithing ended also.

Judge: I want you to take a look at that verse again. Also tell me, what were they tithing?

Mr. Jones: The scripture says it was mint, dill and cumin.

Judge: Is money mentioned?

Mr. Jones: No it was not.

Judge: Once again it was edible products that they were tithing, not money. Do you have anything else you would like to say?

Mr. Jones: If people only tithed edible products like the scripture says, then how would the church survive? We have our mortgage payment, utility bills, staff salary and a host of other things that we have to pay each week. We depend on the money
from the people.

Judge: By "church" you mean your organization isn't it Mr Jones ? -The need does not justify the means. In other words, just because you have all these debts does
not give you the right to twist and manipulate scripture and cause people to give under fear of being cursed by God to meet your needs. Does It Mr Jones?
In closing, let me recap a few things for you Mr. Jones.
-The tithe was never money;
-The tithe was an Old Testament law, which is no longer binding. When it was binding the tithe was used to take care of people, not buildings.
- We are under a new covenant now. Paul instructs the Corinthian believers how they are to give. He says in second Corinthians chapter 9 verse 7, Let each man give according as he has determined in his heart; not grudgingly, or under compulsion; for God loves a cheerful giver. So each believer is supposed to give as he or she has determined in his or her heart. If they determine to Give 10% well and good, If they keep aside some every week to meet this more better. If you are trying to make people give under the threat of being cursed or any other reason even blessing, you are wrong. Someone can not give
cheerfully if they are being forced to give. If 'your church can not survive on freewill offerings maybe God is not part of your church at all. Mr Jones, Do you intentionally put your people under a Curse or a Bondage?

Mr Jones: Of Course Not !!

Judge: Can you Read in context Gal 3:10-11 For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them .... AND Gal 5:1-4 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage....


Mr. Jones: I never realized all these things, I have always been taught that we had to tithe money to the local church and that is what I have always taught. I can see now that I was completely wrong.
I did not study the scripture for myself, I only took mans word for it. Yes I'm guilty. I will not teach this error anymore.
Sentencing....... All Arise .......!!
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Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 9:51am On Apr 19, 2020
This script said it all.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Justdogood(m): 11:22am On Apr 19, 2020
They will never tell them this in their churches place of business.

What makes me mad is how these pastors quote Malachi 3 .10 at any little provocation. Jeez.
One thing I know is better fight go burst on that judgement day. When black pastors and men of GOD will be called up for judgement.
Better fight and slaps from their congregation that they have been deceiving all the way

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Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Lifebender(m): 12:55pm On Apr 19, 2020
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Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by notime1997: 1:15pm On Apr 19, 2020
Chai this is serious oooooo
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Goddyj(m): 1:31pm On Apr 19, 2020
Praise the Lord!
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Ecanenar(m): 2:20pm On Apr 19, 2020
Very explicit! � I think this should be on the front page.

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Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by manchesterboy: 3:26pm On Apr 19, 2020
Very concise and deep clarification. God help us.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by KenechukwuEdu: 5:34pm On Apr 19, 2020
We bless God the creator for this insight. And we also bless you OP for your wisdom, you must have taken the wisdom grass
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by franchuks(m): 7:43pm On Apr 27, 2020
Nice exposé... Very lucid and self explanatory.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by desiredhome: 8:03pm On Apr 27, 2020
So why didn't this write up made front page?
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by CodeTemplar: 8:04pm On Apr 27, 2020
Give unto Caesar what's his and to God what's His. Confused judge.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by MasterJayJay: 10:08am On May 10, 2020
Wow!! This is a masterpiece laslasticlala FP
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Nobody: 9:48am On May 17, 2020
I never knew this all this while
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by dprice(m): 10:40am On May 17, 2020
frontpage material
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by valves: 10:54am On May 17, 2020
This should have made front page.!
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by CyberWolf: 11:57am On May 17, 2020
Nice one but the gullible sheeple won’t listen.. Laslasticlala front page pls smiley
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by tendyjohn(m): 12:00pm On May 17, 2020
This post worth front-page.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by somehow: 10:45am On Jul 21, 2020
Front page

@Seun
@Lalas
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 11:06am On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:
This script said it all.

Good thing you said it is script, a play and an act, not Real or True.

So no problems as this is not different from the other untruthful, inciteful and blasphemous movies around.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 11:23am On Jul 21, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:


Good thing you said it is script, a play and an act, not Real or True.

So no problems as this is not different from the other untruthful, inciteful and blasphemous movies around.
You ended up saying nothing.

Facts were presented in the script. Emancipate yourself!!

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Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:

You ended up saying nothing.

Facts were presented in the script. Emancipate yourself!!

You call a make belief, acting and a pretense, Fact? Ok oh, shebi it is your own mouth!
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 12:54pm On Jul 21, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:


You call a make belief, acting and a pretense, Fact? Ok oh, shebi it is your own mouth!

Jesus told several stories. May be you should call those stories blasphemous.

Only those with high IQ can understand this post.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 1:14pm On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:


Jesus told several stories. May be you should call those stories blasphemous.

Only those with high IQ can understand this post.

I told you it was your mouth, you did not take it, now you went on to Commit the Fallabillity of the "Straw man", which is, you have Left your previous statement that this "script" is a fact, which I rebutted, to now laying a Fresh Issue that "Jesus's stories and blasphemy" which you Never Ever said at the beginning.

But, as I said before, na U dey drive your own mouth.

You can have the last word
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 1:19pm On Jul 21, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:


I told you it was your mouth, you did not take it, now you went on to Commit the Fallabillity of the "Straw man", which is, you have Left your previous statement that this "script" is a fact, which I rebutted, to now laying a Fresh Issue that "Jesus's stories and blasphemy" which you Never Ever said at the beginning.

But, as I said before, na U dey drive your own mouth.

You can have the last word
Stories can be converted to script.

Once again, this topic is beyond you.

You are only embarrassing yourself further.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 1:26pm On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:

Stories can be converted to script.

Once again, this topic is beyond you.

You are only embarrassing yourself further.

The operating word being "stories", cartoons, play-play, Not Facts or Truths as you impliedly and decietfully represented grin
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 1:36pm On Jul 21, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:


The operating word being "stories", cartoons, play-play, Not Facts or Truths as you impliedly and decietfully represented grin

A movie showed a man who poured petrol on himself, strikes a match stick and burnt to death.


If you doubt the facts represented in the movie, Please, kindly pour petrol on yourself, strike a match stick on yourself to debunk it.

If your brain doesn't understand this, then common sense has given up on you.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 1:43pm On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:


A movie showed a man who poured petrol on himself, strikes a match stick and burnt to death.


If you doubt the facts represented in the movie, Please, kindly pour petrol on yourself, strike a match stick on yourself to debunk it.

If your brain doesn't understand this, then common sense has given up on you.

A movie showing a man punching walls, flying across oceans and lifting up a submarine, can be debunked by you doing those things too. grin

If your brain doesn't understand this, then common sense has given up on you. grin
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by jmoore(m): 1:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:


A movie showing a man punching walls, flying across oceans and lifting up a submarine, can be debunked by you doing those things too. grin

If your brain doesn't understand this, then common sense has given up on you. grin

Debunk the one on this topic or hush.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Dtruthspeaker: 1:49pm On Jul 21, 2020
jmoore:


Debunk the one on this topic or hush.

grin there is nothing to debunk in a Make belief, Pretense or Play-play.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by OtemAtum: 5:06pm On Jul 21, 2020
Justdogood:
They will never tell them this in their churches place of business.

What makes me mad is how these pastors quote Malachi 3 .10 at any little provocation. Jeez.
One thing I know is better fight go burst on that judgement day. When black pastors and men of GOD will be called up for judgement.
Better fight and slaps from their congregation that they have been deceiving all the way
unfortunately there is no judgement day after death here. The only form of judgement they can get is the type featured in this drama. I'm looking forward to when Nigerian constitutions and other constitutions of the world will ban tithing(since it is not indigenous to our culture but a borrowed and abused culture of the ancient Israelites). Tithing is a big time scam.
Re: Sentenced For Asking Members For Tithes: The Drama by Kobojunkie: 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
unfortunately there is no judgement day after death here. The only form of judgement they can get is the type featured in this drama. I'm looking forward to when Nigerian constitutions and other constitutions of the world will ban tithing(since it is not indigenous to our culture but a borrowed and abused culture of the ancient Israelites). Tithing is a big time scam.
The tithing practiced in Nigeria today has nothing to do with the tithing practiced in ancient Israel though. So good luck on getting it banned and all that! undecided

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