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I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:13pm On Jun 23, 2020
So, I went to the market at 7 PM and bought some things, including catchfish to prepare peppersoup.

Unfortunately, I bought some alcohol and I'm kinda high as I cook it.

Should I add weed to the food? By the way, my brain can't carry a bottle of beer because I hardly drink.

Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:13pm On Jun 23, 2020
If you want to eat when it's ready, don't be shy, just raise your hand or type "present."

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by ezanafe(m): 9:15pm On Jun 23, 2020
Always enjoying
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Bola4boy(m): 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
wettin make we do now? some of your posts are senseless bro. No offence

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by SweetCunt97(f): 9:19pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
If you want to eat when it's ready, don't be shy, just raise your hand or type "present."
Baba go marry

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by 360clips: 9:20pm On Jun 23, 2020
Which kind of stupid bastard is this? Always posting rubbish! Who gives af what ur cooking?

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Marvog(m): 9:21pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
If you want to eat when it's ready, don't be shy, just raise your hand or type "present."
present
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by StubbornGENIUS: 9:22pm On Jun 23, 2020
Chai!Issoright
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:22pm On Jun 23, 2020
You only live once. Anyway, there used to be sleepless nights of suffering before the enjoyment came. Every enjoyment comes with an unspoken struggle.

It's either you pay the price first before you get it, or you get it and pay the price later. I prefer the former.

Also, it's good to keep all hustles legit to enable God bless you beyond measure.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Marvog(m): 9:24pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
You only live once. Anyway, there used to be sleepless nights of suffering before the enjoyment came. Every enjoyment comes with an unspoken struggle.

It's either you pay the price first before you get it, or you get it and pay the price later. I prefer the former.

Also, it's good to keep all hustles legit to enable God bless you beyond measure.

grin
I still wantu eat ohh

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:25pm On Jun 23, 2020
Most of these monikers created in 2020 are alternates and they always sound angry and bitter. I'll blame it on the frustration COVID-19 brought upon them. #Smile.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Marvog(m): 9:28pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
Most of these monikers created in 2020 are alternates and they always sound angry and bitter. I'll blame it on the frustration COVID-19 brought upon them. #Smile.

#weeps at our economy
God will lift us up..very soon.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:33pm On Jun 23, 2020
God is always willing to lift anyone who is ready up.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Marvog(m): 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
God is always willing to lift anyone who is ready up.
suresmiley
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by cappucino925(m): 9:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
Fun fact
This guy has no friends, so here is the only place to interact and display his childish tendencies

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
Extra story just to give my haters something to use and attack me with.

The pretty girl that supplies me Eva water every week wants to come over to f*ck, but as a child of God, I want to stop buying water from her and start using water dispenser. My dick is precious to me.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Adasun(m): 9:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
Present o grin




dat onion make it so enticing.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Adasun(m): 9:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
Present o grin




dat onion make it so enticing.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Tominix(m): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
Most of these monikers created in 2020 are alternates and they always sound angry and bitter. I'll blame it on the frustration COVID-19 brought upon them. #Smile.

360clips:

Which kind of stupid bastard is this? Always posting rubbish! Who gives a fu*ck what ur cooking?
iLegendd:
Most of these monikers created in 2020 are alternates
and they always sound angry and bitter
.
I'll blame it on the frustration COVID-19 brought upon them
. #Smile.

Chai see pinishing, ilegendd afta YOU na YOU, present jawe

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 23, 2020
And i am in the garden playing
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:51pm On Jun 23, 2020
So, a visitor came over and we ate corn first, then pounced on the peppersoup.

Now, pot is still filled with fish, so bring your plate and take yours.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Meedon: 11:10pm On Jun 23, 2020
Enjoyment no go kill you in Soft voice
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:15pm On Jun 23, 2020
Motivation.

Imagine creating a post on Nairaland and getting abused by the people you want to help for free. You got angry and converted all the posts to different books and started selling it to oyibo people and every day, you make from 20k to 100+k while asleep with those same posts you posted for free for your countrymen to read.

So, package your skill and sell it to white people — black people are not ready yet. We only love being backward and being hateful of those making progress. Most Nigerians use the Internet for fun and masturbation (porn), but smart people use it for wealth, fun, education, and inspiration.

The reason I'm lazy and playful is because I don't have to work for the rest of my life and I have no worries. My only worry is to find a good Nigerian wife because it seems almost all the girls are oloshos. Lol. (Just joking).

Anyway, wife is not even my worry. My worry is for our leaders to make the country great.

Whether Nigeria is great or not, I won't feel the suffering, but for the masses, I feel really bad our leaders are a bunch of unrepentant greedy and corrupt criminals. I pray for all Nigerians never to lack food, wisdom, or money.

And oh, I also pray for you not to work for money for the rest of your life, but make money work for you while you chill and have fun with your family and friends without financial worries.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by OYENIYIJK: 11:21pm On Jun 23, 2020
oh boy
Passive income be this...
Enjoy yourself BRO... THE MONEY WEY YOU GET NO GO FINISH OOOOOO

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:26pm On Jun 23, 2020
Passive income is the way to go. Have as many as you can. I have different ones, but I don't want to blow all my trumpets to avoid making some people feel depressed and desperate to make it in the name of motivation. Lol.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
Oh oh oh, I forgot. It's not just about making money, but managing money and investing it wisely.

3 skills all men MUST learn are

1. How to handle women skill (being great in bed is part of it and knowing how to handle women's silly behaviors)
2. How to make money skill (especially making it from home and even while you sleep)
3. How to manage money skill

Any man wey ignore these 3 skills, I pity that man.

I have threads on all these 3 skills. If anyone wants the link to read them, just quote me and I'll post them.

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Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by gasparpisciotta: 11:33pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
Motivation.

Imagine creating a post on Nairaland and getting abused by the people you want to help for free. You got angry and converted all the posts to different books and started selling it to oyibo people and every day, you make from 20k to 100+k while asleep with those same posts you posted for free for your countrymen to read.

So, package your skill and sell it to white people — black people are not ready yet. We only love being backward and being hateful of those making progress. Most Nigerians use the Internet for fun and masturbation (porn), but smart people use it for wealth, fun, education, and inspiration.

The reason I'm lazy and playful is because I don't have to work for the rest of my life and I have no worries. My only worry is to find a good Nigerian wife because it seems almost all the girls are oloshos. Lol. (Just joking).

Anyway, wife is not even my worry. My worry is for our leaders to make the country great.

Whether Nigeria is great or not, I won't feel the suffering, but for the masses, I feel really bad our leaders are a bunch of unrepentant greedy and corrupt criminals. I pray for all Nigerians never to lack food, wisdom, or money.

And oh, I also pray for you not to work for money for the rest of your life, but make money work for you while you chill and have fun with your family and friends without financial worries.



Can I send you a dm? I am writing a book I will need your help
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
You're welcome, Sir.

Sadly, we don't like taking things from NL private anymore except the person is coming to buy a book from us. For book publishing guide or mentorship, we charge 200k per month, but it has been stopped for now. I'm truly sorry for not being of help.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Lightway: 11:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
Motivation.

Imagine creating a post on Nairaland and getting abused by the people you want to help for free. You got angry and converted all the posts to different books and started selling it to oyibo people and every day, you make from 20k to 100+k while asleep with those same posts you posted for free for your countrymen to read.

So, package your skill and sell it to white people — black people are not ready yet. We only love being backward and being hateful of those making progress. Most Nigerians use the Internet for fun and masturbation (porn), but smart people use it for wealth, fun, education, and inspiration.

The reason I'm lazy and playful is because I don't have to work for the rest of my life and I have no worries. My only worry is to find a good Nigerian wife because it seems almost all the girls are oloshos. Lol. (Just joking).

Anyway, wife is not even my worry. My worry is for our leaders to make the country great.

Whether Nigeria is great or not, I won't feel the suffering, but for the masses, I feel really bad our leaders are a bunch of unrepentant greedy and corrupt criminals. I pray for all Nigerians never to lack food, wisdom, or money.

And oh, I also pray for you not to work for money for the rest of your life, but make money work for you while you chill and have fun with your family and friends without financial worries.




After running Amazon ads you will come hereto brag grin grin
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:42pm On Jun 23, 2020
I don't run ads, but I'll soon dive into it (because it's where the money is) and my income will quadruple. Everything is organic for now. My organic sales alone can compete with some people who run ads, so imagine what will happen if I start running ads.

I take this book publishing thing as a business, not as get rich quick scheme. So, I'm relaxed in all I do as I study the outcome of everything I do or don't do in the craft.
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by Lightway: 11:44pm On Jun 23, 2020
iLegendd:
I don't run ads, but I'll soon dive into it and my income will quadruple. Everything is organic.

What does it take to be a bestseller, one of my books got to 99,700 BSR and it was no.1 in a category, yet no best seller rank tag
Re: I'm In The Kitchen Cooking This... [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
It takes understanding the system and not just flowing with the system.

Also, not all number 1 gets a bestseller's tag. Why? #Mute.

It's better to say less than necessary at times.

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