Crofton:




Anyone should believe this trash at their own peril.

Emperormartin:

Nawao...is this true?

SafariBoy:

Lol efele ni ijebu

Samabu07:


If you have vacancy in your school and in need of a Mathematics, Further maths, chemistry or Physics teacher. Please let me know. My friend studied Chemical Engineering and lives in Kuje too. He's a teacher but out of job for a long time.

howmarket2:
guy I like that.you should have dropped something like, I ll be back for you.lol that man ll not come to work for like 3weeks.he ll be calling to ask if anybody check on him in the office.

howmarket2:
you could use a USB adapter with two or more USB ports.why not it ll connect.

yeme7:
Well mine goes like this.... I went for interview in one of the state, I was the first person to got there, after so much waiting, I saw people coming one by one we were up to like 10 in one position that's when I believe I won't get the job, to make matter worse a lady who came for the interview told me to forget about it that if could speak their Tribe I said no she said I should forget it... Then after we were called to one by one, imagine me be the first to come I was the last. To cut the story short I was called him after everything I started talking immediately I was told to stop, they told me bye bye that I should forget the job... So one thing came to my mind that I can go home just like that, so I excused one of the interviewer that I have no money to travel back to my state. � � � The man asked me how. Much I said 5k,immediately the man gave me the money.. I said bye bye na who. Wan lost

Stephenmoka4:
start your application as soon as possible, wait for the remaining ones after the lockdown

Jaqenhghar:
Meeen cant forget that one. I dont know how I totally forgot everything I was supposed to say. I sounded like one big fúcking bumbling idiot. Couldnt string sentences. There was no reason to because the questions were simple enough.... my experiences. At one point the interviewers looked at each other as if to say " na wa for this guy" . Till today I dont know how it happened. I knew I wouldnt get that job. Would have been surprised if I did

Then there was this other one I did in Lagos. I felt insulted by the people who were interviewing me. Some small boys with very inflated egos. I went for that interview more out politeness. After the 1st question I knew I didnt want to work there. I just clammed up and refused to cooperate. Stared them down and assumed my most arrogant posture. I think I even laughed at one of them sef at the question he asked me. LOL

Jide11CAC:
are you from ijebu ode?

IamgratefulLord:

I'm a female
Are you a teacher?
If yes, you can easily get a PGD in Education with NTI ( National Teachers Institute ). They have their study centres in all the states including FCT. ( It's a one year program with only Saturday lectures) But be ready to read o!! The sizes of the handouts is out of this world.
You can check their website for more details, I know that you can still get admission for 2020 session. Just check their website.

tebiere:
My first interview ever.

Interviewer : what did you study ??
Me: Fine and Applied Arts
Interviewer : so you mean to tell me you wasted money to buy Jamb form just to study Fine arts
Me: it wasn't a waste and i don't regret ever studying FAA

chukzyfcbb:
Tech Interview

Lebanese: So you I see you have networking certificates, CCNA and the rest, so what's Networking?

Me: (in my head wtf such a cheap question). Networking is the connection of two or more devices to share resources eg Internet, Printer , files

Lebanese/Indian guy : (Smiles), so I have a usb printer attached to a PC, how can another user pc make use of that same printer.

Me: (realises this one no be certificate theory jumbo). started talking rubbish....

Lebanese/Indian guy: ....But you just said networking is about sharing resources eg Printer

Me: Was cold as all the Networking Certificate now proved useless in the face of Pratical.

SafariBoy:

No sir, i heard that slang from someone.

larryking540:


Am currently not in 9ja,so I will go try their site to get update ,how's the grading system ,and how many semester/exam

howmarket2:
you could use a USB adapter with two or more USB ports.why not it ll connect.

Dmeji4444:
I am Muslim that wear beards. On that d, interviewer shifted from the major interview and started asking about Boko Haram immediately he checked my name on the CV.

questions like;

What do you know about Boko Haram?

How do you feel if you hear the news about the members of the sect being killed?

I smiled, picked my CV from his desk then walked out.

Joshater:

.maybe you were tensed up...

pocohantas:


Yes I was. They were asking me so many questions at the same time. I got the job though.

IamgratefulLord:
Hmmmm....
I went for an interview as a tecaher in a very big school in Gwarinpa, Abuja. (Expensive)
I live in kuje, on the day of the interview I left my house by 6am in the morning and got to the school at about 7.30am. The interview was for 8 a.m. Na so the proprietress come tell me to write application letter, write another letter about how I encountered Jesus, write a lesson note on Computer softwares ( System and application softwares) , then do teaching practice. After that na so the madam come interview me. I was there till 5pm.
I passed the exams, did well with the lesson notes, and also the oral interview.
Time to tell me my salary, the madam said that she would pay me 40k. My ears went deaf for about 2 minutes, I kept saying sorry... Sorry... Sorry... As if I didn't understand what she said.
I told her thank you and left.
When I got home I said to myself, f*ck it.
40k? Most Private school owners are wicked, they collect millions as school fees and pay their staff peanuts. I have a Bsc degree.
I also have a PGD in Education and a TRCN certificate and I also have a passion to teach.
I called my mum and told her I wanted to start my own school in kuje, my mum surprised me and sent me a huge sum of money to start my school. It was like film trick.
Today to the glory of God I have my own school. I bless God I didn't accept that offer.
Sometimes you just have to push yourself to achieve your dream.
I treat my staff well too.

Randy100:
I went to job interview. I wanted to look different from others. I wore native attire with the traditional cap. The way those idiots conducting the interview blasted me made me angry even up till now.

Ramos16:


I had the same experience as your first story, it was KPMG, I had smashed all the test and it was just face to face interview, it went terribly, I was so nervous I thought I was going to faint. Surprisingly enough, they gave my second thoughts, while others were receiving acceptance or rejection emails, I did not see mine till much later. It was the worst experience ever. But the interviewers were nice.

They started asking me questions about my home to calm me down. It was humiliating, but I wish they understood that the only reason I got nervous was because of how much importance I put into getting into the company.

But I am actually really happy they did not give me a chance, else I won't be here today, I know what I have achieved now I would not have achieved in 20 years in KPMG

nickvanilla:


So on the average, how much are you paying your staff?

IamgratefulLord:

Do you live abroad permanently? If yes, you can get your PGD in Education over there.
But.... If you live in Nigeria, just visit their website to get a first hand information.
Just two semesters. For the grading system. ( No grades!! Just pass or Fail. But for you to get a pass in each of the courses, you must have 50% score in the subject.
49.99% is fail. There are carry-overs for this program, that's why I emphasized on reading and studying.

larryking540:


I really don't know the prices here,but I will check ,I understand my 9ja system better ,I just want to prepare ahead ,