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Why Beer Is Better Than Women by SimplePlan34: 1:11pm On May 12, 2021
I am allowed to complain about the beer being flat,
If my lips touch another bottle, my old beer don't get mad.
When I am at bar, I am always able to pick up a bud light,
The beer looks the same in the morning as it did on the Friday night
Beer always ready to leave on time and thats why beers never late,
When I wanna swap beers, my old beer won't take half of my estate.
A world where I could just date beer would just be great.

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:13pm On May 12, 2021
SimplePlan34:
I am allowed to complain about the beer being flat,
If my lips touch another bottle, my old beer don't get mad.
When I am at bar, I am always able to pick up a bud light,
The beer looks the same in the morning as it did on the Friday night
Beer always ready to leave on time and thats why beers never late,
When I wanna swap beers, my old beer won't take half of my estate.
A world where I could just date beer would just be great.

From Tik tok

Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:19pm On May 12, 2021
Nobody is arguing with you. You can date 10 beers at the same time. Leave our women for us.

The feeling of bobby in your mouth has no rival.

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Twelfthman: 1:25pm On May 12, 2021
Lol
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Babafash(m): 1:28pm On May 12, 2021
I prefer women to beers anyday anytime

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Koryc: 1:34pm On May 12, 2021
Lol
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Polynek(m): 1:37pm On May 12, 2021
After comparing woman with a bottle, you go still open Ur mouth de ask woman out?
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Maxi112: 1:48pm On May 12, 2021
Agenda!!
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by donbachi(m): 1:50pm On May 12, 2021
2moro ur parent go begin blame villgage people..naso e dey start.u go dey waka dey find where to drink beer.wen beer no dey,u enter kai-kai.b4 u know it.u done dey enter white curtain bar(kai-kai joint).may GOD deliver u ijn.
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by HOVATECH2021: 2:09pm On May 12, 2021
Both the pleasure of bear and woman will not give you inner happiness or peace, wisdom is profitable to direct. Accept and embrace JESUS and u wiil never regrate it

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by tobenuel(m): 2:11pm On May 12, 2021
Word!
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by illicit(m): 2:17pm On May 12, 2021
Beer is my aphrodisiac

I get stronger erection if I drink moderately before bedtime
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Angelacruz: 6:58pm On May 12, 2021
Unam ebot
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Dickson178(m): 9:57pm On May 12, 2021
Angelacruz:
Unam ebot
atang apanikor bro. Ade ata unam ebot grin grin
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Angelacruz: 1:21am On May 13, 2021
Yes bro
Dickson178:
atang apanikor bro. Ade ata unam ebot grin grin
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Cousin9999: 1:38am On May 13, 2021
Um, no.
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