Ishilove:

Mscheeeeeeeew

It seems I am being insensitive . I can't really imagine being emotionally attached to a hen. Sowwy

firestar:
Ishilove, please Sis...
Canines and poultry don’t mix.
It’s either one or the other.

I should know from experience...

Take heart, Love.

DriggityDre:


You sef. How you go leave chicken and dog to move freely. You should have restricted one. This na real life o, no be Tom and Jerry.

Wait o! You sure say no be divine arrangement make you enjoy your Sunday.
Kuku make jollof rice. Fry the remaining chicken. Down with coke/cold water. Perfect Sunday meal
Share with the dog o.



_{It seems I am being insensitive . I can't really imagine being emotionally attached to a hen. Sowwy}

Ishilove:

When you feed a creature several times a day to the extent the creature becomes excited whenever she sees you, it is inevitable you develop some kind of attachment to that creature.

Ishilove:

Thanks dear. I don't know what to do with her carcass. It's still upside down in a bucket outside

Twoclans:


Like seriously Matilda is gone just like that

Awwwwwww sorry darlyn You need to show gift who the boss is before he turns to a monster.

firestar:


Bury it.

merahki:


But he already is a monster (forgive me Ishilove for that, I read the whole thread... please be careful)
If you love one four legged creature, you can love another. Get one, two or three baby goats and rear them. Don’t get hurt.
Sorry about your chicken.

merahki:



Please do not bury it. Obviously you can’t eat it, however give it a struggling family around you...they should cut off its head and eat the body (after cooking it that is ).
Someone would bless you and your chicken won’t have lived for nothing. It would nourish many bellies hopefully.

Goalnaldo:
hope you don put the chicken for iyawo nylon bag

firestar:
....

Heh.

merahki:




I see you guys’ points
But people are hungry oo, and may soon start eating house rats. May God send healing to this world.

firestar:


I have a viscous dog too.
She kills everything:

Chickens.
Snakes.
Guinea fowls.
Crabs.
Rodents....

And litter everywhere with carcasses...

I’d rather go with a clear conscience giving someone else what I can consume rather than giving out something strangled and dead on arrival.

That’s it.

Ishilove: I need to purge myself of negative vibes that comes with interacting with certain human beings.

DriggityDre:

Ah. Just take some water and calm down.
Breathe in, breathe out.

Ishilove:

Thanks dear. Nothing like a night of good sleep to put things into perspective

kingyang:


lesbian dog? Okay, continue

We use to have two mixed breed male dogs who are gays and usually Bleep each other’s ass especially during the midnight when everyone is asleep. We all knew but the day my dad saw them, he sold them the next day.

emmy512:

I'm having same issue with my bull, he should be 8 or 9 months old now. Ever since he was 3 months bathing him has always been stress, he chews his wooden cage that we had to make a very strong iron cage for him. He's been too aggressive and I don't know what to do again, i just let him be in the cage, and feed him there. As he doesn't get out of the cage due to stubbornness he's nails are now sharp that before he baths he must have given marks all over my hand n legs. Sometimes he succeeds to slip out of my hand and first thing he does is to go fight with the quiet Rottweiler that's on chain or Scooby the bull mastiff. I just fear that one day even at his tender age he'll beat the hell out of his seniors. The other dogs are over 3 years.

cRobo:
and I was thinking about getting a Rottweiler also, but after reading every single comment here I am no longer getting a dog

may be a pussy (cat) will be better

smiliyB:
Use better cane on him next time if he misbehaves....spare the rod and spoil the dog

DICKstractor:
You better make hot pepper soup out of that dog before the dog makes itself, your owner
.
. Don't forget to eat the balls urself because it had the balls to challenge you in your house
.
.
Cold stone origin is preferable in washing it down the throat

Ishilove:

Yeah, seriously

MansoryMX:


Wait! Did did you just quote spare the rod and spoil the dog?

Ishilove:
Gift has killed Matilda. I just caught him eating her head.

My chest

MansoryMX:


Lmfao. You were warned. Next na your head him dey come for. You better sell that dog

Ishilove:

Mscheeeeeeeew

If I talk now I fit chop ban till 2023, last time I checked you are still a nairaland mod

merahki:


But he already is a monster (forgive me Ishilove for that, I read the whole thread... please be careful)
If you love one four legged creature, you can love another. Get one, two or three baby goats and rear them. Don’t get hurt.
Sorry about your chicken.

Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

Ishilove:

Heh. He has graduated from trying to eat her to now protecting her. I think he sees her as part of his territory.

Ishilove:

Transitioning from adolescent to adult? He is an adult.

At least that is what his big, dangling balls suggest...

Ishilove:

You're not the owner. Would it have bitten the owner?