callmeRichie:

As I was running through the compound finding the gate, I was just shouting "Somebody heeeelp!, somebody heeeelp!! I don't know them, I don't know them!!!"

It still baffled me, none of them reacted! Some said "they thought we were playing", imagine! Other said, they didn't hear!?

callmeRichie:
"Somebody heeeelp!, somebody heeeelp!! I don't know them!!!"

THIS IS A LONG RIDE GUYS, JUST CHILL AND ENJOY, DROP YOUR EXPERIENCES TOO, EITHER FUNNY OR SOUR. BLESS UP GUYS!!!

It still cracks me up whenever I remember that line as that was the first time I was robbed with a gun and axe to my face!

Myself being an innocent fresher, had a roommate (my best friend), none of us never had the experience until then sha.

That cool evening, we were just chilling outside our room's veranda with hot suya and Mirinda as usual few minutes past 8pm for that matter.

Then 2 guys came in through the gate; my hostel being a luxurious looking structure and fully occupied with big ballers (Gees) and few crazy big runz girls, so it's always rosy, people trolling in every now and then. How many people do you wanna query?

Back to the gist ojare, the 2 guys came in with a very bright torch light and were coming towards us, one of the flashed the torch to my face constantly, I was like "who be this?", for like 30secs the torch was still in my face, so we thought it was one of our guys.

So I mentioned the name, Abdullah??(not his real name), dude didn't respond, my roommate had a torch besides him too, so he just switched it on too to one of the guys' face to really see who it was.

I blocked my face with my left hand, (meanwhile, my right hand was still holding a hot suya streak and my mouth still dancing) and I saw a fresh looking short gun!!!

Yeeepa! what is this I didn't know when I dropped the suya and started shivering, lol. Different thoughts came to my mind, were they here to assassinate us?? this must be a misconception o, should I run My roommate never saw the gun and fierce looking axe yet oo.

The guy he flashed the torch light to reached out to him to slap his face, my guy managed to dodge it, that was when he saw the gun and axe!! Menh, this is not a joke!!!

When I saw he knew what's up too, omo Iyami mo japaa ni oooo (i took to my heels), my guy on seeing this, he followed me too instantly! so I was in the front, took the backyard cuz our hostel was like a flat, 2 flats built in L shape which intercrossed.

Those guys never believed we would run, maybe they lose guard I don't know, buh when my guy was trying to run too, the guy holding the axe tried to butchered his arm, but thank God he wasn't fast enough, though my guy sustained a scratch at his back.

As I was running through the compound finding the gate, I was just shouting "Somebody heeeelp!, somebody heeeelp!! I don't know them, I don't know them!!!"

It still baffled me, none of them reacted! Some said "they thought we were playing", imagine! Other said, they didn't hear!?

well I never knew, it was my guy following me all the while, I thought it was one of the thieves, I even shutted the gate against him (i didn't know he was the one following me yet) until I fell down outside the gate, and already gave up he then called my name, "guy, guy, guy, èmini(I'm the one). Then I cooled down and we ran away together.

Those guys became unrest, took our phones we left while playing Mega99 , quickly ransacked the rest of the rooms collected their phones and laptops. They thought we went to call the police or SUG or neighbors, not long at all, they started firing!!!

like seriously, so those guns were loaded!, shouting up and down; "if you be mopol, police, army, come out now make we fight! come out, your papa!" we hid at a neighboring house(indegenes) then, so we heard all they were saying.

Within 5 minutes, of staying there, the man just said "make we come dey go, they have gone, there's no problem again", what's this man saying? his children bluntly refused him though.

We didn't stay long there sha, we just decided to go pass the night in one of our friend's place.

Mind you, I was just wearing a trouser alone, no singlet sef, my guy own better, he was wearing one basketball armless jacket, and a short nicker, naso we trekked go our friend's hostel ooo

comedian and see as people dey look at me, a half naked guy walking on the street. we didn't even have money to pay for bike, so we kuku resolved to trekking make we no go fall into another trap again

The next day we went back to the hostel, saw gun cartridges like 5 or so on the floor! Menhh no be joke oo!

Glory to God, both of us are really doing good, most of the time when will remember this event, nah laugh galore

Funny enough, those guys came back 2 weeks after again, buh my roommate wasn't around this time, he traveled home. So I was the only one and one hostel brother that came to pass the night with me were robbed.

That one is another funny tale anticipate.


So guys feel free to drop your experience too, either funny or sour.... keep it rolling guys!!