jansonn:

She's a really brave one then

Yeah..once mutual trust has been established, women can be brave enough, and forward, too.

CaptainStephen:
She shows up at 9pm and says she can't find her house keys.
Sleep here ke I sharply form going for night bush excercise
Next thing you hear is " ehnn don't worry i will go and force the door open

chai! my real g!

EzzyCarter:
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming back for more.


"My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone" (So I'm a bodyguard shey? )
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind)
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back"
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside"
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? )


Lemme stop here sha

My Guy dey share more dey go...your compass mad...

Chuky7:



My Guy dey share more dey go...your compass mad...