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VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 3:29pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
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Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 3:34pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
What does it take to be a man magnet My friend just turned down her 5th marriage proposal, whilst I am yet to get one blooody one I have looked and looked and looked at her closely and she does not have two heads Life is not fair I try not to make them the centre of my World I try to have a life away from them, so let them have times with their boys I never scold them for driving rough or misbehaving cos i don't want them calling me a nag I don't reek of desperation by availing myself to them all the time I don't mind cooking and washing for them occasionally Yet, the clock still keeps ticking, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by MissyB3(f): 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
**Sits beside Gestapo and awaits kind words and gifts |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 3:45pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Missy ★ B: I should chase you away in case the few men left takes a peep at you and then cop off with you, thereby leading you to shortening my ration But then on the flip side, maybe I should let you stay so that you will pass me your leftovers At least i hope you wouldn't be greedy and be needing more than one bloke Now move over, let me squeeze in beside you, have you got any tissue paper I have only been here one hour and have gone through 8 boxes already |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 3:58pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
DEDICATED this R.Kelly classics TO MY EX Boy i must have been crazy to say that it was over Gotta be a fool to yell out we were through And now I'm all alone and feeling down and out baby When I never meant for this to end, it was so so crazy of me Sometimes we say things that we really don't mean Well I'm sorry baby bring your lovin' back to me I can't sleep babe I can't think babe I can't live babe without you in my life I can't go on babe this is my song baby Don't wanna do nothin' if I go away baby And I can't do nothin' if you're not around |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by mukina2: 4:11pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
I cant laugh oh |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by r231(m): 4:24pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by MissyB3(f): 4:30pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
r231:What art thou doing hia? Gestapo called only singles. . . .Vamoose b4 I call madam. gestapo:Lol! After tonight, I shall hand him over to you. Don't thank me, that's what sisters do. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by Woke4all(m): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
:p :p |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by r231(m): 4:32pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Missy ★ B: i am single in my mind lol madam has gone out to look for dress so its allowed |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by Odunnu: 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words* |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
gestapo: Dear Ex, i am crazy, but only because i am here trying to serenade you after all you'd done instead of kicking you to the curb to let you rot I take back the R'Kelly song and dedicate this by KELIS TO YOU INSTEAD Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say "Babe, I love you, love you babe I swear" Held you when you were sick even’ (****** your ****) The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair - What is this I see (No) You don’t come home to me (Oh, no) When you don’t come home to me (Man) Can’t deal, can’t bear - You keep tellin’ me lies But to your surprise Look, I found her red coat And your (bitch) caught out there - I hate you so much right now I hate you so much right now Ahh, I hate you so much right now - I hate you so much right now I hate you so much right now Ahh, I hate you so much right now Right, MissyB, you were saying about your ex . . . |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by Nobody: 4:42pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Five real life marriage proposals? Wow. Is she exceptionally pretty or something. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by MissyB3(f): 4:51pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
r231:In that case, could we have our gifts now, please? Thanks! And, you didn't come in a tuke-tuke, did you? Odunnu:Kai! I fear the denzel2009:Don't hate, Denzel. I understand though . . . If I were a guy, I would say he's gay, too. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by denzel2009: 4:56pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
^^^^I hear you o. I'll be wary of a man who is excited seeing his male photographer. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by MissyB3(f): 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
The photographer is actually female. Yes, I am. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by Scooby1(m): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
just passing thru |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by OAM4J: 5:06pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
mukina2: hi honey! Am thinking we should travel to Paris for the val, or will you prefer we go to Dubai? @gestapo Sorry dear, I didnt mean to add salt to your injury, in the spirit of val, Muki & I will send you a teddy to cuddle on that day |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 5:06pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
mukina2: You shouldn't Instead kindly go through your contact list and direct all those beefy and buffed up dude in the sports section this way r231: Heard you just got married, congrats Pleasantries over, is the Bestman still single, any of the Grooms man, your Wifey's Brother perhaps, the DJ, the MC, the Musician, anyone Woke4all: Hey, I'm a doglover too, how's Jimmy now by the way, and i bet he was just stylishly trying to tell you man and dog cannot live on bread and noodles alone, and that you need a woman's touch and a woman like me to take care of you both permanently and make sure you are both well fed and in good health and denzel2009: Impregnate my GSM as in gi' am belle when i am still here single and ready to mingle and about to start growing gray hairs and have not had a man touch me in 17 years Na wa oh, first i had to contend with my friend's 5 suitors now my GSM phone too don get proposition before my very eyes God saved you, if not that your name sounds sexy and i love the way it rolls off my tongue, hmmm Denzel, what a mouthful |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by denzel2009: 5:13pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
^^^^impregnate with my number not me,as I dont like toys. Anyways, stop wrapping your mouth on my name,it's doing me yori-yori. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by mukina2: 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
OAM4J:I was thinking of the Caribbeans I still have the teddy you bought 10 val's ago. we can dash that to her nothing new . .i do not want you spending on anyone but me |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by denzel2009: 5:28pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
OAM4J, you are lucky guy cos I saw a pic of mukina in my dreams and she is proper fit.You know what they say about lepa shandies. . .what's up with spikey,can I make use of her on Monday,I will return her by Tuesday morning unfailingly. Thanks mate. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by obowunmi(m): 5:36pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
****yawns**** |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
tpiah!: I even doubly checked to make sure she didn't have a tail or horns sprouting from anywhere Can you imagine Missy ★ B: Ouch pele, now if not that you had just moments ago publicly declared undying loff for my gsm, i'd have come running with some balm to help massage away the "iso" MissyB deposited in your body Odunnu: Oh gosh, not another single lady to come and shorten my meagre ration I should speak to the Moderators to do something about this, like maybe ban single ladies from posting Scooby1: Without leaving a contact detail for those of us who needs to hear encouraging and kind words You mean all these tears we've been shedding don't mean a thing to you, c'mon don't be cruel na We ain't desperate but at this stage, if all you can afford is flash us, not to worry we will call you back rightaway, and no, desperation has nada to do with it OAM4J: Keep kicking a dog that is already down May your Accountant and Secretary miscalculate the amount in your account and may you find out at the last minute that you don't even have enough to afford bus fare talkless of flying First class to Paris, Milan and Dubai 1 Like |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by OAM4J: 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
mukina2: Caribbeans it is then, We'll spend the day in Jamaica and the Night at Bahamas As for gestapo, you know I always listen to you, whatever you say dear. denzel2009: Now be very careful of what you see in your dreams, else you start dreaming of masquerades chasing you, I dont allow anyone messing around with my girl, not even in dreams. BTW, I tot you are trying to impregnate (give belle) to someone's phone just now. You can go ahead and romance a phone on Monday, its OK mate. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by OAM4J: 5:48pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
gestapo: Sorry dear. We meant no harm, we are only trying to sympathize with your situation, at least a teddy is better than nothing. BTW, I have more than enough for anyone to miscalculate. You have no idea what i make in a day. Besides, I dont buy tickets, I have a private jet and I own a cruise ship. |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by mukina2: 5:53pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
OAM4J:yes sweetie stop blowing kisses to gestapo the handshake wan reach elbow? |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by gestapo(f): 5:54pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
denzel2009: See what you are missing, and it wasn't only your name i'd have been wrapping my sensuous mouth around Oh well you have yourself to blame for choosing my gsm over me mukina2: *** faints*** and to think this same OAM4Gestapo used to chase me and toast me for 7 solid years and I used to say no because he was just a common Teacher then There is a God |
Re: VAL:Those Who Aren't Expecting/Has No Suitor To Give/Wouldn't Be Getting A Ring by mukina2: 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
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