foyeks2001:

why daddy
tot u loved me dearly, am now having a doubting mind of your undying love for me, your daughter

even u too mummy

mukina2:

sorry child we love you wella but let mummy and daddy administer to themselves small na

Odunnu:

Just a few hours and it'l be over.
I'm still sitting on my aboki mat with no gifts, no kind words and no man! Life aint fair, y'know. *sobs*

Odunnu:

Wow!
Thank you, thank you,thank you!
So very touching,thank you

Acidosis:

i love you, odunnu

Odunnu:

*steps in, carrying my aboki mat. Gets a space and settles down, awaiting the gifts and kind words*

Ivynwa:

   

Ladies! All the ladies!
Ivynwa strolls into the ladies club, pours herself a glass of Baylis and sits beside Missy B and Gestapo sipping her drink and gisting the ladies
Don't I like you realistic ladies that are freeminded and open hearted. It's nice to come across your thread ladies, just the kind of place I was thinking about today where single ladies can chill out and get real. My own sef don tire me o because my baby fever transcends the need for a partner sef.

The last time I opened my mouth to say how much I want a family I nearly had sands poured on me-o-o-o, e be like say some naija no like make ladies dey talk their mind. I even don get told what nobody has ever been told in this world in this nairaland all because I never follow ibem fa(others) find husband sef.

I know say naija no dey get respect for unmarried ladies but I never knew that things don spoil finish and people don get bad minded to the point wey married ladies can ever open their mouth to yab a single person all kind of thing like, "boyfriend you no get, relationship you no get, menopause don approach you finish". Dem even add one year on top of my age come describe lekpa shandy like me like some old woman to paint me black" all because person never marry and to think that nobody told me "sorry" over that in this nairaland sef, e tire me. Ivynwa sniffs    Ya diba (Let it be) It is well with us -o-o in Jesus name my sisters, somebody shout Amen! Glory!    Am I getting a welcome or a hug or something? 

Anyway sef I have no time to dwell in negativity, let us have these Bonnie Tyler's evergreen songs to make us feel more yori yori sef, no be only people wey get sweetie dey feel yori yori. Happy valentine to everybody and lots of hugs and kisses too!! 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjcy6Lztp-o&playnext=1&list=PL91F24AC1324BF714


@Miss Gestapo
The thread topic should sound positive like "Val: Those who are expecting from God or something--------" .
Don't you think that "Those who aren't expecting" sounds negative because we are actually expecting to have our sweet families very soon. Amen, Amen, Alleluiah!

OAM4J:

Pls call back on February 15th, Thanks.

Ultrame:

Mama, are you still intrested in that peepshow? let me know in good time so that we can decide the place and time. We might even throw a "full body massage" somewhere in the mix. Who knows? 

tigerpaws:

. . . . and you had time to reply whilst busy?

She must be very boring!

190:

ivynawa stop derailing this thread

Ujujoan:

Ivynwa . . you killed me with Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart!

Ivynwa:

Sweetheart, how am I derailing the thread? I can see that Aunty Mukina and them have released you, good to have you back.
190 you saw me gisting how I was tongue lashed in Nairaland and you did not even say "sorry" to me. You know if it is you that I will tell you "sorry". How are you doing my Baby? Lots of Valentine hugs to you.

Im fine aunty Ivy im not just happy with you
i wanted you to be my val but you were too busy arguing to notice me
I had a splendid val too with this particular white fowl gal
who tongue lashed you tell me who's that person make me and that person Gather wear one trouser!!

oam4gestapo:
Pls call back on February 15th, Thanks.

tigerpaws:

. . . . and you had time to reply whilst busy?

She must be very boring!

justwise:

Yea, do that, we will put it into good use pretty soon.

justwise:

Not yet, i'm going to fight for my seed.

Acidosis:

i love you, odunnu

gmyguy:

Yes Ms Odunnu is pretty pretty

Mobinga:

debest1:

all urs

debest1:

^^^more

okoji:

Ultrame, i'm very available.I don't think gestapo is ready,

afrosays:

Hi all,
I just had to post a smiley



Valentine's can be very tricky. I did not have any significant other to hang out with today so I guess I just wrote my heart out on my blog.

I've gotten decent views so far, of course, because Valentine's a a very important day in a lot of people's lives.

You can check out my blog if you're looking for something exciting to read.

My blog address is in signature below:

ibelab:

save money this year val by switching to, single, ;-)

roymary:

Valentine's day celebration is scam invented by a woman.

mukina2:

*whistling*Jolosy can kill oh

Ivynwa:



Ladies! All the ladies!
Ivynwa strolls into the ladies club, pours herself a glass of Baylis and sits beside Missy B and Gestapo sipping her drink and gisting the ladies
Don't I like you realistic ladies that are freeminded and open hearted. It's nice to come across your thread ladies, just the kind of place I was thinking about today where single ladies can chill out and get real. My own sef don tire me o because my baby fever transcends the need for a partner sef.

The last time I opened my mouth to say how much I want a family I nearly had sands poured on me-o-o-o, e be like say some naija no like make ladies dey talk their mind. I even don get told what nobody has ever been told in this world in this nairaland all because I never follow ibem fa(others) find husband sef.

I know say naija no dey get respect for unmarried ladies but I never knew that things don spoil finish and people don get bad minded to the point wey married ladies can ever open their mouth to yab a single person all kind of thing like, "boyfriend you no get, relationship you no get, menopause don approach you finish". Dem even add one year on top of my age come describe lekpa shandy like me like some old woman to paint me black" all because person never marry and to think that nobody told me "sorry" over that in this nairaland sef, e tire me. Ivynwa sniffs Ya diba (Let it be) It is well with us -o-o in Jesus name my sisters, somebody shout Amen! Glory! Am I getting a welcome or a hug or something?

Anyway sef I have no time to dwell in negativity, let us have these Bonnie Tyler's evergreen songs to make us feel more yori yori sef, no be only people wey get sweetie dey feel yori yori. Happy valentine to everybody and lots of hugs and kisses too!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjcy6Lztp-o&playnext=1&list=PL91F24AC1324BF714


@Miss Gestapo
The thread topic should sound positive like "Val: Those who are expecting from God or something--------" .
Don't you think that "Those who aren't expecting" sounds negative because we are actually expecting to have our sweet families very soon. Amen, Amen, Alleluiah!

190:

ivynawa stop derailing this thread

gestapo:

Go Ivy, go Ivy, go Ivy, thats my tuuuuuuuuune meeeen, whoops, to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, now slide~
#play the funky music now#
#Oh la la la, lets go dancing#
#Do me right baby, do me right baby~
Thanks for the cool tunes and the kind words sweets, keep doing you What time is it babygirl, it is still 2pm here in Australia, so i still have a few hours left till Valentine is over, so imma go right ahead and tap into your faith and be expecting my own knight in shining armour come and sweep me off my feet * hic* Please pour me another liquor will ya

gestapo:

*checking* Does she still have a pulse? Dang Oh well



Who is this i'm seeing if not one of my worse nightmares I have only downed 6 bottles of that 86% Absinthe Lady Ivynwa brought, so surely i cannot be drunk yet Somebody please wake me up from this nightmare

Sharrap lemme hear word
Go into the kitchen and fix me something to eat!!

tigerpaws:


Who is your mama? You make me feel like a cougar