dont go clubing alone,at least 2 or more friends as 1 could end up being a saviour to the rest,club life generally is risky & unsafe

Heistman:
Years back a friend of mine took off his pant after he don jonze finish...we were too embarrassed to go carry am..we waited till the bouncer threw him into the street,so we went to block him and took him home before he entered market

Lolz my guy did the same thing...

The last time i went to the club was at Shades with my bankers crew before covid takeover... I'm not really the club freak anymore tho.. just once once things

chaarly:
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ.

Shalom!

Flesh and blood did not reveal that. . Better is one day in the house of the Lord than a thousand anywhere else.

nothing much.club is sweet.my aims of going to club is to relax after hard work Monday to Friday or Saturday on Sunday am in club enjoying myself pick one or two babes after evy an lash them properly.no time.na them they rush me for club because of my level,my maturity,my gadging, no dulling.life is useless without enjoyment.wat is the essence of working day an night like jakky without enjoyment.i remember last year when I went to club babes don dance an drink to scopio,some naked,some no see who to carry them for night,me I was looking for a clean sweet sixteen.all d babes wen I dey see na old cargo.few sweet sixteen don move,some with guys an friends.i took 3 bottles of godberg,2 bottle of Heineken, 2 bottle of legends, 2 black bullet, 1 alomo, 55 fried meat, 2 point an kill.meh I don dey,don high but no matter how high I am I no dey misbehave,I go still gallant still drive motor,that they for night I drove 1hr self,after heavy one sweet sixteen just come from no where an join my table.she say Bros he don tay wen I they eye you.i just like ur person,u look calm,nice,d babe said she was hear at the club bf but went home an came back.that are instinct said she should search for me an luckily she still met me on my table full of drinks an meat.that was how she join me an I took her home for lashing.meh she was sweet,sexy,hot,an tight like today super glue.till now the sweet sixteen they craze follow me because of my good sexual satisfaction,jokes I normally gave her.after every thing she confess to me that you are fun to be with.that is enjoy urself when you are young not when u are old.who quote me hug transformer

I wish to club with a nairalander, who will take me out?

My first clubbing experience was 11:45
The year was 2001
It was their 2nd year anniversary
December 26.
I was pretty small so I really didn't have that weight.
I had 10k on me which was enough to get in the club and those days, U pay to get into the club..
Due to my height, the bouncer threw me out and almost everyone pleaded for me. After about 4 hours, I got in the club. It was a mad scene.
The first song I heard was "Tonight I'm gonna let go... Busta Rhymes feat Selena Johnson....
The atmosphere was quite impressive but I got tired shortly and I left.

chaarly:
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ.

Shalom!

a bit different but same experiential ending



I second you bro��

Hi cutie

Pweetyccee:
Lol never been 2 club

Divay22:

Lemme be the judge of that

kaityn:
If only I can turn back the hands of time.

Wetin happen to the hands of time

thos bottles of Heineken... Na den finish you. next time, no mix spirit/vodka with lager. take note��

Mac12:
Never been to a club before

Let me take you

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Me nor dey go club again...... club matter don too fuckkk me up.....not to talk of drinking and driving... drinking and driving don single handedly put me in many trouble.....the last one when i do i scatter person keke napep after i don high....I pay for the keke napep...new one
The owner nor green make i repair am..he say na new one...na that time i take realize say keke napep dey cost

Now adays i dey drink and club for house to avoid trouble

I dey buy all my alcohol for my small bar for house

Damnnnn niggarrr
That your small phone is your signature

Psalms 1:1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

Clubbing environment is satanic. No good thing comes from that gathering.
The real fun is in God's presence.

I have never been to a club before ,not until last year.a friend I just recently met just came into town and he was very eager to just see what it feels like to club in my city, out of curiosity about what club activities look like I had to tag along,but unfortunately it was on a saturday not Friday.the first club we stopped by along marian road was empty not even a single soul was present only olosho were present there so the cab man took us to various places along marian road,all the clubs were empty on that day though it was arround 9p.m in the evening. We eventually got to a popular club with much traction along diamond hill,given that my frnd was loaded that nite we bought some expensive drinks that nite and the hype man and the DJ couldn't stop singing our praise when we lite up the club.we eventually left after dancing for several hours we couldn't go back home that evening so we had to lodge in an hotel.i really enjoyed the experience and I wish I can just experience that kind of lifestyle once in a while,but as a young person with little income i

Kobicove:

Really?

yeah

realokopi:
Hi cutie

Hey Handsome

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Me nor dey go club again...... club matter don too fuckkk me up.....not to talk of drinking and driving... drinking and driving don single handedly put me in many trouble.....the last one when i do i scatter person keke napep after i don high....I pay for the keke napep...new one
The owner nor green make i repair am..he say na new one...na that time i take realize say keke napep dey cost

Now adays i dey drink and club for house to avoid trouble

I dey buy all my alcohol for my small bar for house

This killed me. Your eye clear straight

Kissiemu:

Let me take you

I didn't go when I was single, is it now that I am married with kids that I'll go? Well I don't like the sound of "clubbing"

Mac12:

I didn't go when I was single, is it now that I am married with kids that I'll go? Well I don't like the sound of "clubbing"

Married woman?

God forbid bad thing. I don't chop what has been chopped.

Abeg make una dey indicate married or single for una moniker biko

These days, I'd play game till 2am, with my headphones on; I don't really like going out. I can stay at home all week with just my laptop and phone, and I'm good to go.

The first time I went to a club, we heard the club just opened so it was like the launching of the club. Some guys kept buying casket upon casket of Andre, using it to wash their wristwatches while I kept watching with disgust written all over my face, not because what they were doing was just being silly but the fact they were using it any how and it was messing up the floor, and my shirt.

Second time, I went with my friend, his cousin and my girlfriend. I was stopped at the entrance because I was rocking a pair of slippers and I was told there ain't no slippers allowed. We had to leave and went to a near by bar to drink and have fun.

Third time, I went with a colleague, it was on a Monday, I think; the place was kinda empty. Just few hookers with their hookies dancing. I was trying to watch the game between Real Socieded and Barcelona but those silly girls kept blocking my view. One thought I was even eyeing her, not knowing it was Messi's spectacular display I was watching.

All in all, clubbing isn't fun to me, just like what few people said, aside the wicked mix by the DJ, I don't find it fun, especially with the deafening speakers. I prefer going to the cinema with my partner or family. If I had my way, I'd go with my laptop or console wherever I'm going to. Gaming is the best girlfriend there is

Hakeemoyegoke:
I have never been to a club before ,not until last year.a friend I just recently met just came into town and he was very eager to just see what it feels like to club in my city, out of curiosity about what club activities look like I had to tag along,but unfortunately it was on a saturday not Friday.the first club we stopped by along marian road was empty not even a single soul was present only olosho were present there so the cab man took us to various places along marian road,all the clubs were empty on that day though it was arround 9p.m in the evening. We eventually got to a popular club with much traction along diamond hill,given that my frnd was loaded that nite we bought some expensive drinks that nite and the hype man and the DJ couldn't stop singing our praise when we lite up the club.we eventually left after dancing for several hours we couldn't go back home that evening so we had to lodge in an hotel.i really enjoyed the experience and I wish I can just experience that kind of lifestyle once in a while,but as a young person with little income i

Calabar man.

Kissiemu:

Married woman?

God forbid bad thing. I don't chop what has been chopped.

Abeg make una dey indicate married or single for una moniker biko

Lol, noted. Dalu rinne

Mac12:


Lol, noted. Dalu rinne

Nsogbu adiro...

Mama gini kam ga akpogi?

Kissiemu:

Nsogbu adiro...

Mama gini kam ga akpogi?

Ifeadigo

Hopebringer:


When you graduate and get a real job you wont have time for all this nonsense

Not entirely true.

TGIF means alot more to some workers

meobizy:
Till I get old I will never understand people who go clubbing and refuse to dance. Why not buy drinks and play music in your own house instead?

so you expect me to start jumping like frog when I initially know I can't even dance to save my life,there are lots like me that has this mad dance skills in our head but we can't practice in public not to look stupid �

Clubbing is a finance drainer and its addictive, the hangovers are also not funny. Back in Nigeria, I clubbed or at least went to a late night bar almost every weekend, since I moved, I only club once a month because its expensive here. Its the only thing I genuinely enjoy outside work. Hoping to find a new/healthy hobby so I can reduce how often I frequent clubs.

Mac12:


Ifeadigo

Chai!

Afa oma...Mama ifeadigo.

Ka chi fo....Agakwana club o!

oh boy, back them in my university dayz my surname is club, forget say na deeper life dey born me, i like clubbing die, because i do mc during my school dayz, one day i was invite for show i see one deeper life girl who i don dey eye since Adams become labour chairman, i like dis girl but her problem be say she say i too popular for school she just like lowkey guys , but for me i prefer the popularity so dat my market go the sale, to cut the story short ask we jamb for club i just see her from far how she the walk like person who dey look for dick, i just say holy shit, i must Bleep today , i carry her come outside the club me and she start to dey gist i give her dry spirit make she the drink so dat we go dey into dey spirit of fornication together, ten to twenty mins body come the talk konji, konji, she just the hold my dick any how like say na mic , as guy man who i be and comedian, i just the ask her stupid question say i ťhink say deeper life people no dey Bleep ,she reply me with acholol language we Bleep i Bleep den Bleep all of us Bleep, i come know say my sister world is in dey spirit of pornolgy ,abeg no ask me dey meaning, because i no know dey meaning, i just carry her go one corner i know no say na fowl house be dat, i dey Bleep her she dey shout fowl the reply abeg leave us we want private, but dat moment nothing dey enter my head again oo, along the line na want useless gate man na stop our Bleep half way, but i no agree o, i get fighting spirit in me, i carry bike man reach house to continue dey Bleep, guy transport fee who suppose to be 200cfa because of Bleep i pay 2k cfa , my brother fornication na bastard , the next day hunger come the bet me like say i never eat for years, but thank god for my life now, am a new creature, pls watch and share my comedy skit on my Fb and Ig@ mctoogod