TheCork:


Sir, wot do u do if u fart by mistake in front of fine babe;

A. Delete her nomba & forget about her?

B. Pretend it wasn't u & accuse a next man?

C. Frown yor face like a boss so she dont question yor autority?

D. Juss walk away & tell her u quit!!!

Please advice!

C.

dannyrhymes600:
reminds me of my babe back then, babe farts as if her life depends on it, I told her I wasn't comfortable with if but she doesn't give a shit. one day I went to sabbo to greet an old friend of mine, dude gave me fura de nu nu ( the hausa people will understand), suya and yogurt, later in the evening we ate moi moi and drank kunun geda, I told him "Dan kese mata na de tusa yau" ( I'll kill my girlfriend with mess today ). I got home after 7pm, she came to greet me not long after I arrived,my stomach started rumbling, I said to myself this girl will die today, I dropped the first bullet, she started complaining that rat have died in my room, I smiled and said yes it's true, few minutes after the first bullet, I dropped another one, she said it's like rotten eggs are in my room oh, all this while she was on her phone chatting, when I dropped the third one she couldn't control herself again and asked what was happening, I told her I am the one farting since, things escalated quickly and she started threatening me with break up, me wey I no nice, during the argument I moved close to her as if I wanted to hug her, I dropped another bomb shell, she pushed me out of the way, went home and refused to talk to me for a week.


south south region
(drops mic)

Hahaha.
She threatened to break up with U over fart?! All ppl fart
Unless U no dey got gastro system lil

Mrscarter:

Hahaha. She threatened to break up with U over fart?! All ppl fart Unless U no dey got gastro system lil

she just couldn't take what she serves me everyday

Shey the babe no dey fart ni? Rubbish post

dannyrhymes600:

she just couldn't take what she serves me everyday

Lol. U give U gotta expect to be given eh

Eryyy92:
Toast to a smelly relationship

cheers....

Lee99:
Shey the babe no dey fart ni? Rubbish post

how? bro Who told u babes fart? Hav u ever heard babe fart....especially if she lightskin? U tink u can hear lightskin babe like shortyy fart?

If you have not farted in your girls presence, my guy you must be hiding something from her,to mess no be normal thing?

TheCork:



how? bro Who told u babes fart? Hav u ever heard babe fart....especially if she lightskin? U tink u can hear lightskin babe like shortyy fart?

How is Shorty light skin

YoungDaNaval:
How is Shorty light skin

Shortyy is very beautiful bro..she look like halfcast & halfcast women are finest....no man can fart in front of babe like that sir!(true story)

dannyrhymes600:
reminds me of my babe back then, babe farts as if her life depends on it, I told her I wasn't comfortable with if but she doesn't give a shit. one day I went to sabbo to greet an old friend of mine, dude gave me fura de nu nu ( the hausa people will understand), suya and yogurt, later in the evening we ate moi moi and drank kunun geda, I told him "Dan kese mata na de tusa yau" ( I'll kill my girlfriend with mess today ). I got home after 7pm, she came to greet me not long after I arrived,my stomach started rumbling, I said to myself this girl will die today, I dropped the first bullet, she started complaining that rat have died in my room, I smiled and said yes it's true, few minutes after the first bullet, I dropped another one, she said it's like rotten eggs are in my room oh, all this while she was on her phone chatting, when I dropped the third one she couldn't control herself again and asked what was happening, I told her I am the one farting since, things escalated quickly and she started threatening me with break up, me wey I no nice, during the argument I moved close to her as if I wanted to hug her, I dropped another bomb shell, she pushed me out of the way, went home and refused to talk to me for a week.


south south region
(drops mic)

Baba you no well o, see the way you made me laughed frantically and very loud at that, at this early hour

chukskafor:
Baba you no well o, see the way you made me laughed frantically and very loud at that, at this early hour

She didn't believe I also know how to fart

TheCork:
Shortyy and Sinaj are the finest most beautiful females on nairaland & they both lightskin & halfcast..

..one look like sweet wine & the other loooooklike Big deep ice strawberry ice cream

no Man will dear fart on front of them......however all men including I...will definately fart in front of sweetcunt 97 or dorin27 anyday!! (no ooofeinse)

hmmmmm

What is special about light skin babe?

Okoroawusa:
What is special about light skin babe?

Bro u can not date lightskin females if u dont have moiney or bank account..... how do u plan to woo them sir, by selling petrol?
Look at Shortyy, look at Sinaj, mamagee3 and others..they r fine sweet lightskin females(truss me)