My girlfriend visited me this evening to collect her phone charger she forgot on Thursday.

I was chilling watching a movie in Trybe tv. She grabbed my remote, to change it but i resisted. We kept dragging it till she took it and ran. I followed her, grabbed One of her breast, one thing led to another and then finally, Pants, bra and boxers where flying up and down.

I opened it and saw three Boils angrily staring at me right on her butt crack. I was immediately turned off.

She said I caused it wen we did partial anal on Thursday but I doubted.

Please Nairalanders, Is that a form of disease? Or is she infected?

What Will I rub those scary things looking at me to make them go?

Partial anal ,una no go kill person
Rub Aboniki

Oga your matter Don tire me for this nairaland
Haba
Shey na d girlfriend be that?

who is thinkin wat im thinkin

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ma do o.
partial corona niyen o

Are you in anyway related to Stupidity??
Or you are just craving for undeserved attention.

oga I wan see the 3 wise men now

WTF did i just read.

Gerrrarahear

Open her yansh, take pictures of it or I don't believe it
You can watch cartoon and come here to disturb me

LIVINGICON:
Are you in anyway related to Stupidity??
Or you are just craving for undeserved attention.

it's his way of killing boredom

Nawow o

OK let me try to actually answer your question. Most likely she has haemorrhoids from you ripping her ass too much. I would advise not ripping her ass with your manhood for a few weeks.

Farki:
OK let me try to actually answer your question. Most likely she has haemorrhoids from you ripping her ass too much. I would advise not ripping her ass with your manhood for a few weeks.

Thanks. I hope it is not infectious?

Scientists:


Thanks. I hope it is not infectious?

No its not.

Farki:

No its not.

Thank God

Nothing wey i no go read for nairaland.

She is right, that is an infection on her anus, from bringing out feaces from her anus during sekx
Next time, ensure that both of you clean up properly before sex,

She probably came to finish the anal. Work she started the previous week....
That was why she grabbed the remote control and went straight to the bedroom
May God give me the wisdom to train my female Child/Children .

chiemmanuel:
She is right, that is an infection on her anus, from bringing out feaces from her anus during sekx
Next time, ensure that both of you clean up properly before sex,

Okay. Thanks.

But we took our birth together b4 action on Thursday

Boils kor.. boiled ni

TopExcell:
She probably came to finish the anal. Work she started the previous week....
That was why she grabbed the remote control and went straight to the bedroom
May God give me the wisdom to train my female Child/Children .

My brother, me too o. I just want 1 girl and 3 boys.

Girl wahala plenty well well.

This guy need to be at the joke section. I literally laugh on every post from you. The one he said there was tanker explosion and he took a gun got me rofl. But I learnt that people steal or rob shops when that situation arise.

Kennyswag:
Boils kor.. boiled ni

Brother, am not perfect. Do correct me wherever you see a gramatical error. I appreciate.

Scientists:


My brother, me too o. I just want 1 girl and 3 boys.

Girl wahala plenty well well.

Na person daughter be this ohh

;Dmadam wants to blame u o.

hahaha

Scientists:




Please Nairalanders, Is that a form of disease? Or is she infected?

What Will I rub those scary things looking at me to make them go?

It may be a form of too much anal sexing....because she says u r the one that Caused it the last time u fire her ass. �

LIVINGICON:
Are you in anyway related to Stupidity??
Or you are just craving for undeserved attention.

What do these three Nairaland monikers have in common....
ilegend, Stupidity and scientists.