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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:34pm On Mar 13, 2011
Oops!
We're doin customer survey. .how 2 make dis bar 'numero uno' for town. .thinkin' of adding some services. .whatcha fink cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 8:28am On Mar 14, 2011
I think it strange that ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ n mizzie Efe are always in the bar 'alone' Good morning Bruyt darl!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:53am On Mar 14, 2011
yinka. .fyn gal no pimples. .i was just toasting chatting her up wink wink . .welcome cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 9:21am On Mar 14, 2011
If ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ say so man. Fyn morning innit?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:01am On Mar 14, 2011
Same here. . .
Ya! uhmmm. .(coughs lightly). .howz me nephew Bryt07? . .i hope he is takin kia of you you're takin kia of him wella?
**sips one shot of dry gin squadron**
. .aaarrrghhhhh. . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 4:10pm On Mar 14, 2011
Dunno. Dem tel u say we family?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 4:19pm On Mar 14, 2011
Hi yinka.how are u doin?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 4:19pm On Mar 14, 2011
Hi yinka.how are u doin?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 4:23pm On Mar 14, 2011
Am fyn,thank u. How has ur dae bin? Rain wan fal 4 ur syd?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 4:31pm On Mar 14, 2011
****bright is driving down from work, picks up his phone and calls Yinka , riiiiiiiiinnnnnng, riiiiiiinnnnnnggg, eemmm.
Hello Yinka,were are u? Ok meet me at the Bar.I am driving through third mainland bridge.will b there in a couple of minutes,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 4:34pm On Mar 14, 2011
I wld rly lyk to kn where u got ur imagination 4rm. It seems superhuman.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2011
Imagiation?Don't get it.Believe we all are acto smileyrs!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 4:39pm On Mar 14, 2011
Ok,i hear u. I dey catch cold oh
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 4:49pm On Mar 14, 2011
***at d Bar*Highlights from his Escalade $ stretches his legs, aahh, oohh, its been a tiring day, thank God I am at d bar, walks into bar and sees yinka  waiting patiently.Yinka gets off her seat $ gives him a hug not excluding a kiss, ***
Eemm bartender bring a bottle of 505 and a plate of hot ogogoro-fried 504 to send mr cold packing***
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 5:23pm On Mar 14, 2011
Me hug u! Hahaha. Get me a bottle of Coke jare.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 5:27pm On Mar 14, 2011
Werin dey pAparraZi here, bar Man pass me d kpoli. Oshamo smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 5:28pm On Mar 14, 2011
505 stock no dey now na kai-kai 501 dey. . .I dey bring am. . cool

**thinking . .which wan be dis 504 sef. .I know of 404 the tantalizing dog meat. .maybe 504 is cat meat grin grin grin . .**

>>hurries into d bar kitchen. .preparin d special 504 sauce. .done within 2 minutes. .hurries back. .[i]serves him d plate of 504 with ogogoro and the kai-kai 501 [/i ]. . <<

cus cus. .here is d booze & delicacy! smiley smiley cool cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 5:31pm On Mar 14, 2011
Id mama,wassahappenin ke? C dis Bryt omo ibo wey dey ta si mi, shld i show im face?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 5:38pm On Mar 14, 2011
Ha dat ina dey show himsef,jo ba mi su re. Fun jare
Next tim d monki won't misbehave
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 5:41pm On Mar 14, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Werin dey pAparraZi here, bar Man pass me d kpoli. Oshamo smiley
**serves her a bench couch & a table. .hurries inside to bring d order. .comes with d confirm kpoli* *
oops! ID welcome. .here it is. .

**notices she's such a sexy creature. .draws a chair closer to toast chat her up. .**
ID baybeyyyyy. . How market work today? wink wink grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 5:43pm On Mar 14, 2011
Bryt wey u dey?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2011
@yinkalink;I dey bar with u nau
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 5:56pm On Mar 14, 2011
@chykason:where are ya workers,only u dey serve,cook,go shopping,run bar.guy u go offff oooohhh
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 6:03pm On Mar 14, 2011
I tink say u don dissapparate. Oya dey toast, Id say make i hear u out.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 6:06pm On Mar 14, 2011
bright007:

@chykason:where are ya workers,only u dey serve,cook,go shopping,run bar.guy u go offff oooohhh
lol. . .
**whispers 2 him**
as my broda's kipa wey u be, u fit helep me out when I'm not around. . i hear d original shop owner El-Guapo is now running around nakèd in one of d shops nearby grin grin grin . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2011
@yinka.what a privilege!well toasting suspended cos my BB has got a low battery
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 6:33pm On Mar 14, 2011
***gbam!gbam!as bright hits d table $ boiling with rage, How dare u!imagine the concorbility!Me ,a chief,a titled prof.help u.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 9:33pm On Mar 14, 2011
na only whispa i take tell u na. .is dat why veins draw map of Nigeria 4 ya face u dey vex oya come take ya favorite chilled can zobo. . wink grin grin grin
bright007:

***gbam!gbam!as bright hits d table $ boiling with rage, How dare u!imagine the concorbility!Me ,a chief,a titled prof.help u.
titled prof cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 9:37pm On Mar 14, 2011
Leave my s'heart alone oh.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by dani1luv: 10:11am On Mar 15, 2011
:d
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by dani1luv: 11:31am On Mar 15, 2011
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