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Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 10:02am On May 17, 2020 |
Let me start with mine!! 1. She said that her lodge mates were making noise in the compound that she can't take it any more, so she'd like to spend the night at my house. I just lie say I go watch match say I go follow there go chill with my friends 2. Another one said that ants dey bite her inside her room, say them plenty everywhere say make she come sleep over. Me whe know wetin she dey find just give her story say I dey go night class go read!! NB: no be say I can't give her what she wants, I just hate it when a lady is too forward about giving it without me requesting!! Its gross. Oya , make una come share una weird "I want to sleep over" excuses from ladies oo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 10:13am On May 17, 2020 |
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming back for more. "My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone" (So I'm a bodyguard shey? ) "Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii "I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind) "I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back" "I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over " "They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside" "There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? " "Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? ) Lemme stop here sha 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by illicit(m): 10:16am On May 17, 2020 |
what of the one that forgot to charge her lamp and wants to share your lamp for night reading..... 4 Likes |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 10:19am On May 17, 2020 |
EzzyCarter:We dey wait for you bros |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 10:20am On May 17, 2020 |
illicit:Lol, baba that one self dey happen, my own no reach there shaa!! But one don talk say she want come read for my side shaa, say my presence dey give her vibe to read 4 Likes |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by illicit(m): 10:22am On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn:lol na better vibe she wan collect lol 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 10:24am On May 17, 2020 |
illicit:You whe know!! 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by paulolee(m): 11:29am On May 17, 2020 |
lolz..dm plenty na..as a student n a single guy stayin in a self-contained na normal to hear mumu excuses 1..that they want to read all nite, she jus drop d books n neva opened it till she left, mayb na to deceive peps n her friends 2..dt she wan to folp me do early morning jugging d nxt day, after d all nite banging wit me on vega, we endup sleepin all weekend 3..dt dey is lite bt she want to kum an charge in my place bcox my charger is fast, aunty no gree go ous o n leta pass d nite n follow charge her nunu wit my fat charger.. 4..dt one of her cousine dt visit do touch her at nite n d gal is a lesbian n shes afraid mk d cousin no rape her, i allow her stay nites bcoz she be nxt door neighbor n d cousine tried joining us one nite n askes for party bt d mumu gal no gree n she step aside n watch live porn between me n her sweet cousine all nite...it was mad fun till d cousine travel bk.. 5..d worst was wen one winners sister said she heard m going to winners n she wana kum spend nite xo dt we both go togeda n i pay t.p to n fro for her..after d lashing eeh na around 11am we both wakeup n d clown still insist dt we both pray n do morning devotion togeda, d mumu meself gree n we do an togeda..she sing n me i pray n we still endup banging again leta dt evening, just imagine...tankGOD say GOD no be man oo 18 Likes |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 1:09pm On May 17, 2020 |
paulolee:Oboy!! Guy!! Me dey learn work for your side oo, una bang before prayer and then after prayers again!! These girls shaa 4 Likes |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by paulolee(m): 1:22pm On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn:lolz..my man..d banging tinz no be watin person gat take de mk mouth bt some gals jus too weird...life na all abt stories n experiences wr we all gat pass tru shaa |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 1:27pm On May 17, 2020 |
paulolee:No be lie guy!! Some girls get issues |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by CaptainStephen(m): 1:30pm On May 17, 2020 |
She shows up at 9pm and says she can't find her house keys. Sleep here ke I sharply form going for night bush excercise Next thing you hear is " ehnn don't worry i will go and force the door open 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 1:58pm On May 17, 2020 |
CaptainStephen:Lol, she get plans for you!! You self for just play along naa 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by Olawrites: 2:01pm On May 17, 2020 |
EzzyCarter: I want to watch zeeworld all night. Can u teach me how to solve maths |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:08pm On May 17, 2020 |
EzzyCarter:Baba!! I fear u aswear!! Them don use the internet network own for me too, she chat me on whatsapp with same network that its bad and she needs to finish an assignment, me don already know wetin want go down, well the rest is...!! 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:08pm On May 17, 2020 |
Olawrites:Med oo, you teach the maths naa!! |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by Olawrites: 2:10pm On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn: Oh boy na 2 weeks romp oo 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:12pm On May 17, 2020 |
Olawrites:;Dgee!! |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:16pm On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn: Lmao. You sef go play along now. Bahd guy |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:17pm On May 17, 2020 |
Olawrites: Heck yes babe, Pythagoras was my boy before he died 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by Deicide: 2:17pm On May 17, 2020 |
Na why I like SA girls they go tell you straight up watin day their mind 2 Likes |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by Fidelismaria: 2:18pm On May 17, 2020 |
She said...... |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by seanwilliam(m): 2:23pm On May 17, 2020 |
I think I forgot my charger head at your place.. i will come by 8 to pick it..would you be around ? |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:27pm On May 17, 2020 |
EzzyCarter:Lol, no dulling oo |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:28pm On May 17, 2020 |
EzzyCarter:Isaac newton was my student |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:29pm On May 17, 2020 |
Deicide:Naija babe go rather die than say she wants it like that oo!! Me self, sometimes I go just pretend like say I no knw to torment them 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 2:30pm On May 17, 2020 |
seanwilliam:Lol, well, there are multiple heads of charger, choose any |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:38pm On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn: |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by Nobody: 3:34pm On May 17, 2020 |
None. But she always seems to come over. It just happens. |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by vikkeee(m): 6:20pm On May 17, 2020 |
jansonn:you are a mumu man. No sane man gets pissed when a lady is straight forward with her sexual overtures.We either chop or decline and move on without attaching emotions whatsoever 1 Like |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 7:33pm On May 17, 2020 |
blogger10:She's a really brave one then |
Re: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by jansonn(m): 7:34pm On May 17, 2020 |
vikkeee:Every man with his own ideology!! |
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