NACE13:


He started out good I have to admit, and it helped me a lot on how to deal with the opposite sex when it comes to relationships but I guess the constant lauding from guys here has made him see himself like a demigod. I hope he goes back to how he started off and what he initially had in mind - to liberate weak men from the stronghold of manipulative women

dairykidd:
That question dey always come when knacking. She will pull u close suck ur tongue and hold ur face in her palms:
Her: I love u baby
Me: uhmm
Her: do u love me?
Me: No answer turn my face n continue fvckn n sucking a nipple.
Her: draws my face to hers again.. baaaby do u love me. Say it. Persistently

Me: Yeah ( for peace to reign )
Her: Say it baby tell me u love me
Me: whispers I love u while I'm depositing hot akamu

No be small matter

dairykidd:
That question dey always come when knacking. She will pull u close suck ur tongue and hold ur face in her palms:
Her: I love u baby
Me: uhmm
Her: do u love me?
Me: No answer turn my face n continue fvckn n sucking a nipple.
Her: draws my face to hers again.. baaaby do u love me. Say it. Persistently

Me: Yeah ( for peace to reign )
Her: Say it baby tell me u love me
Me: whispers I love u while I'm depositing hot akamu

No be small matter

ZINIBANKS:

Give me just two reasons why I shouldn't shepe for you
Stupid OP

iInjureHerYansh:
Nigga know that shit hunnid

Firstorderwizard:
A group of simps is called-SIMPSONS-

Skmoda360:
This must be hokum....

tnerro1:
My girl was in my place recently and while I was watching a movie, she was on her phone chatting. She got up from where she was and came to sit beside me and we had this conversation:
Babe: Do you love me?
Me: babe i do na and you know I do.
Babe: how do I know you do?

In my mind I said see this one ooo, probably one mugu guy has been rolling on the floor, fooling himself just to prove he loves her and she was probably wondering why I wasn’t doing the same. So I pulled her close, looked into her eyes and said,

Me: babe, like water inside coconut, my love for you can’t be explained but it can be expressed. So I kissed her and put my hand under her top towards her breast, she laughed, jumped up and when towards the kitchen, talking happily on her phone. I was like chai, this girl don escape oooo

So have you ever been asked and how did you respond?

maisauki:
spare Obahiagbon, pls

Rickmann:



Love is overrated, mates..and Until we start telling ourselves this ugly truth, we may never understand but keep coming up with such exhausting threads.

For me, compatibility is the ideal and real thing. What do you think has kept our parents in 30, 40 and perhaps 50 or more years in their marriages? U think it's love?

Pls ,let's cut the crap and say something else.

Jxmmi90:

simpletons

femmyapson:
u too watch merlin dat year