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Tv(wives) And Mobiles(concubines) by MAYOWAAK: 9:08pm On Mar 10, 2011
A Wife is like a TV

A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will
be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable



U can have only one TV and be comfortable

but mobile can be packed like 4 at a time in one pocket and they will still be comfortable



We only change our TV only if spoilt(dead)

but we like a newer and a finer mobile unless we don't see or hear about them



Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles' often do so let's love and stick to our TVs and forget about the mobiles,
Re: Tv(wives) And Mobiles(concubines) by jamace(m): 5:50am On Mar 12, 2011
Poster, well done o. grin grin grin
Re: Tv(wives) And Mobiles(concubines) by Macaulish(m): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2011
Nice composition. Good keep it up.

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