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xxTosinvillexx:
Roymary
ok i know, but promise me you'll always make imari happy.

I will always make Imari happy on one condition; she must ignore further correspondence from the alleged scammist!

Roymary
Probably, the dude may come over to the states and switch to another lady cos most nigerian guys don't fancy older ladies unlike u that have already spend so much time in the states and with that experience.

I'll advice imari to have your hand now before it will be too late cos time isn't our friend u know.

roymary:
Imari, use the lil brain cells you've got left!


The dude is fake!

I'm the real deal Blood, Flesh and Benjamin!

When that last brain cell has burned out and I am on life support in the ICU.

Pay me a visit

Got my very own blood, flesh and BENJAMINS, so again what is it exactly I need from you?

roymary:
OMG! Dum Dum!   That nicca aint gonna show up! Don't end up an everlasting spinster baby!  I wont always be so available. I'm your bonanza!

Take yourself off the market right now no one will ever buy especially not me.

roymary:
I will always make Imari happy on one condition; she must ignore further correspondence from the alleged scammist!

Since I am not and will NEVER be dependent upon you for my happiness.

I reject your "conditions" https://forum.uk-jive.co.uk/images/smilies/laughing.gif

xxTosinvillexx:
Roymary
Probably, the dude may come over to the states and switch to another lady cos most nigerian guys don't fancy older ladies unlike u that have already spend so much time in the states and with that experience.

I'll advice imari to have your hand now before it will be too late cos time isn't our friend u know.

My Kinsman, lets hope she sees reasons.

roymary:
My Kinsman, lets hope she sees reasons.

I have given you umpteen "reasons" why you are HIT.

Need more?

Imari,

Do you get more attention from these boys than you do the guy you paying for in Nigeria?

Okay, i'm sorry if i have made you cry in the past. Don't let me send your name to Okija Shrine o!!!  For your own good, google Okija Shrine!!!!

Imari:
I have given you umpteen "reasons" why you are HIT.

Need more?

Yes dear i need more, i will give you reasons to grind on me and not just Hit!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857448#msg7857448 date=1299435103]Imari,

Do you get more attention from these boys than you do the guy you paying for in Nigeria?[/quote]My in-law, tell Imari, im like my uncle; Mr Chima. We are good people! and dont tell me you are jealous or whats up with the questioning?

You are nothing like my husband and I am not jealous of online romance. I was simply asking because I can.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857481#msg7857481 date=1299435360]You are nothing like my husband and I am not jealous of online romance. I was simply asking because I can.[/quote]Aja lo ma je idi e!!! Google that Mrs Chima!!! and i hate you now.

Google these nuts and I don't give a Bleep if you hate me. You don't mean shit to me.

^^^^

You are on your period again!


Must you bite!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857448#msg7857448 date=1299435103]Imari,

Do you get more attention from these boys than you do the guy you paying for in Nigeria?[/quote]When I am bored, roymary provides my entertainment.  I am for laughs today.

I like having fun.  

roymary:
Okay, i'm sorry if i have made you cry in the past. Don't let me send your name to Okija Shrine o!!!  For your own good, google Okija Shrine!!!!

"cry" with hysterical laughter.

I will once again ask me Nigerian, he likes that I am learning things about Nigeria and ask him when I don't understand words like "nyansh" or places I've seen mentioned here.  

Is "Okija shrine" one of your Nigerian witchcraft places?

Roymary

Man, its like you don't know Mrs.Chima, she always jealous of online romance and always trying to derail your own relationship while she got her man her home.

roymary:
^^^^

You are on your period again!


Must you bite!

Bite these nuts.

Imari:
When I am bored, roymary provides my entertainment.  I am for laughs today.

I like having fun.  


"cry" with hysterical laughter.

I will once again ask me Nigerian, he likes that I am learning things about Nigeria and ask him when I don't understand words like "nyansh" or places I've seen mentioned here.  

Is "Okija shrine" one of your Nigerian witchcraft places?

I know you bored that was my point, shouldn't your online man in Nigeria keep you entertain since he doesn't have a job and he have nothing but time?

xxTosinvillexx:
Roymary

Man, its like you don't know Mrs.Chima, she always jealous of online romance and always trying to derail your own relationship while she got her man her home.

Are you mad at me that you got dumped not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES? Tough.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857541#msg7857541 date=1299435921]I know you bored that was my point, shouldn't your online man in Nigeria keep you entertain since he doesn't have a job and he have nothing but time?[/quote]Stay on your lane Mrs!

Jealousy is written all over you!

Imari:
When I am bored, roymary provides my entertainment.  I am for laughs today.

I like having fun.  


"cry" with hysterical laughter.

I will once again ask me Nigerian, he likes that I am learning things about Nigeria and ask him when I don't understand words like "nyansh" or places I've seen mentioned here.  

Is "Okija shrine" one of your Nigerian witchcraft places?

I won't send your name to the Shrine; i changed my mind but seriously, you are too old for long distance relationship; its for kids. I'm closer to you.

I will buy your love; let me start with Jimmy Choo! Your size please

roymary:
Yes dear i need more, i will give you reasons to grind on me and not just Hit!

Dude, "hit" is far from being a good thing on anyone's part  

I would have to get a magnifying glass just to find it IF I was out of my mind enough to even want to whip that on you.  



[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857481#msg7857481 date=1299435360]You are nothing like my husband and I am not jealous of online romance.  I was simply asking because I can.[/quote]Please.  You do understand that roymary is not dealing with a full deck.
He is a few bricks shy of a full house.

xxTosinvillexx:
Roymary

Man, its like you don't know Mrs.Chima, she always jealous of online romance and always trying to derail your own relationship while she got her man her home.

The ONLY "relationship" you have is the one between you and your palm.

Do clean up good afterwards, OK  

Mrs Chima never got a rubber slip-on from my uncle not to speak of Jimmy Choo!

Mrs.Chima

lol who dump ur phat and ugly azz? wat is she talking bout?lol you have a problem and pls go and cook for Mr.chima my friend cos he's hungry.

roymary:
Stay on your lane Mrs!

Jealousy is written all over you!

It would make you feel good if I was jealous but I WILL NEVER BE JEALOUS OF people masturbating to faceless texts online.  I prefer the real thing.  Comprehende?

xxTosinvillexx:
Mrs.Chima

lol who dump your phat and ugly azz? wat is she talking bout?lol you have a problem and pls go and cook for Mr.chima my friend cos he's hungry.

One thing you have down pat is BEING UGLY but being smart is not your forte. Let me help you, I can't be dumped and cook for a man I don't have. So which one is it boo? I am dumped or I have a husband?

Take your time.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857583#msg7857583 date=1299436249]It would make you feel good if I was jealous but I WILL NEVER BE JEALOUS OF people self-servicing to faceless texts online.  I prefer the real thing.  Comprehende?[/quote]Lies upon lies.  You spend many hours on Nairaland, i wonder when you usually get the real stick you acclaim!!  Mrs Chima, i dont wanna fight!!! We did this before!!!

roymary:
Mrs Chima never got a rubber slip-on from my uncle not to speak of Jimmy Choo!

When you steal the money from Imari, go buy yourself some new games.  You sucks.

roymary:
Lies upon lies.  You spend many hours on Nairaland, i wonder when you usually get the real stick you acclaim!!  Mrs Chima, i dont wanna fight!!! We did this before!!!

Keep wondering nukka, you are the one online begging for punny you may never see since she doesn't have the courage to fly.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857541#msg7857541 date=1299435921]I know you bored that was my point, shouldn't your online man in Nigeria keep you entertain since he doesn't have a job and he have nothing but time?[/quote]It's my birthday.

I am having a big party later in the evening and he says he has something special for me on today and have planned it with my family.

I am excited but bored since they have me sitting around (not allowed to do anything on your birthday) not helping with things.

I have the music pumping and lmao at roymary.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=608521.msg7857600#msg7857600 date=1299436401]When you steal the money from Imari, go buy yourself some new games.  You sucks.[/quote]Jealousy!  Jealousy!  Now, you stole Imari's attention!  You are a married woman, spend time with your family;  I am single, Imari is single, Tosin is single. Go to church or go do some social works.  Damn!

Mrs.Chima
look, i don't have you time cos most of your words are always irrelevant to me, you should be always in the house cooking and doing some chores not to come here typing craps al day and night long.

roymary:
Jealousy!  Jealousy!  Now, you stole Imari's attention!  You are married woman, spend time with your family;  I am single, Imari is single, Tosin is single. Go to church or go do some social works.  Damn!

Now I am married.  Make up your mind.  I can't be single and married.  You been hanging around Tosin too long that the omosiosmosistupidity have entered your brain plane.