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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Rainer8(m): 8:53am On Oct 20
Slimdreywhizz1:
i think you have skip some part of the story

Really? I don't think so.. bt if I have, could you explain what really happened..
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by unitysheart(m): 10:43am On Oct 20
Rainer8:


Really? I don't think so.. bt if I have, could you explain what really happened..

He met profit in a mall. The daughter identified honorable and insisted he’s her dad.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:38am On Oct 20
OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 159



I looked at them and wonder why they were laughing seriously after offending me, I looked at Profit and she had her palm covering her mouth while Sassy was busy laughing too, my two kids were looking at me with puppy eyes expecting what I should do.

I just fumed and sat down on the sofa looking at both of them who quickly stopped laughing and ran to sit by my sides, Profit started rubbing my left hand while Sassy rested her head on my arm soothing the boiling anger in me.

Profit: am sorry, you left with both kids without caring if they have eaten or not and returned them this evening, what kind of father are you?

Sassy: am sorry too, you shouldn't have left when your future wives *my head explode for the future wives* are quarreling, you should be a man and handle issues.

Johannah: am hungry, mommy.

Baby: am very hungry.

Profit: you see.

Sassy: both of you come gat something special for you girls.

Naso of them waka go dinning me just carry myself go my room, when did Profit and Sassy became friends that they planned coup against me, I was totally confused with what just happened earlier.
I wore short without shirt and laid on the bed to rest and think about my final decision.

I made up my mind to pretend that am sick instead of been forced to marry two of them or decide to take one of them as wife and another enemy added to Dolce and Gabanna that have done enough harm already, I slept off.

A knock woke me from my sleep and the voice that I recognized to be Profit asked if she should come in, I purposely didn't want to reply so that my sickness go legit.

Profit: hey, am gonna come in if you are not going to open up.

She pushed the door opened and saw me lying under the duvet eyes wide open, she looked remorseful and came over to my side on the bed and sat.

Profit: are you still upset about what we did?

Me: am... head hurts.

She was alarmed and she started touching all over my body, checking my eyes as if say I tell am say am blind she then moved from that one to feel my pulse.

Profit: you are perfectly fine, what kind of headache is that?

Me: slap headache.

Profit: *she laugh, very beautiful laughter* Vic, stop it okay. We already apologize, am a doctor before I took over my dad's companies nothing is wrong with you.

Me: yenyenyen na you go tell me if I get headache or not, my head hurts.

Profit: what are you afraid of?

Me: both of you, if I choose Sassy over you how will you feel?

Profit: I thought you wanted to marry both of us for party or so.

My eyes bulged in their sockets threatening to escape, she started laughing again wondering how Sassy was able to influence Profit who doesn't like talking too much to be talking anyhow.

Me: did you smoke with Sassy, you seem overly active and otherwise?

Profit: I am happy about everything you know, am perfectly fine with whatever decision you make. Come down for dinner.

She kissed my forehead and got up from the bed then walked to the door, her yansh rumbled beneath the beautiful bumshort mehnn.. That a-ss no be here sha..
I dressed up and came down to see the whole family around the table chatting happily, Baby quickly rushed over to me.

I carried her up and gave her a smack kiss on her both cheeks, I really felt bad concerning her mother sudden death.

Baby: daddy, I thought you said my mommy is flying, how come I have two mommy?

My brain sparked I looked at Profit and Sassy who were both busy eating, these two people intend to make my life enduring hell and the better I pick one of them to end every misfortune the better for me.

Me: yes, they are your mommies and you have plenty mommies, I will show you another mommy tomorrow.

Her eyes nearly left her sockets as her little fragile body shivered in panic in my arms.

Baby: you want to marry more wives?

Me: Baby, no.. Go and eat.

Baby: okay, daddy.

I sat down and ate then watched my little family talked and had fun while eating, I think Sassy and Profit are both pretending about the rivalry betwixt their two for the kids or did a miracle happen while I was away, all these kitten people are at it again.

I told Sassy I wanted to see her after we are done eating, we went up to the balcony just both of us.
I was just reciting what I wanted to say to her before we got to the balcony, I closed my eyes not to see her face and remember the promise I gave to her daddy.

Me: I am sorry Sassy, you are beautiful and kind but I can't marry you. *with one breathe oh*

I still closed my eyes expecting slap from either side of the cheeks because all these America people can slap even when them wan tell you I love you, after closing my eyes for sometime and the slap didn't come I opened one eye first dey look wetin happen.
I saw her smiling and grinning with her beautiful teeth.

Sassy: why are you scared, you are a man? I ain't gonna break your balls.

Me: balls? *I locate my hands to that area*

Sassy: you such a clown, I have nothing against your choice but still if Profit mess up with you gonna snatch you right away from her.

Me: *I smile* thank you, Sassy.

Sassy: come here give me a hug.

I gave her a hug and immediately we disengage she left, I think she is beginning to get emotional I really feel bad for her concerning the bond she might have formed with Baby and the hope of marrying me when she comes to Nigeria is all gone.

I held the banister and looked at the city from the view of my balcony, someone hugged me from behind and her soft bre*asts pressed on my back.

Profit: thank you, Vic.

TBC...

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:41am On Oct 20
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: fu*ck Fakers




Episode 160




I turned and wrapped my arms around her while she buried her head in my chest, we stayed like that for some minutes before I spoke.

Me: thank you so much, P. *she release herself*

Profit: why are you thanking me?

Me: for training our daughter and not making her hate her father who left you for years without come looking for both of you.

Profit: as long as you are here the past doesn't matter, the future is all I see.

She looked serious and her eyes dance with alluring light, her lips were so enticing that I couldn't restrain myself from lowering my own lips on it and sliding my tongue inside her mouth.
Her hands curled around my neck while she ran her palm on my face, I shifted the nightie she wore to expose the flesh on her arm and then moved to her waist.

We kissed for some time before I ended the kiss and watched her looked daze, I ran my fingers around her face and she released the breathe caught in her throat. She smiled at me and my heart was warmth.

Me: how come you never got married, your dad is so rich and influential.

Profit: my dad wanted me to abort the child but I refused, we really had a fight when I was with the pregnancy so I had to return back to State with the help of my mom. never came to Nigeria till Johannah was of age

Me: but you are managing his companies?

Profit: he had no choice because am his only child after he lost his only son to plane clash, he begged me to return back to Nigeria.

Me: why didn't you get marry then? because you are beautiful and also famous too.

Profit: does that guarantee peaceful marriage and happy ever after? I decided to look for you for two years before considering other options.

Me: how come Johannah recognize me and I didn't?

Profit: I couldn't forget that night so I just created another image of you from the one of that night and it actually related, so how come you didn't remember you disvirgin someone that night?

I was shocked so Profit was actually a virgin before I enter there or she just dey pepper them oh!

Me: I was drunk that night and didn't even know how I got back to lodge, I woke up the next day to take my bath and saw blood stains on my di-ck. I was just shouting menstruation upadan that day I even went to the hospital to check sef.

She and I laughed at my stupidity before we kept quiet and stood closely watching the city nightlife from the balcony, we stayed there late before I finally decided to sleep but Profit wanted to spend more time with me.

I asked her to come and sleep in my room that night, I was surprised she agreed and we walked down to my room supporting each other.
I got ready for bed and joined her, she lay my body while I wrapped my arm around her.
Me wey nodey use sleep joke don enter gear one, I felt her leg rubbing my own.

Profit: are you awake?

Me: umhh...

Her hands searched for my bulge under the duvet and felt it, she was doing things to arouse me but sleep no gree that one sweet pass se-x whenever I don tire for life.

I woke up the next day only to be the only person on the bed wondering where Profit has disappeared to, a knock landed on my door and Sassy appeared.

Sassy: hey, you up already?

Me: yes, am sorry about last night.

Sassy: gosh, forget about it already, am here to tell you am leaving for the state this morning.

I was shocked and felt bad knowing I have actually broke her heart, wish I can make her happy but happiness isn't find in the land of trouble because marrying Profit and Sassy as wives can replay world war 2 in person pikin house.

Me: if that will make you happy, am fine with it.

Sassy: yeah, thanks.

She gave me a defeated smile and she opened the door to step out, I hurriedly went inside the bathroom to take my bath and brush my mouth. With towels around my waist Baby opened the door and rushed in with her uniform and Johannah following.
She ran on top my bed and started jumping on it with her sandals, always disturbing my life every school day.

Baby: daddy! am happy!!

Johannah: you will stain the bedsheet.

Me: J, where is your mom?

Baby: she is preparing for work, daddy. and I am preparing for school.

Me: both of you come and give daddy a hug.

Both of them came to me and I embraced my two spe-rm that have seen years under the sun, Mary my room cleaner informed me their time to clean the room, I had to ask the kids to follow their nanny and go jare.

Before I dressed up for work and came down Sassy and Profit were the only one at home, the kids must have left for school.
Sassy picked up her things and I offered to drive her but she rejected it, and left me no choice but to ask my driver and security aides to escort her.

Me: have been looking for you, P.

She didn't answer instead she got up and tried to leave, I had to forcefully hug her because that lady can be ignoring people anyhow whenever she is in her avatar stage.

Me: why are you angry with me?

Profit: I will be late to work, Vic.

Me: I will drive you.

I kissed her cheek before letting her go, I stormed the dinning because my stomach empty family wahala no allow local man eat at all. Profit came down when I was done with breakfast looking stunning with her official out-fit, nobody wey go get this mad shape no go model I swear.

I held her hand and we both stepped out of the house like boss and boss lady, my gardener and domestic workers were admiring the federal couples in the city.
We got into the car and ignited the engine.

Me: am a terrible sleeper, you can even kidnap me while sleeping, no vex about last night.

Profit: that isn't how to be remorseful, I was thinking...

Me: wetin you dey think? read the bible more often especially moral book written by Solomon.

Profit: oh God, what a civilized man.

Me: I am good in bed, I have lay several people that can't let me go.

She turned and her face hardened in disgust, she didn't like what I said about my lay capacity.
I think say she go like get husband wey get P.HD for bedroom matters but now she nodey happy again, why virginia people and confusion be like five and six?

TBC..

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by mokoh(m): 11:58am On Oct 20
Thanks for the update but don’t forget to tell the govt #endsars
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Slimdreywhizz1(m): 12:25pm On Oct 20
Rainer8:


Really? I don't think so.. bt if I have, could you explain what really happened..
The sex they had on honorable graduation night..bt he was so drunk that he couldn't remember what happened that night
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 1:20pm On Oct 20
Its good both women are mature and respected the decision arrived at by Vic. Still felt pity for Sassy though. Nice update Sir....
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by OPC90(m): 6:16pm On Oct 20
Dear at first I was discouraged to continue reading your posts but later I got interested with it and fell in love with you write-up




It was making sense until I got to the political aspect of it... Then so many questions came up


Which country did you participated in your story?
I guess not Nigeria...
Which Honorable member drives himself
Go to club,
Bar,
Beach and eateries without security agents?
No convoy and without being married


You won and still lives in a public yard and that makes me marvel...
Who gave birth to you?
Are an African man or....?

Still watching.....
Though after your LION buhaha...
You now have security details
CONGRATULATIONS


I must say that I enjoyed your post
It keeps me going...
Happy and laughing with your JOKES

Still looking forth for more...
Thanks and God bless you and your pen more than your expectations


I love you guy

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by sodeeqsulaimon88(m): 12:47am On Oct 22
can we find such ladies as sassy and profit honourable is one hell of a lucky dude keep up the work bro I'm gbaduing you

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 3:32pm On Oct 23
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 161



She looked away and I apologised for misbehaving but she ignored me, I had to drive out from my residence down to her work place.
On our way she refused to talk me and I didn't really give up on making her to talk.

Me: I can't wait to marry you then take you go see my mama.

She looked at me and then looked away.

Me: I love you my spaghetti.

She looked at me quickly with eyebrows raised and then looked away.

Me: I want to eat you my delicious moimoi.

She didn't bother looking at me but she voiced out unbelievable and looked away ignoring me totally till I parked in her work place executive parking lot.

Me: I will come pick you when you are done, give me a call.

She didn't answer but I knew she won't anyways 'cause Profit always switch to this mood whenever she doesn't get what she desire.
I drove to the government house and I was shocked how my security aides followed me from behind, these guys how them even know where I dey person nofit drive freely.

I entered government house to hear say governor dey with him commissioners, I waka go the conference hall to see the commissioners come dey wonder if the person wey them give commissioner for my L.G.A don do anything, I laugh when I counted all of the people wey dey balance for their chairs there come realize say all of them nodey useful at all.

I met with the governor and whispered to him then left for his office, I waited in his office until he came in.

Governor: hope you are doing fine, how you dey prepare for your election this coming weekend?

Me: things are going well, what are the works of the commissioners?

Governor: *he laugh* just to advice the governor na and collect salary.

Me: no be waste of money to fix roads and infrastructure be that?

Governor: even though them nodey useful, you nofit try am. Because you need cabinet to share our oyel money with.

I began to wonder if these people are just elected to share money, the governor started telling me how he is going to earn one million everyday doing nothing as senator that is why he is vying for senate in his constituency minus allowances.

I had a call from Profit and I quickly picked it after signaling the Governor that I wanted to receive it.

Me: hello, my salad.

Profit didn't even answer me instead she ended the call, I took an excuse from the Governor and left.
I drove directly to Profit's company and saw her standing in the executive parking lot.
She hopped in when I parked the car.

Me: how was work today, my sugar pum pum? *I kiss her cheek*

She didn't answer me instead she looked away and folded her arms, my eyes went directly to her delicious cleavage and I licked my lips.
I heard that cleavage gave longevity, all thanks to science I have added a year to my life.

Profit didn't talk to me even when we got home, I had to let her rest because she has been attending meetings upon meetings.
I was in the room watching movie since I no get job but to bear deputy governor upadan, when my kids returned through the front door.

Baby: daddy! *she scream happily*

Boom she have ran to were I am with her tiny legs, Johannah appeared looking calmer and beautiful with her uniform whereas Baby have started pestering me already.

Johannha: good afternoon, daddy.

Me: afternoon my better pikin don't mind this efulefu *rubbing Baby's head*

Baby: daddy, what is efulefu?

Me: a child with brains *I kiss her forehead*

Johannah chuckled knowing what I can do, I had to call the nanny to drag Baby up to change her uniform because she have started doing like small witch again.
They all came down for lunch with their mom Profit.

Me: my indomie were you sleeping?

Johannah: who is your indomie, daddy?

Me: your mom.

Baby: why is mommy indomie?

Me: because she is sweet like indomie.

Baby: okay, can I be sweet like indomie too?

Me: when you grow up *Profit open her mouth*

Johannah: but mom isn't answering you, daddy.

Me: she is practicing the role that she will act in a movie tomorrow.

Profit: you ain't serious *laughing*

TBC..

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 3:33pm On Oct 23
OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.



Episode 162




I smiled and got up then walked closed to Profit who stood arms akimbo staring daggers at me after laughing, I crossed my hands around her waist and rested my head on her shoulder and hugged her tightly.

Baby: daddy, why are you hugging mommy?

Johannah: daddy is suppose to be hugging daddy every now and then.

Baby: okay.

Me: am sorry, sweetheart.

She removed her hands from her waist and curled it around my neck, I released her and gave a space to look directly at her face she was smiling.
I went for her lips and captured it we started kissing.

Baby: daddy, what are you doing to mommy?

Johannah: he is kissing mommy.

Baby: okay *laughing*

We broke the kiss and I moved my face to look at my two beautiful looking kids watching us mischievously.

Me: both of you close your eyes.

Baby: why, daddy?

Johannah: so that we won't them.

Me: both of you keep quiet, you are committing sins watching your daddy.

Profit: *laughing* stop quarreling with your kids, both of you come.

She took the kids to dinning while I got busy with calls with those who are arranging the campaigns and rallies, I no even get strength to dey waka upadan for on top election them go rig instead I go use that time go fix road or fix something the people need.

In the evening I took four of us to my aunt's house, when I drove into the residence I saw my aunt sitting in the porch.
The two kids quickly came down from the car.

Me: both of you don't run.

Profit: what of you?

Me: are you joking with me? *I face her* those two kids don't have big a-ss like you na.

Profit: so, you won't feel concerned about me?

Me: temptation, am sorry sweet. You know I love you and my kids.

I kissed her cheek so that she will be calming down before she enter her mute mood, I told her I will open the door for her.
I came down quickly and ran over to her side then opened the door car for her, she came down and kiss my cheek.

Profit: you are such a darling.

Me: you are welcome ma'am.

She held my hands and we went together to were the kids are firing my aunt questions already.

Baby: why are you not looking like my daddy?

Johannah: she is old.

My aunt was just looking at those two kids running riot with their mouths.

Me: will you keep quiet both of you!

My aunt: Victor, na your children be this?

Me: yes, aunty. I no tell you.

My aunt quickly got up from were she sat and started dancing.

My aunt: He has done for me, He has done for me, what my mama cannot do, He has done for me.

Baby: why is aunty dancing?

Johannah: she is happy.

I whispered to Johannah to take them inside before those kids talk wetin person head go explode.

My aunt: where you wan carry my children go? make ona come make your grandmother carry ona.

Baby: *looking at me* is she our grandmother, daddy?

Me: yes, don't ask any other question Baby police.

Profit: you should be happy that you have a smart kid, I heard you were dull in school though.

Me: *my head spark, she was laughing* am the smartest person in the world that is why am going to be a governor.

My aunt: your wife no lie oh! when you dey small you dey carry last for class.

The two kids are now around her, this my aunty nofit just support me even when I dey wrong na to dey rebel me upadan.

Me: that one na fake result.

Baby: *her eyes widen* daddy, you took last in your class?

Me: don't mind your grandma, I carry first from my mommy's stomach.

Johannah: you attend school in the womb?

Me: I meant am the first child.

My aunt asked to talk to me alone so I had to ask Profit to take the kids inside while I sat with my aunt to talk.

My aunt: Vito *I groan* you no tell me when your wife carry belle.

Me: I no even know, na just now I know say I be person father.

We were both quiet for sometime I detect she wanted to discuss about my uncles especially the one that has gone gaga.

My aunt: you know say your uncle still dey mad

Me: aunty, not again. I go put freedom of madness for our constitution so that you go know say em dey legal.

My aunt: no be time to joke, everybody dey talk say na you do your uncle that thing.

Me: aunty, you come think say na me do am?

My aunt: I never talk like that but at least help them, em no good as em dey roam the street.

The front door opened and Joshua appeared.

Joshua: brother, good evening.

Me: how you dey na, Joshua?

Joshua: I dey okay.

Me: you don write the Neco finish?

Joshua: ehnn..

My aunt: this boy no like school at all.

Me: ehem.. na noe you come, see na Joshua matter we for dey discuss not one madman for street wey dey exercise him freedom of movement.

TBC..

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 3:33pm On Oct 23
sorry couldn't post for days things happening around me ehnn.

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Slimdreywhizz1(m): 4:07pm On Oct 23
Elvictor:
sorry couldn't post for days things happening around me ehnn.
all is well bro (all will be well)
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by collinometricx: 5:00pm On Oct 23
Nice story
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Jamesbiodun(m): 11:39pm On Oct 23
thanks for the update.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by unitysheart(m): 6:00am On Oct 24
Elvictor:
sorry couldn't post for days things happening around me ehnn.

Things will get better, bro. How is your twinnie?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 11:14am On Oct 24
Thanks for the update......
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by eROCK247(m): 12:38pm On Oct 24
Finally got to the end! This story has the perfect combination of comedy, tragedy and suspense. More ink to your pen.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by yungbanks(m): 8:01am On Oct 28
Bia Vic kway now? I don dey wait for my daily dosage so much mehn wasup hope ur doing good we are really disturbed men
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Ezekiel36vs28: 7:11pm On Oct 28
Hello Vic.good evening sir.I hope all is well with you.please know that you are sorely missed here by us.Whatsoever it is please do and come back.it is well with you man
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by onosbaba3310: 8:00pm On Oct 28
Ha, Bros Vick, I hope you are safe oooo

Am missing my daily dosage oo
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by samfrancis1(m): 10:02am On Nov 01
Arh this one weh we no hear anything from honourable talk and do, well go see anything so, since him no talk?.. we missing you bro
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by dawno2008(m): 12:35pm On Nov 01
Abi madam Stella don get hourable ni?
Cos this virginal people, I nor details trust dem oo

Elvictor where @ thou?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Holywizard(m): 3:36pm On Nov 01
Don't leave us na
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by collinometricx: 3:43pm On Nov 01
What supping bro ����
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 6:04pm On Nov 01
Elvictor, hope u are fine o...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by adegboyegafatai(m): 6:08pm On Nov 01
Elvictor, we are missing you already
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by emperorphemmy(m): 6:18pm On Nov 01
Elvictor, abeg I don dey addicted to this story naw, pls update bruh
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by boriola: 8:52pm On Nov 01
Bros wetin happen naa
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 10:58am On Nov 02
i was banned, i will update later
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by unitysheart(m): 12:23pm On Nov 02
Elvictor:
i was banned, i will update later

Who come be the mod wey ban our honorable? It no make sense na.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 6:00pm On Nov 02
unitysheart:

Who come be the mod wey ban our honorable? It no make sense na.
i bully person online sha

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