25 Reasons Beer is Better Than Women


1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out

3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer

4. Your beer will always wait patiently in your car while you play football

5. when beer goes flat, you can toss it out

6. beer is never late

7. A beer doesn’t get jealous if you have another beer

8. Hangovers go away

9. Beer lables come off without a fight

10. When you go to a bar, You know you can pick up a beer

11. Beer never has a head ache

12. After you had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer

14. If you pour a beer right, You’ll always get good head

15. A beer always go down easy

16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

17. You can share a beer with your friends

18. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer

19. Beer is always wet

20. Beer doesn’t demand equality

21. You can have a beer in public

22. A beer doesn’t care when you come home

23. A frigid beer is a good beer

24. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good

25. If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony




shoutout to soberdrunk, slawormir, ubunja

U gat point

No. 18: You always know you are the first one to bop the beer.
That's deep, fresh and blood didn't reveal that to you.

meobizy:
Hackneyed and still true. Now, compose 25 reasons why hands are better for pleasure than women.

nananah..



Hands can never be better.

ismail4sure:
U gat point

yes o