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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by softmind24: 5:30pm On Mar 25
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berbs:
They'll soon come out with another drama now. Let's watch and see.
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by ENIGMATIC2023(m): 6:29pm On Mar 25
Melancholy:
Don't get it twisted, l still believe the money will be paid!!!

You are a certified psychiatric patient

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Kingdemu: 9:24pm On Mar 25
ENIGMATIC2023:


You are a certified psychiatric patient
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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 9:30pm On Mar 25
berbs:
They'll soon come out with another drama now. Let's watch and see.

Sure!
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 9:36pm On Mar 25
How people are waiting for these blundering schnooks to come share what is way bigger than what the Nigerian economy is worth is beyond me.

But one word sums it up. Stupidity. On the part of people who should know(the so-called graduates and intending graduates)
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 10:47pm On Mar 25
And it was a success!!!

One thing about social media is that, you can never force or coerce people to your sentimental beliefs!!!
And peradventure you failed, the onus is on you not to resort to verbal abuse, but for you to know that your advice is redundant as you've failed to withdraw when the ovation was at its peak.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 11:02pm On Mar 25
ENIGMATIC2023:


You are a certified psychiatric patient
Lolz. see werey dey disguise sha..

Old papa, get ur life rearranged cos no be do you!!!!

I go just use you catch cruise!!!!!!!!
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 1:24am On Mar 26
Major takeways from the meeting of nonpariel scammer-in-chief Elomama with other spivs and my responses:

"Telpecon is finally in custody of the Grant Claim/Grant Document." The fake TELEX copy? gringrin After spending the last 2-3 months looking for that TELEX copy, I think donors (aka beneficiaries) should ensure it is deposited in the safest CBN vault before TELPECON leader cook up another story around it. ;DDD It won't be possible sha cos the TELEX copy and other documents are non-existent.

"The figure written in the Grant Document is $700m." Oh! It's no longer $700 billion. The size of the lie has been reduced to make it believable, abi. Hope the size of the money doesn't shrink further gringrin


"Disbursement office will be furnished and prepared Immediately." Disbursement office? gringrin What's wrong with using TELPECON OFFICE of old? Is that one fake too? After all, people arent going to queue up to collect this money? Do you need a separate office to effect Bank transfers, again? Or they want to build their own gigantic bank office? Oh! I get it. Donors(aka beneficiaries) be ready to donate more. gringrin


"The Donors will be invited to the country to inspect the whole environment before the Money is transfered." Oh boy! Money wey be don dey the country since last year? Who remember that time wey Elomama bein just dey wait for alert from CBN? These imaginary donors will come and inspect what environment? gringrin Thought they came earlier this year. Remember they will only come when everything is ready and this will take a whole year with TELPECON ;DD Which serious donor would still want to donate after seeing the infightings, lack of structure and organisational procedures, and endless lies etc in all these? gringrin So u believe some bozos somewhere are willing to part with $700million just like that? gringrin

"The money will be transferred directly into Telpecon Account and Disbursement begins Immediately." I like the new strategy here: let's remove CBN cos it was making us look like fools. Una see how the story dey change for una very eyes? gringrin

Matters arising

1) How will 10 million (forget 44 million beneficiaries) share a paltry $700 million?

2) The foreign donors are still nameless!

3) With the small money, no hope for community project, again?

4) No disbursement timeline, just new stories to generate more lies.


My final take on the outcome of this latest gathering of schnucks

I expected them to bring out a believable storyline and they didn't disappoint. Kudos to them gringrin Now CBN is no longer your problem; it's now going to be "environment" and "disbursement office.", "foreign donors have not yet visited", etc. gringrin The line about "donors coming to inspect before transfer of grants" is the perfect way to buy more time, and more lies will come out from that line. grin grin Just wait. Is anyone noticing that they have successfully dragged disbursement date to no mans land. gringrin



Donors (aka beneficiaries) una food don done for the next couple of months. They have succeded in calming you guys down. Now it's another round of hoping for the impossible. UP TELPECON gringrin

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 8:10am On Mar 26
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 9:13am On Mar 26
Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

Look at this runt.

No wonder you are still a hopeless victim in this TELPECON madness. No wonder the scam is still going strong.

No wonder a former CBN labelled many of you as unemployable.

Give this small calculation to your primary 4 brother/sister/relative to help you out.

At the official exchange rate of 380, each (and I am using the more reasonable total of 10 million beneficiaries) of you will get less than 30k, assuming the money ($700 million) is shared equally.

To think that you are a student of adult education in a Nigerian university and you are this clueless in simple mathematics! Any adult looking up to people like you for educational redemption is lost cos you are hopeless and ineducable yourself.

Trust me, I dont bandy words with unintelligent characters.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 9:54am On Mar 26
tplayer:


Look at this runt.

No wonder you are still a hopeless victim in this TELPECON madness. No wonder the scam is still going strong.

No wonder a former CBN labelled many of you as unemployable.

Give this small calculation to your primary 4 brother/sister/relative to help you out.

At the official exchange rate of 380, each (and I am using the more reasonable total of 10 million beneficiaries) of you will get less than 30k, assuming the money ($700 million) is shared equally.

To think that you are a student of adult education in a Nigerian university and you are this clueless in simple mathematics! Any adult looking up to people like you for educational redemption is lost cos you are hopeless and ineducable yourself.

Trust me, I dont bandy words with unintelligent characters.
Lmao!!! Ineducable Thank God you you know that l'm a potential adult educator and not a mathematician, so it is permissible. My PROBABLE miscalculations holds no water here oga as you've been extensively looking for ways to gag anyone hopeful on this grant. Hey, you should be concerned about how your reason d'ĂȘtre of spoilt-spot nature easily turn to sudden likeness and concern on particular amount to be disbursed?? You fall my hand o. Sir, your behavioural standards is below the bar. l assumed you know better, but hey, look at what is playing out. Bye

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 10:59am On Mar 26
Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

your ignorance is appalling. You're all looking at how huge $700m is but forgot to realise 44million people are sharing that.

Take your calculator, now press

$700,000,000/44,000,000 persons, that's $15.9/person.

$15.9, assuming a dollar is 500 naira is just about 8000 naira.

Assuming 10m people,

$700,000,000/10,000,000persons is just $70/person. At 500 naira rate, that's 35k.


So, what's the big money here?

Note;

1. This assuming everyone collects same amount, and it is practically impossible because your OGAs will take chunk of the fictitious money.

2. This is even assuming you exchange at 500.

So, I'm basically analysing what each of you can earn under the possible best scenario.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 11:15am On Mar 26
Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

Still wish to heal you of the ignorance further.

Let me first convert the money to dollars as you stated here, because you might argue the money will be much more if first converted.

$700,000,000 * 500 = 350,000,000,000 (N350b)

Let me further simplify my mathematics for you,
7*5=35, we have 10 zeros altoger from $700m and 500, that gives 350,000,000,000 Naira. Clear?

Now, 44,000,000 people are sharing 350,000,000,000 Naira.

gives; N350,000,000,000/44,000,000 perosns
=N7,954.54/person

For 10,000,000 persons

N350,000,000,000/10,000,000
=N35,000

Do you still argue each of 44m will earn millions from $700m?

Greediness really makes a lot of you throw reasoning to the wind such that you still mock people who make you realise $700m is just paltry for 44m people.
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 11:22am On Mar 26
Melancholy:
Lmao!!! Ineducable Thank God you you know that l'm a potential adult educator and not a mathematician, so it is permissible. My PROBABLE miscalculations holds no water here oga as you've been extensively looking for ways to gag anyone hopeful on this grant. Hey, you should be concerned about how your reason d'ĂȘtre of spoilt-spot nature easily turn to sudden likeness and concern on particular amount to be disbursed?? You fall my hand o. Sir, your behavioural standards is below the bar. l assumed you know better, but hey, look at what is playing out. Bye

LOL, you really think he pointing out your false millions claim for each beneficiary from the $700m means he already starts believing the grant is real?

I personally did troll you guys last week on this thread at how ignorant you all are to be celebrating over $700m for 44m people.

No one believes your grant, just further pointing out your gullibility at rejoicing over $700m for 44m.


Now, the question is this, having confirmed the grant is $700m and the beneficiaries are about 44m, do you still expect millions from this grant? Do you think you can even earn 35k from this grant which is only possible under best scenario?
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 11:26am On Mar 26
peeps4u:
AUDIO $700m to be given to 44 million people.


apparently, TELPECON people have been waiting for a huge sum of $15.90 each all this while.

God is good.

This is my post trolling them.

How can educated persons still rejoice at the $700m after reading this last week?

What does it cost you to sit down to press your calculator to confirm this post, but you must come here to rejoice at $700m because your OGAs are still brainwashing you that it is a lot of money when converted to Naira and each person can still take at least 1m each. LOL

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 11:57am On Mar 26
peeps4u:


LOL, you really think he pointing out your false millions claim for each beneficiary from the $700m means he already starts believing the grant is real?

I personally did troll you guys last week on this thread at how ignorant you all are to be celebrating over $700m for 44m people.

No one believes your grant, just further pointing out your gullibility at rejoicing over $700m for 44m.


Now, the question is this, having confirmed the grant is $700m and the beneficiaries are about 44m, do you still expect millions from this grant? Do you think you can even earn 35k from this grant which is only possible under best scenario?

Thanks for the calculation by the way.

Below is the completion of yesterday's update.

More explanation to give by Telpecon.

Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 12:40pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
Thanks for the calculation by the way.

Below is the completion of yesterday's update.

More explanation to give by Telpecon.
LOL, your gullibility knows no bounds. You obviously derive excitement from all these updates even when no money is forthcoming.
Which explanation will unravel how 44m people will share $700m and each will atleast take 1m?
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by berbs: 12:57pm On Mar 26
peeps4u:

LOL, your gullibility knows no bounds. You obviously derive excitement from all these updates even when no money is forthcoming.
Which explanation will unravel how 44m people will share $700m and each will atleast take 1m?





Let's assume that amount will be shared equally with the said number of people, each person won't get up to N10k. But it's all fake.
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 1:48pm On Mar 26
berbs:


Let's assume that amount will be shared equally with the said number of people, each person won't get up to N10k. But it's all fake.

He's still waiting for telpecon explanation on how each of them will get 1m each

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 1:49pm On Mar 26
peeps4u:

LOL, your gullibility knows no bounds. You obviously derive excitement from all these updates even when no money is forthcoming.
Which explanation will unravel how 44m people will share $700m and each will atleast take 1m?




Lmao! And now Mr, can you just take me for who l am?? You should know by now that the singular trait of doggedness in me is so much exuding reason why l rearly give up on things in life till l see how it ends!!!

lf you cannot respect my personality, please stop stressing yourself quoting me jare.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 2:15pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
Lmao! And now Mr, can you just take me for who l am?? You should know by now that the singular trait of doggedness in me is so much exuding reason why l rearly give up on things in life till l see how it ends!!!

lf you cannot respect my personality, please stop stressing yourself quoting me jare.

We will not stop quoting you and laughing at your gullibility. if we all watch you here, you would have successfully fooled many people into this scam.

It will be interesting to see how your doggedness will fetch 44m people atleast 1-2m each from a fund of $700m.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 2:18pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

Guess your doggedness made you arrive at this figure?
5m indeed.

Mr Doggedness.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 2:26pm On Mar 26
peeps4u:


We will not stop quoting you and laughing at your gullibility. if we all watch you here, you would have successfully fooled many people into this scam.

It will be interesting to see how your doggedness will fetch 44m people atleast 1-2m each from a fund of $700m.
it's my time, my money and my opinion for crying out loud, Mr!!!! Don't cry more than the bereaved!!!! Get busy!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 3:46pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
it's my time, my money and my opinion for crying out loud, Mr!!!! Don't cry more than the bereaved!!!! Get busy!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is our own time also to quote and troll you.

We are not crying more than the bereaved, but laughing at your gullibility and ignorance.

Isn't it ironical for you to tell people to get busy when you spend your time following telpecon meetings and updates?

Who has faith and commits time to a wasteful exercise like TELPECON? You need to get busy so you can forget about Telpecon.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 4:12pm On Mar 26
Some have thrown there small sense into Sambisa Forrest. I am not here for those. But for the ones who are willing to keep an open mind. Those who want to cure their ignorance.

I have always said it that there are more fools in Nigeria than there are people.

I have also been saying it that this scam will last for 2-5 years unless government intervenes speedily.

No free $700 million or $800 billion exist anywhere to be shared by some contemptible bastards to Nigerians. Fact!

It's glaring to even destitutes of common sense that financial literacy is low in Nigeria. And it shows in our NSE.
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 4:31pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
Good question! You see as young as l am, know a lot about grant and the reason is not far- fetched cos l am an undergraduate studying course related to it. Telpecon is a form networking to allow for NGOs not to resort to duplication and strengthen their proposal having a lot of database to proof to it donor. Having said this, they've been to surmount any spirit of power greediness, and aside that, a network of NGOs must have a leader, so donor entrusting this grant in his hands shouldn't be a problem, sir.

Just read the quote above.

So, argue with this benighted one at your own peril

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 4:36pm On Mar 26
Melancholy:
please sir would you drop your ego and learn a little? the donors or funders are those organizations that award grants.



The money is with CBN presently but there are documents needed for the chairman to make a thoughtful plans as regarding disbursement! Mind you, we've been told to make a physical visitation to CBN most especially department handling grants to verify. According to him he was sideline at a point having spent so much personal money. so once he retrieve this document back, disbursement kick-starts.


Me still believe sey naija go better las las.

Read the above quote and you will know why Naija may remain in economic morass.

Leave that guy alone if you don't want to develop brain tumor.

Even now that the main scammers have removed CBN from the equation, hopeless donors (aka beneficiaries) will still continue to believe the new lies. Fact!
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 5:08pm On Mar 26
tplayer:


Read the above quote and you will know why Naija may remain in economic morass.

Leave that guy alone if you don't want to develop brain tumor.

Even now that the main scammers have removed CBN from the equation, hopeless donors (aka beneficiaries) will still continue to believe the new lies. Fact!

The scammers have bought more time for themselves with the new updates that the donors will have to come to Nigeria for environmental inspection before disbursement. They can buy about another 3 months with this. The probable next excuse will be the donors are yet to come to Nigeria.

What's sickening to the ears is the mention of "donors" everytime without naming them. An NGO that gave $700m grant remains unnamed?

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 5:12pm On Mar 26
People might question the obsession about this thread, we need to do that because the aim of this thread was to gain more brainwashed Nigerians into the scam, watching them posting their lies unchallenged will see them being able to convince few more Nigerians into the scam program. Posting the TELPECON updates here is tactical; to convince more people.

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 5:25pm On Mar 26
A very good liar must be smart at it.

TELPECON guys shot themselves at the feet with many lies;

1. It is a lie that they have 44million beneficiaries, There is no way 44m people would be involved and there wouldn't be at least a telpecon member in every household, church or street. It was just a lie to project a widespread acceptance of the program just so to convince more people.

2. They also goofed by the initial $700b claim. They were daft to realise that the sum was questionable. Nigeria's yearly budget isn't even as much as that neither has Nigeria ever accessed a loan (not even grant) of such magnitude, but TELPECON ignorantly claimed they had access to $700b grant.

3. Now, having realised the $700b claim was unrealistic and unbelievable, they now claim $700m sum.

4. TELPECON could manage to reduce the grant to $700m but how would they reduce 44m beneficiaries they earlier claimed to atleast make sure $700m grant can be reasonably shared among beneficiaries?

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Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by Melancholy(m): 7:50pm On Mar 26
No matter how you brandish or fabricate words, l will continue to share updates at my own free will, biko.

In other news, my exams are here and will no longer be active to share latest news on telpecon. And to the grant faithfuls like me, expect more updates oo!!!!!
Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by peeps4u: 7:54pm On Mar 26
LOOOOOL

If only updates could turn to the actual grants, all of you would have become billionaires now with the amount of updates already dropped.

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