1. I was having sex with a girl and after we were through she started crying. I asked why, she said I know you will leave me after this. I was touched and almost shed tears bcus she's bleeping right

2. Poverty can make small STD look like spiritual attack.

3. After sex, girls that be acting like they don't like sex but want more will be like, " Have you finish? Should I wear pant?? Are you feeling sleepy??

4. A woman was feeling lazy one Saturday morning during clean up so she told her husband " Honey please cut the grass in the back yard while I cut the hairs on my pussy"

5. Ada was wondering why guys in her new area don't want to ask her out. One day after 11 months one just came to greet her, Ada's neighbor started saying " Emeka you sef, even pregnant woman you dey toast " Emeka replied na wetin I dey try understand if na pikin or na beer full the belle.