Thinking......
Where shld I start from..... OK ... Well Since every1 one has been talking about dir Uni days, I used to av Ds very sexy fig 8 neighbor ohh (Cele gurl) , since na hostel wey I just moved in now.. On the very first night I slept there , happened d bf came around after so much jedii n tinz (happened to be a coursemate) and naa all dos times weh school de dry, just few people left. so twas just myself and her in the entire flat (self contain) settings but face m I face u

From sleep naa hinn I just dey hear

Yeah...ahh, ummmm, tayo oohh, tayo!
Then that banging sound
Pkaa paa pa poohh poo!!
Fiihh fii faaa fuuu fuuuuuu��

I couldn't sleep until de finish, almost an hour guy was so on fire, babe just de moan loud
my John Thomas load heavily, Instantly I knew I was in for some serious soundtrack spree for D new hostel. �
Saw them in d morning, girl gave me one kind smile ehnn, after then she just de bring diff food to appeal d gods.... There's more shaa but I make I pend am for there. �


Abii naa d one after school life, wey my guy bring Ds him Togolese babe weh him de shag for adugbo (streets) , guyman just de try pkg u know(self contain) smthn, I couldn't leave d room for em naa, naso my guy start with d bae on top bed. D girl con de say, "stop ,ur friend Is here " my guy no answer as bad Man, before I know, smashing Don start, bed Don de vibrate
Before my eyes, real live porn .....waooh!
I just dey my day jeje allow dem do
My friend offer her but d girl no gree.. And that was it,before morning they don' move.

Like 2more still remain but I go stop here �

hardbody:


Was Corona here in the last 5 days of December 2018?

This is how you guys fail simple basic examinations. Comprehension is so difficult.

U even get time to answer that mumu.
Leave him to swim in his ignorance

Aditkd:
I have ooo. I was feeling like one Don Jazzy just day on a couch and watched a good friend of mine giving his babe missionary. Damn, after we had downloaded Sminorff Vodka Blue Label. Anyway, I later left them to go ease my own sexual tension in the bathroom. Chai.... University days ooo.����

And you be female according to your monika

Chidonc:
Abuja hostel, university of Jos.

this happened in the far Northern schools. Zamfara to be precise

jaeyking:


this happened in the far Northern schools.
Zamfara to be precise

Ok boss, from your narration been fit our hostel that year

Gabonese:

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

I Don laugh taya. See my fellow peeper. Me go spend the whole day for school toilet dy peep my classmates wey go piss. Later I go enter class dy look their face and I go dy imagine say these girls no know say I Don see their totos. Hahahahaha. Man Don do dangerous things sha o.

dedons:
And you be female according to your monika

Dude, so as a female I can’t have the right to experience any crazy thing in life. What’s da big deal that I sat and watched my good friend screwing his babe? Na wa 2 u o.

Aditkd:

Dude, so as a female I can’t have the right to experience any crazy thing in life. What’s da big deal that I sat I watched my good friend screwing his babe? Na wa 2 u o.

Learn to identify and snub an ignoramus next time you meet one.
Thank me later

ObaOfUyo:

Learn to identify and snub an ignoramus next time you meet one.
Thank me later

Thanks bro, really do appreciate the advice. Really taken note of that. Peace

Aditkd:

Dude, so as a female I can’t have the right to experience any crazy thing in life. What’s da big deal that I sat and watched my good friend screwing his babe? Na wa 2 u o.

oga read what you wrote again. you didn't sound like a female.

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Funny enough, most people won't admit as kids, waking up in the dead of the night to see their mum and dad having sex.

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Well as for the topic na normal thing Sha. Didn't really experience much while in uni but in secondary school, in SS2 there was this sex freak of a girl. It's just pathetic seeing a girl of about 15 yrs of age so addicted to sex. Boys for class dey Bleep this girl anywhere. Inside toilet o , even for class after school hours and she mostly never cared if anyone was watching or not. Funny enough with all her recklessness , she never for once got pregnant.

ObaOfUyo:
I have a story I'm dying to say, like, I can't wait to tell this story
I need enough likes on this comment then I will reveal my sleazy tale. Quite interesting I must say.



Modified

Alright Perverts, you gave me my likes, will serve my story full. As e dey hot

Typing

Date.......the last five days of December 2018
Location.........The sleepy town of Uyo where I am the Oba


I and my Dad had a minor disagreement so I felt the need to change environment for a moment. I called up my cousin and informed him I was coming over. I imagined leaving the comforts of our Mansion to my Cousins self-contain. But nothing compares to freedom and some space to clear my head and Given the hell my pop just gave me, freedom was a welcome change. So I arrived the condo off Ikot Ekpene road to meet Charles, (my cuz who is never one in the shortage of fun and high risk activity) in the company of three beauties. I school in a boring private institution so I found his life really exciting I must say and Given the fact that school will resume in a few days time, I had to unwind properly before heading to jail school.

So, he's excited to see me and serves everyone his best whisky in the spirits of the Christmas and new year. Everyone has a sip, the mood lightens up with some music while we play FIFA 19 and immediately I forget my troubles with my dad. Deep into the night one of the girls gets tipsy and starts acting weird and lousy. Obviously drunk.
This is where the plot thickens.



Typing.......
I lay down on the floor fiddling the laptop and chatting with my phone while my cousin takes the bed with two girls. The last girl, shalom, the tipsy one falls on the floor away from where I laid and dozes off, the beginning of a long hangover.

So the smallest girl in the room is in need of doting and warmth and my cuz cuddles her while sleeping between the two girls and things take a different turn. I'm still on the floor, totally oblivious of what's about to unfold until I notice the second girl on the bed trying to adjust something and I look up. My cuz is smashing the girl from the rear, Canine style. What the other girl was adjusting was the girl's Dress, so that the peeping tom (me ) lying on the floor will see nothing. I was not interested. Even though my senses reminded me that in my 25yrs of walking the earth, this is my first time in a room with two peeps shagging. I try to get some sleep and wake up from noises on the bed just above me, my cuz had switched to the other girl on the bed after a break and it was the smaller girl's turn to
Adjust the other girls dress so I won't see a thing. I still was not interested, just baffled at my cuzns high libido, dude was looking down at me on the floor and smiling sheepishly. I laughed back and turned away. He later asked the girl if I could join in and she turned it down. ouch. That rejection murdered my confidence and deflated my self esteem. she later suggested that I should go to shalom but there was no way I would take advantage of an intoxicated girl, that's close to rape for me. Shalom later woke up, with the effects of the drinks cleared off and the girl said one or two to her and I had my way with her (details of that encounter in a later story).
Ladies and Gentlemen, those were the events that marked the craziest night of my life.


Later.....

Super story.

A world of utopia

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emusmithyy:


Super story.

A world of utopia

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Remind me please
What will I gain making up stories for an online forum.
What will I also gain, trying to convince you if the story is real or not.
You gained my attention and finally got me to reply you, that's all you wanted
congratulations.
Now please return to your joblessness.
Read the stories on this thread and use them to make love with your hand, its all you know how to do.
Bloody Unam!!!

ObaOfUyo:
[s][/s]
Remind me please
What will I gain making up stories for an online forum.
What will I also gain, trying to convince you if the story is real or not.
You gained my attention and finally got me to reply you, that's all you wanted
congratulations.
Now please return to your joblessness.
Read the stories on this thread and use them to make love with your hand, its all you know how to do.
Bloody Unam!!!

K

Michealky:
I have a funny story. About last 4yrs when I and my twin bro lived together in a lodge. He invited a girl who was into him to our lodge and gave a drink that boost girl's libido and energy further, so she won't get tired cos my bro was a hardcore fvcker. Lol, as the mood and drink set in, my bro pleaded with me to lay on the floor while he and the girl uses the bed. I agreed. So as he was banging her with different styles, cow girl, Missionary, backside, i bust to laughter when i saw he was banging her like someone that's being controlled with remote. He saw me and smiled. I wanted to masturbate to that scene, but ewww it was my brother. After about 30 minutes when they were done they both fell asleep leaving me awake. Cos I wasn't able to sleep after watching a hardcore porn. I got my phone and i started watching porn while stroking my dick. The girl noticed me and i quickly turned off my phone and pretended i was sleeping. Till my greatest surprise she came to the floor and asked me if I'm Hot, i told her yes. She asked if could kiss me, i didn't say anything until she grabbed me and started kissing me. That shit made me a beast, as i started handling her boobs while kissing, after some minutes of romance, guess what? Yeah my brother yawned and seemed like he was awake. She quickly stopped and went back to the bed leaving me disappointed. She said sorry and promised to see me tomorrow. That's how i slept with an erect dick, thinking about my tomorrow but unfortunately she didn't come and i lost interest in her.she was a bloody cow. Lol. Funny shey. Till now my brother doesn't know. Haahah

hahahaa my Guy ...

what kind of drink boost a girls libido...

I stayed at the hostel back then with my guy

One day one day konji hold my guy O...this was after exams O...guy was always telling me after every paper that he was stressed out ...

So on this fateful day I got back after my papers, tired ,I open the door only to see my guy digging n thrusting into this babe. Door wasn't even locked.
I just walked in and dropped my things and looked the other way , took off my clothes, jumped on my bed n slept off while they continued their romp.

hardbody:


Was Corona here in the last 5 days of December 2018?

This is how you guys fail simple basic examinations. Comprehension is so difficult.

If I fail, I try again, and again, and again. If YOU fail, are you going to try again?

chiboy441:


If I fail, I try again, and again, and again. If YOU fail, are you going to try again?

I get it right at every first attempt sir. I always put the best foot forward and failure is NEVER an option, sorry.

hardbody:


I get it right at every first attempt sir. I always put the best foot forward and failure is NEVER an option, sorry.

Who says he or she is right always is a capital failure. Keep it up.

chiboy441:


Who says he or she is right always is a capital failure. Keep it up.

Lol. Mediocrity identified.

Get a life kid.

hardbody:


Lol. Mediocrity identified.

Get a life kid.

Sure ... Hope you enjoy it.

So I got this room mate of mine we lived together while in school, so that was how I boyfriend came around and was sleeping over. In the middle of the night by past 12 that was how I heard her moaning, since everywhere was quite I could hear her clear but she was kinda reducing her moan thinking I wouldn't hear it.
that was how I quickly peeped and met bobo on top her matter....I couldn't sleep till there were done...lol�� the next day as early as 5am Bobo don go

Mcreloaded:

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.

Lwkmd

Gabonese:

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

Gross..anyama!!

dedons:
And you be female according to your monika

Is anything wrong with that?

Chidonc:

Abuja hostel, university of Jos.

That Hostel na another world on it's own sha
They have the highest number of 'pleachers' and spoiled folks equally.
I'm in 400L and still in Abuja Hostel
Very interesting place

Gabonese:

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.