fati2001:

Brother...please not today.
Find another chat u not wanted. Tanks bro

TheCork:


Brother...please not today. Find another chat u not wanted. Tanks bro

IS THAT ALL ?

Before I can help, which kinda fart was it...

1. Was a silent and deadly one?

2. A loud one with no smell but everybody heard it?

3. A wet one?

4. You shit yourself in front of her friends?

fati2001:



IS THAT ALL ?

Brother. I apologise. Please go & harass other men I beg. Tanks!

If we can't fart in front of each other, are we even dating?

Fart wey me and bae dey use do competition

Anoth:
Before I can help, which kinda fart was it...

1. Was a silent and deadly one?

2. A loud one with no smell but everybody heard it?

3. A wet one?

4. You shit yourself in front of her friends?

so fart comes in various shades and aroma?

Fart some more .... If the first one no reset her nose

TheCork:


Brother. I apologise. Please go & harass other men I beg. Tanks!

you and sense are frienemy

baralatie:

so fart comes in various shades and aroma?

Farts got levels and the solution works in levels

Anoth:

Farts got levels and the solution works in levels

so which level of fart did op release

Abeg, I no send ooo, before getting married and now in marriage, na me be Oga patapata, for my house, mess get grade, we get president, vice president, chairman and commoner. Before I used to be president of Mess, later, my wife took over but if my little baby Reyna of 7months fart for you, brethren, you will never remain the same. she don be president for mess in the house now. Now I've been relegated to commoner.

baralatie:

so which level of fart did op release

We're waiting to find out, but I think it was a loud odourless one from his narrative.

visiondee:
Abeg, I no send ooo, before getting married and now in marriage, na me be Oga patapata, for my house, mess get grade, we get president, vice president, chairman and commoner. Before I used to be president of Mess, later, my wife took over but if my little baby Reyna of 7months fart for you, brethren, you will never remain the same. she don be president for mess in the house now. Now I've been relegated to commoner.

And for your mind, your smelly relationship is romantic

Shortyy:
If we can't fart in front of each other, are we even dating?

Question is, can you fart in front of a lightskin babe...serrriously?.. can u?

baralatie:

so which level of fart did op release

Bro question is wot do u do if u mistakenly fart in front of fine lightskin woman?

TheCork:




Question is, can you fart in front of a lightskin babe...serrriously?.. can u?

Sigh. Like I said, if we're dating, expect farting from me, if I can't do it in your presence, then you're not the right guy for me.

Anoth:


And for your mind, your smelly relationship is romantic

E concern you? u fit spread nylon mess inside, troway am inside bush for ya own relationship. At least we are blessed with two angels and our mess no get limit. I can invite you to come and have a great memorable resounding family mess

Mr cork and his obsession for light skin women. Na God go help you.

lightskin babe ...so d dark ones are fart collectors or wat ..if we can't fart in front of each other wat are we doing together..Everybody dey fart na..So because of a fine boy I should hold my fart. ...d stomach ache dat it causes no be small tin abeg

Cup my hand, scoop the fart and press it on her face.

Shortyy:


Sigh. Like I said, if we're dating, expect farting from me, if I can't do it in your presence, then you're not the right guy for me.

ermm calm down
..U juss dont gerrrit... are u kidding me?
....AGAIN ..question is can u fart in front of a lightskin babe like Beyannsi or halfcast babe like Halle berry or Alicia keys?.. who does that?

Mr cork and his obsession for light skin women. Na God go help you.

Bro why would you fart in front of a light-skinned babe?
You're going to kill her. Light-skinned babes don't poop and fart. They are not like the rest of us

ReluctantAdult:
Bro why would you fart in front of a light-skinned babe?
You're going to kill her. Light-skinned babes don't poop and fart. They are not like the rest of us

All men agree Lightskin females are like halfcast babes actually... the look like white women & much prettier (fact)

reminds me of my babe back then, babe farts as if her life depends on it, I told her I wasn't comfortable with if but she doesn't give a shit. one day I went to sabbo to greet an old friend of mine, dude gave me fura de nu nu ( the hausa people will understand), suya and yogurt, later in the evening we ate moi moi and drank kunun geda, I told him "Dan kese mata na de tusa yau" ( I'll kill my girlfriend with mess today ). I got home after 7pm, she came to greet me not long after I arrived,my stomach started rumbling, I said to myself this girl will die today, I dropped the first bullet, she started complaining that rat have died in my room, I smiled and said yes it's true, few minutes after the first bullet, I dropped another one, she said it's like rotten eggs are in my room oh, all this while she was on her phone chatting, when I dropped the third one she couldn't control herself again and asked what was happening, I told her I am the one farting since, things escalated quickly and she started threatening me with break up, me wey I no nice, during the argument I moved close to her as if I wanted to hug her, I dropped another bomb shell, she pushed me out of the way, went home and refused to talk to me for a week.


south south region
(drops mic)

visiondee:
Abeg, I no send ooo, before getting married and now in marriage, na me be Oga patapata, for my house, mess get grade, we get president, vice president, chairman and commoner. Before I used to be president of Mess, later, my wife took over but if my little baby Reyna of 7months fart for you, brethren, you will never remain the same. she don be president for mess in the house now. Now I've been relegated to commoner.

Toast to a smelly relationship

Shortyy:


Sigh. Like I said, if we're dating, expect farting from me, if I can't do it in your presence, then you're not the right guy for me.

Jxt mke sure it doesnt smell. If nt , i'd lock u up in d toilet

WrittyWritter:
lightskin babe ...so d dark ones are fart collectors or wat ..if we can't fart in front of each other wat are we doing together..Everybody dey fart na..So because of a fine boy I should hold my fart. ...d stomach ache dat it causes no be small tin abeg

Don't mind him he is a racist obsessed with light skin

I can't stop laughing to y'all comments..