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Is This True About Yoruba Mother's? by donvoice(m): 12:12pm On Jun 25, 2020
Yoruba Mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing, they produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now, ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our mothers everywhere!

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Re: Is This True About Yoruba Mother's? by AlwaysHorny(m): 12:20pm On Jun 25, 2020
Abara is the Oga patapata of them all. Your hand won't be able to touch the spot on ur back 4 consolation and that can drive u crazy. I still cringe when i see or even hear any child receiving that weapon of destruction.
Re: Is This True About Yoruba Mother's? by illicit(m): 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2020
then never give u igbamu grin
Re: Is This True About Yoruba Mother's? by Lavisha(f): 12:33pm On Jun 25, 2020
Yeebhoes and ewusa go begin wonder now.

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