Coldie:

Me self. My mates see me and call me sir its scary

The things don taya me too,people wey dey call my senior bro by name,na sir or bros dem dey use for me,even for sch,if u see d wey everybody dey respect me like say I be one big man and shingbain man pikin never get.
But it has its advantages sha, coz all my babes till date dey always old pass me wella,thinking say we be mate,until I go tell my age,but idey make sure say water don pass there garri sha.

It has not been easy.

Semperty:
true. Kirkland minoxidil works 100% . But with time

Have you used it before?

paul100:

Have you used it before?

no my friend. He was totally beardless he used it and it gave satisfactory results after 4 months

Semperty:
no my friend. He was totally beardless he used it and it gave satisfactory results after 4 months

Great

The reverse is the case for me

Rhaspody:


40

Haaaaaaa

kiddkash:

you look 28.

am i right?

Haaaa ah

Lightangel65:


37 no husband

God forbid

Tajbol4splend:




Someone said you look good, yes I can confirm but don't be mad when I use your DP to create MEMES because I definitely will

Jesus Christ.. Send it to me pls

Davash222:

You can’t be younger than 39.

300 no. Agbaya

obembet:


Haaaa ah

ok how old are you. tell me codedly.
you do look lovely

obembet:


300 no. Agbaya

29

otomori:


You're hilarious, I'm 33 and people will be asking me when I'm registering for jamb. I remember 2013 while i was serving in PH, everybody go dey look me say you try oh, pikin like you don finish school. It can be embarrassing and yet fun. I inherited mine from my parents though cos i remember while growing up in secondary school days, my teachers and principal would always send my dad back home cos they didn't believe he is my dad. Some people still call me beautiful boy though, imagine man like me

Lolsss... Welcome to my world.. Infact every members of my family are like that.. My Aunt( a mother of 7) still drags my clothes with me, that's to tell you how ageless the family is. Atimes, I love it but not always biko

Denique:

Yours is still better.
One time, I went to the market with a friend and the sellers were asking me to persuade my AUNTY to buy from them. I'm two years older than her.
In my compound, I have so many babies though... There's this boy who just finished with his ND(doing his I.T now). Everytime I call him, he goes "Ehn" , when another girl whom my younger sister(not even immediate) is older than calls him, he goes "Maaaaa"
It surprises him now to see the girl in question calls me "Aunty"... Like he's always looking to be sure it's me she's addressing
A friend of mine just got to know that I am actually older than my sister
I really do love it when people think me younger

Lol.. We're cool like that

obembet:


Jesus Christ.. Send it to me pls

Just watch out for it, there's even chance you would not read the post where I use it

sacajawea:
Lol how do you people cope. I look younger, act younger and I'm Not yet married Hahaha
And in Nigeria where superficial things like looks, age, marriage, and your pocket are used to Judge you, na wahala oh kikikki

Oya let's chill and talk

Naturally I look very younger than my age, almost 10 years younger.. I'm loving it because it has so many advantages.

My only problem with it is that when I'm having fun with my agemate friends in public - bars, restaurants or somewhere else, people around did be looking at me and they'd be very probably saying in their mind; this small boy no dey follow im mates...that's how all these small boys learn bad things so fast these days. Lol

sacajawea:

Hahahaha

he dey find old ba, When op go weed like 2acre, all he face go string go inside. When he see old face he go hail.

Goddey18:
It has not been easy I must confess. What pains me most is that most ladies I'm far older than keeps calling me smallie.

that's the problem bro, especially when you no tall no con get beards join. its not easy at all, na because sey we self too stubborn na im make us dey get the respect we they get now bro

My people the thing tire me oo.

when I was serving in Kogi state, during the presidential election and I was the P.O in my polling unit back then. you need to see the way people are looking at me and what they were saying, na only cry I no fit cry. If no be sey me self no they gree for people at times, even girls own self na wahala.

you need to hear one man asking me that am I a remedial student when I have already finished final year and waiting for my NYSC call up letter.

I'm 24 and I looked like I'm still seventeen and still no sign of any commendable change only slightly deep voice and strong head

make person no get height and even beard self na your enemy.

but it's fun at times cos you get to confuse people.

Apart from that one, you are on your own oo

It was challenging when I was much younger because younger or fat people wants to chance me or even want me to respect them.

Am enjoying my look now because even at 36 with kids,I look 22 with swag.

arinzos:
My own be say i thank God for beard. But my body is still the same since sec School.
When i see some of my Classmates ,they will be Like" you are still the same, only for the beard"

My clothes of 3-5 yrs ago still de size me Normal na me de use Shame stop to de wear am.
I am Lean and with small Structure.but you can't grade me as Short or tall.
Its frustrating Sometimes, but I don't care again.

Do you want to know the secret to changing?

Hypnotise:

Do you want to know the secret to changing?

Secret kwa
Tell me.

arinzos:

Secret kwa
Tell me.

The secret is adding at least 30kg to your body mass and looking more muscular. What is your current weight?

Hypnotise:

The secret is adding at least 30kg to your body mass and looking more muscular. What is your current weight?

60

arinzos:

60

Ok.

There is a science to this.

60kg is too small for a matured man to weigh. As a man you should aim for between 75kg and 85kg.

Do you know that if you add 1kg per week for 5months, you won't look the same way ever again.

The goal is you should increase your calories in take to 2200 to 2500 everyday.

That is achievable by buying a blender and preparing weight gaining smoothies of about 1000 or more. (Check YouTube for weight gain smoothies)
Take in the morning and night and also eat some other foods. That way you'll consume more calories.

I bet you, within 3 months, you'll become a different person.

Also download pro home workout app on play store and make use of the utility section.

Hypnotise:
Ok.

There is a science to this.

60kg is too small for a matured man to weigh. As a man you should aim for between 75kg and 85kg.

Do you know that if you add 1kg per week for 5months, you won't look the same way ever again.

The goal is you should increase your calories in take to 2200 to 2500 everyday.

That is achievable by buying a blender and preparing weight gaining smoothies of about 1000 or more. (Check YouTube for weight gain smoothies)
Take in the morning and night and also eat some other foods. That way you'll consume more calories.

I bet you, within 3 months, you'll become a different person.

Also download pro home workout app on play store and make use of the utility section.

And when i stop taking all these nko, Hope everything won't go back again?

arinzos:

And when i stop taking all these nko, Hope everything won't go back again?

No. Your body let's you keep them because you've earned them.

I remember looking all decked up for this presentation for the insurance firm I was working with years ago. I arrived with my marketing head at the venue on the day. I'd never met the CEO of the company before the day, always held discussions with the Resource manager. So on the fateful morning, I was going along the corridor looking for the canteen to get something inside my poor belly. I came across this HUGE giant of a woman. No jokes. I even had to take some few steps just catch her face as I addressed her. My average height got my neck craning back..this woman no go oppress me. Lol. The first thing that came out of her lips was"school boy, are you lost?!" I was like...this woman de follow me talk?" I turned...shuo, no boy de my back na. I turned back to her and asked.."which school boy, ma?
The woman replied: "you of course! I come De blame my barber for giving me that low cut that always has me looking like some JS 3 student.
Long story short...my young looks got me lots of favour from that woman.

ShyLord7:


that's the problem bro, especially when you no tall no con get beards join. its not easy at all, na because sey we self too stubborn na im make us dey get the respect we they get now bro

You just described everything as it is bro. I thought I was the only one �

Hypnotise:

No. Your body let's you keep them because you've earned them.

Alright.
Thank you.

Sixfeetbelle:


How can your height be 72? Inches or cm?

7.2 oooooo