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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:01pm On Mar 12, 2011
tanimz:

Ehm Chykason, you no know say my Badosky don open joint already? undecided
<<. .thinking it's one of those tax people. .tries to accelerate. .comes back. .pretending to be jogging. .>>
**thinking aloud. .dis gal wan thief my customers**
errr. .you no read signpost. . Spa no be bar na wink wink
wetin we go offer u. . cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:05pm On Mar 12, 2011
Lol. Just kiddn. But rily am feelin a lil bit sleepy *yawns n stretches* its bin a long dae.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:06pm On Mar 12, 2011
yinkalink:

Home of course. Finished wit my bottle of coke,so wat else? Dis 1 dat d owner's spikn drinks n poppin pills,i dey fear oh
no fear jor! Coke no dey intoxicate na. .oya come take your gala made with 100% pig beaf cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 11:09pm On Mar 12, 2011
No add sleeping tablet join the gala give the girl o

u dis ibo boy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:11pm On Mar 12, 2011
Thanks hon. Chykason u no know book at all. Pig beaf! Hmnn! Thanks but al pass
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:17pm On Mar 12, 2011
***sits down and enjoys his order;looks up and sees a beautiful gurl just sitting opposite him,stood up and walks to her $ in the typical ibo accent begins his speech,
Emmmm, baby u are very very beautiful,infact can I hav ur no?my name is Bright007 an international business man,infact I can take care of u,
Emmm bartender serve thi baby,hope u have a place for both of us,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 11:17pm On Mar 12, 2011
Chykason:

<<. .thinking it's one of those tax people. .tries to accelerate. .comes back. .pretending to be jogging. .>>
**thinking aloud. .dis gal wan thief my customers**
errr. .you no read signpost. . Spa no be bar na wink wink
wetin we go offer u. . cool

Mschew, go sit your ass somewhere jore. tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by mamagee3(f): 11:19pm On Mar 12, 2011
tanimz:

Mschew, go sit your backside somewhere jore. tongue
**shakes head*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Mar 12, 2011
bright007:

***sits down and enjoys his order;looks up and sees a beautiful gurl just sitting opposite him,stood up and walks to her $ in the typical ibo accent begins his speech,
Emmmm, baby u are very very beautiful,infact can I hav your no?my name is Bright007 an international business man,infact I can take care of u,
Emmm bartender serve thi baby,hope u have a place for both of us,

^^hahaha

this your invincible baby nor get name?

hmmm? 007 tongue tongue

yinkalink:

Thanks hon. Chykason u no know book at all. Pig beaf! Hmnn! Thanks but al pass

na Pork 'n Beef

at least im don upgrade the gala from rat meat now  grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:20pm On Mar 12, 2011
Tax ppl. Lol!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:20pm On Mar 12, 2011
Studio CFR:

No add sleeping tablet join the gala give the girl o


this bar no be chemist ooo. .lol
Studio how market work? Wetin you wan order. .we have liquors, cocktails, lemonades, beers, suya(your favorite) . .  cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:21pm On Mar 12, 2011
tanimz:

Mschew, go sit your backside somewhere jore. tongue

Still as fiesty as ever!

a true daughter of Madam Badosky grin grin

so where Senior Badosky go sef?  lipsrsealed tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:23pm On Mar 12, 2011
@efemena_xy:u suppose know the babe nau.na Yinka of course
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 11:24pm On Mar 12, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Still as fiesty as ever!

a true daughter of Madam Badosky grin grin

so where Senior Badosky go sef?  lipsrsealed tongue

She's in Dubai. cool

mama-gee:

**shakes head*

Uhm, do I know you? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2011
@Bright

yeah - I guessed as much

'ope you'll make this show worth watching??

oya let the toasting begin!!  grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2011
Hahahaha. Bryt wan kil me. Rat meat,eurgh, dats disgustn
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:27pm On Mar 12, 2011
Bartender wetin u give am?ra kini?Better don't let my baby vex ooo
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:27pm On Mar 12, 2011
tanimz:

She's in Dubai. cool

Uhm, do I know you? undecided


so na business trip she go make - who go help am carry the load now?

you? or vicks??  grin grin grin

yinkalink:

Hahahaha. Bryt wan kil me. Rat meat,eurgh, dats disgustn

Babes - na so we see am now  grin grin grin

but like I said - the guy don upgrade  wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 11:29pm On Mar 12, 2011
Efemena_xy:

so na business trip she go make - who go help am carry the load now?

you? or vicks??  grin grin grin

Na business trip o. She go buy equipments for the spa.

As for the load, the Lord God shall help us all himself. cool

Ehm, Vicks? I suppose dey ask you about im whereabout. Where is he? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:31pm On Mar 12, 2011
@efe;infact bartender serve efe 2 roasted australian lizard with 1 jug of sapele water.Efe u ar 3 much.u know better thing
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:32pm On Mar 12, 2011
If dats upgrading. Geez! Imagine him downgradin,wat'll it b,cockroach clusters. Bryt bryt! Aw fa?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:32pm On Mar 12, 2011
@ T_Z: last thing I heard

ID was keeping him captive in her dungeons

then she come relase am from the maximum security cell to mimimum security (i.e her xmas chicken farm)

grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:35pm On Mar 12, 2011
@yinka;I dey jare.abeg quick finish ur dish make we go inside go talk inside talk, All ears closed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 11:37pm On Mar 12, 2011
Efemena_xy:

@ T_Z: last thing I heard

ID was keeping him captive in her dungeons

then she come relase am from the maximum security cell to mimimum security (i.e her xmas chicken farm)

grin grin grin

What a shame. Isn't he at least allowed visitors? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:38pm On Mar 12, 2011
Werin we get to talk abt? Efe d almighty tatafo!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 11:40pm On Mar 12, 2011
poster we have a spa wats all dis nonsense na sososo drink full ur brain  undecided undecided undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:40pm On Mar 12, 2011
Efe & yinka. .i'm handin over to you gals. .
i'm off 2 market buy snails, cameroonian shrimps and 404(dog meat). We have to expand our menu cos of d demands. .
look after d customers well, entertain bright well because it's like he's with hard currency  I'll be back lerra. Cheers! wink cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:42pm On Mar 12, 2011
yinkalink:

Werin we get to talk abt? Efe d almighty tatafo!

^^Shior!!

free me now girl! Na spa we dey so  grin grin grin

bright007:

@efe;infact bartender serve efe 2 roasted australian lizard with 1 jug of sapele water.Efe u ar 3 much.u know better thing

abi??

d lizards r appetizing if u roast dem well-well. Good source of protein

as per the Sapele water - lol!!

na u go need am for topup after your kini-kor activities  grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:44pm On Mar 12, 2011
Buy gala too oh.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:45pm On Mar 12, 2011
Chykason:

Efe & yinka. .i'm handin over to you gals. .
i'm off 2 market buy snails, cameroonian shrimps and 404(dog meat). We have to expand our menu cos of d demands. .
look after d customers well, entertain bright well because it's like he's with hard currency  I'll be back lerra. Cheers! wink cool

must you go??  sad sad

can't you place your order online for express home delivery??

and I nor wan look after bright!! - na punishment be dat!  embarassed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:45pm On Mar 12, 2011
***he leaves yinka and walks over to the receptionist.emmmm rectionist how much is it for 1 night for the executive room.
Receptionist:its 80000k sir.
Bright:ye!ah!80 kini why is it so pocket drilling.the other is not as expensive as dis one ooo.imagine the concorbility;my 2 month's salary.wife never chop pikin nko.but I no go fall my hand here!haba!warri no dey carry last
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 11:47pm On Mar 12, 2011
Thank God! At last we're rid of Bryt.

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