My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes, '
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started,

Nice joke

another jobless poster on the loose!

Tehehhheeheeehe

Dyt darling,im in lurve with your siggy

Idiot

You should have asked the audience first before phoning a friend!

Baby.me yh ryt baby

;d ;d ;d

playmate:

another jobless poster on the loose!

While this is a public forum does not mean people should cast preposterous aspersions on others. I dont no where u work but am not jobless. If u must know I live in abuja and work in a multinational oil company.

yeah right.

fstranger1:


You should have asked the audience first before phoning a friend!

There was no audience it was just me and her in the room.

okay so what are we to do?

I hope neither of u walked away

afrobaby:

I hope neither of u walked away

llade:

While this is a public forum does not mean people should cast preposterous aspersions on others. I dont no where u work but am not jobless. If u must know I live in abuja and work in a multinational oil company.

Vain Vain Vain

baby.me:

Vain Vain Vain

Am not here to feather my nest but  to be modest I think livin in Abuja and working for a muitinational oil company wit a gud pay check by nigerian standards should kip me busy enof not to be idle.

Good joke,

funny!

llade:

While this is a public forum does not mean people should cast preposterous aspersions on others. I dont no where u work but am not jobless. If u must know I live in abuja and work in a multinational oil company.

I don't brag. . .
multinational oil company? as what? gateman?driver? please specify. .

playmate:

I don't brag. . .
multinational oil company? as what? gateman?driver? please specify. .

well talk

playmate:

I don't brag. . .
multinational oil company? as what? gateman?driver? please specify. .

I work with NNPC in the NNPC's corporate headquarters in Abuja if u must know, people should be humble and modest in public forums like this, cos nobody knows tomoro and the personalities of others. And am very confident and sure avin put in a gud no of years that by nigerian standards NNPC workers are quite comfortable.

llade:

I work with NNPC in the NNPC's corporate headquarters in Abuja if u must know, people should be humble and modest in public forums like this, cos nobody knows tomoro and the personalities of others. And am very confident and sure avin put in a gud no of years that by nigerian standards NNPC workers are quite comfortable.

And so? Guy, I'm disappointed in you. All these mass recruitment dumb ass.
My friend! You better wake up and face the reality of life. . . No wonder your so called "MULTINATIONAL COMPANY" remains insolvent.

llade:

I work with NNPC in the NNPC's corporate headquarters in Abuja if u must know, people should be humble and modest in public forums like this, cos nobody knows tomoro and the personalities of others. And am very confident and sure avin put in a gud no of years that by nigerian standards NNPC workers are quite comfortable.

By this your action, you are neither humble nor modest.

you should have a neighbor that is single in your vicinity then wait for her reaction

@ topic, very funny, I started laughing right from the topic

kizoic:

And so? Guy, I'm disappointed in you. All these mass recruitment dumb backside.
My friend! You better wake up and face the reality of life. . . No wonder your so called "MULTINATIONAL COMPANY" remains insolvent.

The poster don fine trouble with his OIL COMPANY subject kikiki.

llade:

There was no audience it was just me and her in the room.

This poster doesn't understands.

kizoic:

And so? Guy, I'm disappointed in you. All these mass recruitment dumb backside.
My friend! You better wake up and face the reality of life. . . No wonder your so called "MULTINATIONAL COMPANY" remains insolvent.

Sometimes I just wonder why nigerians can be so costumely and rude, dats why I dont blame some wealthy people who av apathy to the plight of necessitous nigerians. kizoic, no harm meant but if u dont av decorum and ure an ignoramus, u dont need to show it here as there so many other threads to dump ur unwholesome salvos. This thread is not where u vent ur frustration about the recent NNPC recruitment, its simple alot of people were applying so it wud av required common sense to read the general information carefully and apply when the internet traffic wud be lighter eg at nite. About insolvency, if u dont know anything about financial accounting, I advise u enrol for a basic accounting course or ask some1 knowledgeable on the subject matter. Let me tell u a simple arithmetic, if NNPC is insolvent nigeria will also be insolvent. NNPC sells and accounts for all of nigeria's crude oil, gas and condensate. This tranlates to over 90% of nigeria's exports and foreign exchange. This is distributed btw the fg, states and lgs.
If u dont know the man(minister) who mendaciouslysaid this had been relieved of his duties long ago. Please be careful as this may be my last warning to u.

llade:

Sometimes I just wonder why nigerians can be so costumely and rude, dats why I dont blame some wealthy people who av apathy to the plight of necessitous nigerians. kizoic, no harm meant but if u dont av decorum and ure an ignoramus, u dont need to show it here as there so many other threads to dump your unwholesome salvos. This thread is not where u vent your frustration about the recent NNPC recruitment, its simple alot of people were applying so it wud av required common sense to read the general information carefully and apply when the internet traffic wud be lighter eg at nite. About insolvency, if u dont know anything about financial accounting, I advise u enrol for a basic accounting course or ask some1 knowledgeable on the subject matter. Let me tell u a simple arithmetic, if NNPC is insolvent nigeria will also be insolvent. NNPC sells and accounts for all of nigeria's crude oil, gas and condensate. This tranlates to over 90% of nigeria's exports and foreign exchange. This is distributed btw the fg, states and lgs.
If u dont know the man(minister) who mendaciouslysaid this had been relieved of his duties long ago. Please be careful as this may be my last warning to u.

I've been expecting ur reply since. . . It's like u just arrived office where u'll have access to "free internet access"
For ur information, I don't have anything against ur "MULTINATIONAL" Company . . . I hope u know the meaning of a multinational company anyway, because, for me, NNPC is a NATIONAL Oil Company. I have some good friends their and for all I know, these guys are some of the very best brains in this country.
Truth may be bitter and that explains why Remi Babalola was relieved of his duty as Finance Minister (State). Remember what happened to the CBN Governor, Sanusi Lamido when he said the National Assembly is gulps a whopping 25% of our budget.

The fundamental issues here are:
1. I understand it's meant to be a joke, I mean your post and therefore its in a wrong section
2. The guy who responded before you threw in your MULTINATIONAL bulls**t doesn't mean any harm, you only took it personal. You now went too far by mentioning where you are working thereby exposing yourself and NNPC staff to unnecessary risk. Remember you said you are very comfortable in a country where more than 80% live below $1 a day.
3. You don't have to react or respond to everything you read on the internet, talk less of an interactive media like nairaland.
4. Everybody is entitled to their opinion no matter how "St*p*d" it is.

lwkmd!!!!!

poster u should have used 50-50 . . then the question should have been.

'Do you want to have intimacy?'
A. YES B.

C. D. YES, RIGHT NOW

one must go or she walk away, loosing everything without fighting.