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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 7:42pm On Jul 24
Elvictor:


men of valour marry two to three wives and still have side chicks, ask King Solomon *shines teeth*
Op so u say ooo... King solomon was using govt money to maintain all those wivies plus the side chicks during his reign... No worry i go arrange get away apartment for u in case the heat too much.. I'm my broda keeper
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Momoh7(m): 10:30pm On Jul 24
e no too matter sha push am to my email abeg,your tori too sweet� amomoh423@gmail.com
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by gbosque10(m): 12:25am On Jul 25
I dey feel you. More ink to your keypad cheesy
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 2:33pm On Jul 25
Lakesc:
Op so u say ooo... King solomon was using govt money to maintain all those wivies plus the side chicks during his reign... No worry i go arrange get away apartment for u in case the heat too much.. I'm my broda keeper

King Solo no be 9ja politician na, if em be one em go be Amaechi, man wey sabi..

no need, in the house of many wives pleasure abound *shines teeth*
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 2:34pm On Jul 25
Momoh7:
e no too matter sha
push am to my email abeg,your tori too sweet�
amomoh423@gmail.com

em never dey available for pdf, big boss *shines teeth* the economy no favour local boys like us
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 2:34pm On Jul 25
gbosque10:
I dey feel you. More ink to your keypad cheesy

burst my head, amen.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 2:35pm On Jul 25
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 73




Benita was shaking like person wey them catch with meat that she stole from her mama soup pot, my heart beats changed beating oh..
I turned and saw Ugochukwu standing with his hands in his pockets.

Ugochukwu: *laughing* hahahaha *clapping his hands* ewooohh! see the way ona act like criminals wey them don catch.

Benita: thank God. *she make a U-turn and tuwama*

Me: you don shisha your brain for the club you go bah?

Ugochukwu: my girlfriend no gree my go the club last night.

Me: how she take know say you wan go clubbing?

Ugochukwu: *he shake his head* you don forget who Shantel be?

We went inside the house discussing, we took the staircase and just then my phone rang.
I brought it out and the caller was Anderson my caretaker.
I picked it...

Me: hello...

Anderson: honourable talk and do one of Port-Harcourt!

Me: if you dey call me to beg me money, sorry the ATM machine that you are about to withdraw is unable to dispense cash.

Anderson: ahh! ahhh! Oga landlord no be so na, today na Felicia traditional marriage oh.

Me: ooh! oohh!! Make she no vex na, I don even forget.

Anderson: we dey wait for you, for yard so that all of us go follow go. We don already rent bus.

Me: okay, I dey come.

Ugochukwu looked at me.

Ugochukwu: you wan go?

Me: yes na, na the yard tradition. You go come?

Ugochukwu: for sure na, wetin I wan come dey do for this empty house.

Me: you for go visit Shantel na, make ona do small.

Ugochukwu: do which small? that girl no gree make I even see color of her pa-nt sef, if you see wetin she wear last night ehnn.. Make I no even tell you.

Me: marry her and see.

Ugochukwu: what of Cynthia and more future fine chicks nkor?

Me: I don forget say you no get future after fine chicks.

Ugochukwu: make thunder shift your amu.

Me: I wish you the same.

We got to the landing and stepped out of the staircase together, I went inside my room while he went inside his own.
I took my bath and came out, thank God I came with my chiefo. I wore my uzor expensive title attire.
With my expensive walking stick and my first edition Italian shoe. Nodey look me like that, somebody cannot lie again.

I wore my uzor title cap and stepped out of the room, Ugochukwu dress to win wives also like me.
As we came down the maids were just giving us signs and wonders, some are even drooling, one even faint.. Nothing like that oh! They were admiring handsome men sha..

The securities were wishing us to be gays the way they were blown away by our out-fit and my handsome look, make Ugochukwu go collect em praise from Shantel.
We entered the car and Ugochukwu mounted the wheel.

We gunned down the road, his phone started ringing while we are on the expressway. He connected it to the car's speaker and raised the side glasses up.

Ugochukwu: hello, my baby na Sha sha.

Shantel voice: good morning, my love.

Ugochukwu: I just commot from your house and you don dey miss me.

Shantel voice: *giggle* ehnn.. Where you dey go?

Ugochukwu: to meet my friend for governor house.

Shantel voice: I see danger.

Ugochukwu: you too dey see danger, I go come your house for evening.

Shantel: swear?

Ugochukwu: I cross my heart, I go come with gift sef.

Shantel: okay oh, I love you.

Ugochukwu: I love you more.

Shantel: I love you morer.

Ugochukwu: I love more more more.

Me: em don do! *I shout and hiss*

Shantel: is that my boss voice?

Ugochukwu ended the call and started whistling, I wonder which kind mumu love them dey play for highway.

Ugochukwu: *singing* jealousy jealousy! some people no get girlfriend..

Me: hope say I no follow oh.

Ugochukwu: na you talk am oh! no be me talk am oh!!

I hissed and switched on the car's radio, WAZOBIA people started their own madness. I no wan even hear wetin them dey talk, as Ugochukwu diverted the car from the major road.

And took the jump up and down road that led to my yard, na first plan as Honourable be that sef. To fix the road, the road to enter my yard was blocked by a car and a man fixing it.

Ugochukwu horned at the man and he pretended that his deaf or deformed, Ugochukwu peep.

Ugochukwu: idiot mumu! you no go carry that scrap for head commot from road *he shout at the man*

TBC...

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25
Hope is not another assassin waiting there for them... Thanks for the update op
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Momoh7(m): 5:07pm On Jul 25
Elvictor:


em never dey available for pdf, big boss *shines teeth* the economy no favour local boys like us
Abeg dey upload steady steady,and also mention me next time you post
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Healman(m): 5:22pm On Jul 25
hmm.. i dey smell trap o! Hope no be another assassin.
sha lemme fold my hands and be looking
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Dilijoe(m): 6:03pm On Jul 25
Man your too much keep it up
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:25pm On Jul 25
Lakesc:
Hope is not another assassin waiting there for them... Thanks for the update op

you don start to see vision *shines teeth* you are welcome sir

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:26pm On Jul 25
Momoh7:
Abeg dey upload steady steady,and also mention me next time you post
sure na, if u comment I go quote u *shines teeth*
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:26pm On Jul 25
Healman:
hmm.. i dey smell trap o! Hope no be another assassin.

sha lemme fold my hands and be looking

make i join u fold hands? *shines teeth*

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:27pm On Jul 25
Dilijoe:
Man your too much keep it up
baba, thank you
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 3:10pm On Jul 26
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck fakers.



Episode 74





The man was unmoved, he continued doing whatever he was doing with his car bonnet.
I feel like flying out of the car and lift him up and then slam him in the nearby bush.
But the road go just stain my expensive shoe, I wonder which kind blindness dey worry government wey them nodey see say the road na mud and pot-holes.


Ugochukwu: you no hear ehnn... Iffa come down here, oohh! You get luck say I no wan stain myself.

Me: why you come dey shout, leave the man hand jare, if you nofit do anything.

Ugochukwu: *he turn to me* borrow me your clothe so that I go do something.

I wanted to answer him when my phone started ringing in my pocket, I pulled it out and thank God it was Alex. They would be waiting for me in the yard already, I swiped the receiver.

Alex's voice: honourable talk and do, you nodey come again?

Me: I dey road dey wait for ona, make ona come out so that we go follow go.

Alex's voice: we dey on our way.

He ended the call and Ugochukwu started another round of noise making.

Ugochukwu: we dey for road or them don block us from entering.

Me: so you want make I tell am wetin your mumu brain just message your mouth now?

He hissed and we both faced the widescreen 'cause voices were heard from that direction, Anderson and some other guys were surrounding the man.
Anderson one other guy lifted the man up and threw him in the nearby bush.

While the others pushed the car out of the way, is like the man wan just fine trouble and em no get any other way to look for am.
Cynthia sighted us and came to our car side with her friend Veronica, that girl just dey fine everyday. And am single oh, I unlocked the car door to get down.

Ugochukwu: where you dey go?

Me: I wan come down na.

Ugochukwu: stain go enter your body.

Me: na heaven we dey go?

I came down and opened my arms wide for a hug, Cynthia be wan enter I eyed her to adjust for the rightful owner.
Veronica came into my arms, her soft manchester crushing on my chest. She wore one exotic gown that exposed all her curves.

Me: baby, you no try oh.you just left without even thinking to tell your sweetheart.

Veronica: am sorry oh, I travelled na em make. I missed you, you are looking prince charming.

Me: you are looking princess for the prince charming.

Cynthia got into the front seat, thank God.
I no want disturbance for the back seat, naso Anderson rush come.

Ugochukwu: ona nodey come again?

Anderson: honourable talk and do, I wan join ona.

Me: no problem, enter front.

Ugochukwu: where em go enter for front.

I opened the back door and entered then asked Veronica to enter, she entered and Anderson wan follow.
I quickly closed the door.

Me: pass round.

He walked round entered, Ugochukwu ignited the engine and we drove off gisting.
I even kissed Veronica on the way, that girl lips sweet gan. Maybe I have find my missing ribs, and her family are not poor chai.

We sped pass the two buses carrying my tenants and entered the express way, as we drove out of the urban City to the remote Local Government Area to head to Bayelsa.

A car chased us down, the speed it was after us got me notice even in the midst of the romance.

Me: who be that mad person wey dey come from back to meet us?

Ugochukwu: *check the rear* make I slow down, so that em go fine who and them go get the accident em dey fine oh.

Me: slow which down? abeg park for one place till this mad people pass oh!

Anderson: you sure say them no be thief?

The car came closer and the person with the driver in the front seat pulled out a gun from the car's door side. He pointed the gun towards us and started shooting.

Cynthia: Jesus!! move move!!

Ugochukwu moved the car sharply making the slowed tyres to screech on the tarred road.
Another gun shot came again from behind. Veronica screamed with Cynthia, just then a loud sound was heard.

One of our back tyres have been shot open, we couldn't keep the speed and there was trailer coming from were we are headed.
Ugochukwu swerved the car away from the road and we ran into something.
And I lost consciousness immediately.

TBC..
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by gbosque10(m): 3:53pm On Jul 26
Honorable talk and do you sef suppose don get ur assasin squard na cheesy grin
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by arfezces: 7:38pm On Jul 26
Serve you right, sebi Shantel don see danger but you no go listen... This honourable talk do self...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 10:39am On Jul 27
arfezces:
Serve you right, sebi Shantel don see danger but you no go listen... This honourable talk do self...

wetin local man sabi?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 10:40am On Jul 27
arfezces:
Serve you right, sebi Shantel don see danger but you no go listen... This honourable talk do self...

he is Eminem... not afraid, lwkmd... *shines teeth*
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 10:41am On Jul 27
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.





Episode 75



Slowly slowly I opened my eyes and adjusted my sight as my eyes got used to the daylight.
I moved my head side ways and saw a man's legs be side me. A gun on his right hand a bag on the other hand, I think the bag that was used in covering us.

I looked around the environment and I saw trees with grasses. We were surrounded by four gun men, I tried moving my hands and legs but they were unable to move.
I lowered my sight and I saw my hands roped together, I looked at my legs and it was also tied.

I moved my head backward and my head hit strong skull, the pains shoot from my ogor to my brain.

Ugochukwu's voice: aaahhhh! Guy wetin be your own?

Me: na you dey there.

Ugochukwu's voice: umh.. umh.. na my ghost, move your head small small. Them tie us together.

Me: your head strong oh! *I try rubbing that place, no way*

Ugochukwu's voice: you get bad luck oh! I no know why I even follow you.

Me: where we dey?

Ugochukwu's voice: ask our gun friend na.

I looked up the sky and the trees joint together was preventing the sun to roast us alive, I started hearing distance foot-falls on dried leaves.
A tree branch was shifted and a man stepped forward, beaming with three more armed men following from behind.

Me: this handsome man again! you just dey show your ugly face for my life like MTN.

Okoye: good job boys.

Ugochukwu's voice: *whispering* na my chairman be that.

Me: na him na.

Ugochukwu's voice: *whispering* tell am say I talk hi.

Me: why you dey whisper, increase your voice volume.. I no be your messenger.

Okoye: how ona dey enjoy ona new home?

Me: this old man, why you nodey accept defeat.

Okoye: *laughing* hahaha! you be still small pikin, I wonder how you take defeat a whole chairman of my level for party primaries.

Me: the society don tire for old men, just join the retirees biko.. *I hiss*

One of the busy body holding gun stepped forward and landed a very hot slap on my face, towasshhii!

Me: aaahhh! Thou blood of Je...su...s

Gun man1: na my chairman you dey para anyhow for?

Gun man2: leave am, the manchi body never tell am where em dey.

Okoye: I for don waste ona two, your friend still dey alive?

Me: Ugo...

Ugochukwu: *whispering* I dey sleep, make ona leave me out of ona battle.

Me: waste us na, I don ready to die.

Ugochukwu: *whispering* guy, talk for yourself only abeg.

Okoye: boys make sure say them dey alive, I want make them witness the day them go swear me in.

Voices: no wam Chairmo, them be small matter, we go tidy am for you.

Okoye: welcome to your new home, after the general election ona fit lie down for bed.

I for pick stone, stone am for that em bald head wey dey shine like follow come mirror. That slap really shift my teeth, make that guy no ever try mastur*bation or all the skin around em di-ck go just peel finish.

Ugochukwu: *whispering* em don go?

Me: you no know?

Ugochukwu: *raise his voice* I for ask you! no be the other side I dey face.

We kept quiet when the gun men started talking with themselves with low voice, two amongst the gun men left the others.
My stomach started making rumbling sounds, the worms in my stomach started tormenting me.

Ugochukwu's voice: hungry dey catch you.

Me: yes na.

Ugochukwu's voice: me too.

Me: *I shout* I wan eat!

Ugochukwu's voice: I wan chop!! *shouting*

Me: *I scream* I wan eat!!

Ugochukwu's voice: *screaming louder* I wan chop.

One of the gun men pointed a gun at us.

Gunman2: make ona shut up! Or I go just shoot ona.

We kept quiet as the man with gun and his burnt face with triangular tribal marks due to fifty-five years criminal activity went back to his gang.
After two minutes I started again.

Me: *I scream louder* I wan chop!!

Ugochukwu's voice: *shouting* I wan eat!!

Two gun shots was released 'gboor gboor'

TBC..

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 3:37pm On Jul 27
Op, u too much. Thanks for the update....
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Healman(m): 9:12pm On Jul 27
Aswear, this guy dey annoy me sometimes. How u wan comot for here laidis?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:24pm On Jul 27
Lakesc:
Op, u too much. Thanks for the update....

you are welcome, bro.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:26pm On Jul 27
Healman:
Aswear, this guy dey annoy me sometimes. How u wan comot for here laidis?

left for you, na cane dey hungry you to flog am oh! *shines teeth*

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Timantech(m): 9:08am On Jul 28
Felvic what happened to your website na
Lovely and intriguing story
I want to be like landlord when I grow old
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:13am On Jul 28
Timantech:
Felvic what happened to your website na Lovely and intriguing story I want to be like landlord when I grow old

I don change blog, check my signature you go see am.. I no want nairaland ban
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:13am On Jul 28
Timantech:
Felvic what happened to your website na Lovely and intriguing story I want to be like landlord when I grow old
lol.. don't wish yet oh *shines teeth*
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:15am On Jul 28
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu-ck Fakers.



Episode 76



The foolish guy shot in the air twice and snarled at us, he walked towards us pointing the gun at me. This one no know say I nodey fear gun again.

Gun man1: iffa hear pim from ona two again, I no go think twice blow ona head off.

Gun man2: I no know why chairman say make we no blow all these machi head sef.

He put down the gun and returned to were others were sitting on the grass, they were smoking and drinking.

Ugochukwu's voice: *whisper to me* you still dey alive?

Me: *I whisper back* yes, for now.

Ugochukwu voice's: *whisper to me* my father die at eighty years, I never even reach half.

Me: *whisper back* wetin concern me?

Another gun man that followed Mr. Okoye came back with a bag, they discussed with low voices.

Ugochukwu's voice: *whisper to me* them wan poison us.

Me: *I whisper back* em no better pass to die with empty stomach.

Ugochukwu's voice: *whisper to me* too young to die.

Me: *I whisper back* na me don too old to die.

He came towards us with the bag he was carrying, he dropped it on the ground and squat.
Brought out two take-aways from it and two bottles of drink, he tossed the bag away.

Dropped one take-away on my laps and walked over to Ugochukwu who was tied behind me.
The one holding the food called one that was smoking on a tree 'Aboki' to come over, I just dey hear Aboki upadan. Hope say we nodey Boko Haram camp oh, because all their names na Aboki.

Gun man 1: feed that one?

Aboki: okay.

He took the take-away from my laps and removed the band, then opened it. It was lap of chicken and fried rice inside it.

Me: you wan feed me?

Ugochukwu's voice: I still dey wonder.

Aboki: open your mouth.

Me: ona don cut our hands? Abeg.. Untie only our hands make we use am eat na.

Gun man1: you wan show yourself bah? You no go chop?

Ugochukwu's voice: if we nodey use our hand chop. Forget about the food, I no wan chop..

Aboki: open your mouth!!

Me: shey if we no eat, we go die. All ona suffer go be waste, ona boss no go settle ona.

Their two were quiet for awhile, they later changed their mind and untied us.
See the way me and my nigga rush the food ehnn.. The place was getting dark.
We ate like say we no go see food again, immediately I finished the rice I gulped down the bottle of drink and started feeling dizzy.

Me: sleep dey catch.

Ugochukwu's voice: is like

Everything became blur and started fading, my eyelids shut down on their own.
I opened my eyes again, and my mouth started having that morning flavour, like say you never brush mouth.

Ugochukwu's voice: you don wake?

Me: yes, na morning be this oh *hawks were making noise from a distance*

Ugochukwu's voice: make we escape from here na.

Me: somebody dey come.

Ugochukwu's voice: who be that?

Me: no worry yourself.

One of the gun man came to were they tied us to each other, and stared at us for a long time.
He didn't say a word, I looked around and didn't see any of them.

Two more joined him with their guns.

Me: I wan shit.

Ugochukwu's voice: I wan piss.

Me: *I scream* I wan shit na!!

Ugochukwu's voice: *he scream* wetin na! person go piss for nicker.

The one that shot the gun in the air yesterday, shot twice again. If na only this guy them for don kill us since.

Gun man2: I no wan hear pim again, if shit dey catch you. Hold am till the general election finish.

The three of them started laughing, I started hearing heavy foot-falls smashing on dead leaves and fallen sticks from a distance.
The foot-falls came closer and another gun man with gun appeared before us, sweating and panting heavily.

Gun man4: government don mount everywhere.

I smile.

TBC...

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Ayanfe29(f): 9:25am On Jul 28
Honourable talk and do, enjoy the governor's support and protection while it lasts. If hin catch you with hin wife! Kasala go burst o
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Timantech(m): 12:19pm On Jul 28
I no see this story for there and I love the other blog than these.

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